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  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    sungod said:

    focuszing723 said:

    Please can you ask the Tabby how I can import a Neuralink to the UK?

    first, it must exist
    Cheers Tabby. Sorry, Meeooww.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    What is it about gall bladders that tastes so bad?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    homers_double said:

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    On a serious note, have you tried Bravecto? Bit pricey but lasts 3 months and my local vet gives me the 4th one free. It's a helluva lot better than Frontline.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    What does Mrs Sungod do while Sungod is riding up and down sunny islands all day?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    What does Mrs Sungod do while Sungod is riding up and down sunny islands all day?

    Provides hospitality services to Tabby. Duh.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    Talks to cats?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Most people who talk to cats think they are big and clever. What they don't do is listen. I expect that Mrs SG is well versed and listens to cats intently.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    mrs s pampers the cats and drinks wine, i think they tell her secrets
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Can tabby tell us about the demise of white dog poop.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    darkhairedlord said:

    Can tabby tell us about the demise of white dog poop.

    Something about Phosphorous in the old dog food mixes.
    I remember it uses to glow in the dark.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    What are Tabby's thoughts on snow?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    First.Aspect said:

    What are Tabby's thoughts on snow?

    Merck used to produce the finest quality.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    sungod said:

    i think they tell her secrets

    To whom do they tell her secrets? Bl00dy tattletails.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    First.Aspect said:

    What are Tabby's thoughts on snow?

    it was created for the snow leopards
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Prawns or salmon?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    oxoman said:

    Ask Tabby why his mate is such a wuss, after baiting the dog for ages the dog dislodges him from his lofty perch and almost ends up as the dogs dinner.

    I thought you'd run it over?
    Clearly the cat is immortal and knows it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    oxoman said:

    Ask Tabby why his mate is such a wuss, after baiting the dog for ages the dog dislodges him from his lofty perch and almost ends up as the dogs dinner.

    Your cat needs a good talking to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    oxoman said:

    I did run a tabby over just not ours. The family tabby I actually a neighbours who prefers our place for some reason, even with mutley nearly having it for lunch.

    So he's looking to you for a safe haven. Poor b4stard.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    pinno said:

    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?

    Just show her this:

    https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    First.Aspect said:

    Prawns or salmon?

    salmon, prawns are insects
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    pinno said:

    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?

    because it's far away, and gets a smidge further away every year
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?

    because it's far away, and gets a smidge further away every year
    What proportion of the moon is actually made of cheese, Tabby.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    First.Aspect said:

    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?

    because it's far away, and gets a smidge further away every year
    What proportion of the moon is actually made of cheese, Tabby.
    Wensleydale Gromit?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    First.Aspect said:

    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    Shorty asks: Why is our moon so small?

    because it's far away, and gets a smidge further away every year
    What proportion of the moon is actually made of cheese, Tabby.
    although lunar elemental abundances would support cheese production, ever since the moon cows left, the cheese has long since been nibbled away by scavenging clangers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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