Wednesday, I am the first to swipe in

Morning, wet although milder, dog walked, bike at the ready for an early ride, new glasses to pick up later on.
Have a good day
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    'ning
    Looks like everyone's having a lie in today.
    WFH, run/ride when it gets sunny, more WFH
    Groundhog day ad infinitum
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    No lie in, just long walk with hounds and a quick run have delayed posting time 😂

    Work stuff and then either a bike ride or another run, basically ale avoidance for the 3rd night 😳
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Ciao ragazzini

    Sitting in a car park slurping coffee with bambino prior to him heading off tp school and MF heading to local vaccination place to stare incerduosly at the local populace and their frickin' appalling dress sense.

    Apart from that he's actually on alright form so will male up for yesterday's tiredness.

    A la prochaine
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    'ning

    not quite as cold, but wet, grrr

    cafe, wfh, bubbly, wfh, dine out, more bubbly
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    No. We bloody hate Christmas. Bottoms, that what we want.

    #bahhumbug
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    MattFalle said:


    Sitting in a car park slurping coffee with bambino prior to him heading off tp school and MF heading to local vaccination place to stare incerduosly at the local populace and their frickin' appalling dress sense.

    Are you the giver or the taker?

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    You’re far too soft on him. Give him an inch he’ll take a mile.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,807

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
    MF, go do what's needed. If we get Seano to 10 likes and he has to post another pic.

    Morning folks, day off as we're headed into The Big Smoke at lunchtime to collect Stropteen from the train station. At least we don't have to drive all the way up to go get her. Think I'll have some brekkie soon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    You’re far too soft on him. Give him an inch he’ll take a mile.
    I try to help the hard of thinking.
    Up to a point. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Don’t you just love the adverts on here.......


  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited December 2020
    Stevo_666 said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
    MF, go do what's needed. If we get Seano to 10 likes and he has to post another pic.

    Morning folks, day off as we're headed into The Big Smoke at lunchtime to collect Stropteen from the train station. At least we don't have to drive all the way up to go get her. Think I'll have some brekkie soon.
    She'll come back with a thick Scouse accent.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    4 deg. here. Bloody liars - they forecasted 8 or 9.
    But no wind.

    Played the waiting game yesterday after the mornings run around. Cba with that today, so i'm off pedalling.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    MattFalle said:

    No. We bloody hate Christmas. Bottoms, that what we want.

    #bahhumbug

    Ditto.

    I would be happy if it was all about food and drink and none of the excesses and crass commercialism with added Christmas jingles in every damn shop, on the radio etc.

    Pagan solstice ritual hijacked by silly Christians.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    MattFalle said:


    Sitting in a car park slurping coffee with bambino prior to him heading off tp school and MF heading to local vaccination place to stare incerduosly at the local populace and their frickin' appalling dress sense.

    Are you the giver or the taker?

    da giver, innit, bruv. am da hero of da populace. am also gonna park da big faggin' green truck in da middle of da road and blck da traffic up, bruv.

    #ouch.thathurts
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    You’re far too soft on him. Give him an inch he’ll take a mile.
    I try to help the hard of thinking.
    Up to a point. 😉
    he is nice to those of us who need help and that is why come the revolution he will be spared.

    #don'thithimwiththeshovel
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
    MF, go do what's needed. If we get Seano to 10 likes and he has to post another pic.

    Morning folks, day off as we're headed into The Big Smoke at lunchtime to collect Stropteen from the train station. At least we don't have to drive all the way up to go get her. Think I'll have some brekkie soon.
    i'm heading back now to like as required.

    #like
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,807
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
    MF, go do what's needed. If we get Seano to 10 likes and he has to post another pic.

    Morning folks, day off as we're headed into The Big Smoke at lunchtime to collect Stropteen from the train station. At least we don't have to drive all the way up to go get her. Think I'll have some brekkie soon.
    She'll come back with a thick Scouse accent.
    We only gave her 3 bits of advice for Liverpool:
    1. Watch your purse
    2. Don't support the football team
    3. Don't pick up the accent

    Luckily we've done some video calls with her so 3 is definitely not a problem. Not sure about the other two...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Site meeting this morning, back at the desk now with tea and shortbread.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pblakeney said:

    seanoconn said:

    pblakeney said:

    MattFalle said:

    Oh - as an aside - these pictires EVERYBODY ELSE HAS but mot MF - any hints?

    #MFisnotbloodyColomboyouknow

    Are you looking for photos of Christmas trees by any chance?
    This is MF we’re talking about. You’d have dumb it down..... a lot!

    What he really needs is a big bottom to the side of the head!
    Oh FFS!

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/13114042/christmas-trees#latest
    I thought I was doing bad needing V68's hint from last night to find it.
    MF, go do what's needed. If we get Seano to 10 likes and he has to post another pic.

    Morning folks, day off as we're headed into The Big Smoke at lunchtime to collect Stropteen from the train station. At least we don't have to drive all the way up to go get her. Think I'll have some brekkie soon.
    She'll come back with a thick Scouse accent.
    We only gave her 3 bits of advice for Liverpool:
    1. Watch your purse
    2. Don't support the football team
    3. Don't pick up the accent

    Luckily we've done some video calls with her so 3 is definitely not a problem. Not sure about the other two...

    You missed one
    4. Don't get too friendly with the local lads
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited December 2020
    Anyone seen the memory stick with all the work stuff on I have, errrr, mislaid?

    #buggerationz.whereisit?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Just about caught up with all the forum activity inc the christmas tree pictures... What happens when one has a full working day in the great outdoors. Should be last full day this year, wot wiz da work being seasonal innat.

    Based on the 2nd weaseling email received attempting to deny a valid warranty claim, I can truly say Never Buy Anything Online From ao.com. Tw@ts.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    MattFalle said:

    Anyone seen the memory stick with all the work stuff on I have, errrr, mislaid?

    #buggerationz.whereisit?

    Top tip courtesy of V68. Walk backwards retracing your steps 👍 When that fails threaten the little people that stole it and tell them you’re not in the mood for their Sh!tty games and you’ll have it back in no time.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited December 2020
    seanoconn said:

    MattFalle said:

    Anyone seen the memory stick with all the work stuff on I have, errrr, mislaid?

    #buggerationz.whereisit?

    Top tip courtesy of V68. Walk backwards retracing your steps 👍 When that fails threaten the little people that stole it and tell them you’re not in the mood for their Sh!tty games and you’ll have it back in no time.
    Can't I just go and throw a bin at someone?

    I remember seeing it on my desk on Monday just before we moved office. Bledding thing could be anywhere

    #oi.littlepeople.where's mymemorystick?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    seanoconn said:

    MattFalle said:

    Anyone seen the memory stick with all the work stuff on I have, errrr, mislaid?

    #buggerationz.whereisit?

    Top tip courtesy of V68. Walk backwards retracing your steps 👍
    You know that's bollox.
    It's the little people.

    For the benefit of the MF's:
    pinno said:

    seanoconn said:

    Has anyone seen my fricking door keys?

    It's the little people. Call them what you like - Leprechauns, Elf's, Pixies. They hide your keys, pinch money out of your wallet, drink your Vodka and steal stuff out of the fridge.
    When you loose your keys or something inexplicable happens, say "Right little people, the game is up - I don't want to play it anymore. if I catch one of you, you little f****rs, you'll get one hell of a hiding. "

    ...and then, your keys magically appear. Do not knock it before you try it.



    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited December 2020
    grazie. am actually considering driving back to work to look for it as its bugging me.

    hopefully will catch one of the little batsardds and be able to waterboard it before shooting it.

    #twointhechesttherestintheface
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.