ask the tabby

sungod
sungod Posts: 17,430
edited August 2020 in The bottom bracket
the tabby has offered to answer questions of great import
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Ask the Tabby why most cats are always the wrong side of the door.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Why aren't 'y' and 'w' classed as vowels?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Ask the Tabby why he thinks his bum is so interesting.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    "The shorts are in the post".

    I know they are a pair of shorts but they are a single pair. It should be "the shorts is in the post" so why the plurality?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Ask the Tabby whether Lionel Messi will leave Barcelona and reunite with Pep.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    pinno said:

    Ask the Tabby why most cats are always the wrong side of the door.

    it is the doors that are the wrong side of the cats
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    First.Aspect said:

    Ask the Tabby why he thinks his bum is so interesting.

    a) the tabby is a she
    b) impurrtinent questions will get you nowhere
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    oxoman said:

    Why did tabby,s mate run in front of my bike?

    for the lulz
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    pinno said:

    Why aren't 'y' and 'w' classed as vowels?

    stupid apes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    First.Aspect said:

    Ask the Tabby whether Lionel Messi will leave Barcelona and reunite with Pep.

    one day they'll all be reunited as dust
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    pinno said:

    "The shorts are in the post".

    I know they are a pair of shorts but they are a single pair. It should be "the shorts is in the post" so why the plurality?

    same as the vowels
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    edited August 2020
    1. Why must the dutchie be passed 'pon the left hand side?
    2. When will there be viable nuclear fusion?
    3. Will the resultant bountiful energy be cheap and available to tabbies across the world?
    4. Espresso or macchiato?
    5. What is the best cake?
    6. Marmite, marmalade or peanut butter on my toasted bagel this morning?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Oh, one from my Welsh friend:

    What's new?
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Is it worth having £10 on Richard Carapaz to win the tdf?
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    edited August 2020
    Please can you ask the Tabby how I can import a Neuralink to the UK?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Is Yoda one of those Manx cats, or a different species entirely?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    hopkinb said:

    1. Why must the dutchie be passed 'pon the left hand side?
    2. When will there be viable nuclear fusion?
    3. Will the resultant bountiful energy be cheap and available to tabbies across the world?
    4. Espresso or macchiato?
    5. What is the best cake?
    6. Marmite, marmalade or peanut butter on my toasted bagel this morning?

    1 - so that it goes clockwise like the shadows in the best hemisphere
    2 - there has been for many billion years
    3 - the tabby derives energy direct from reducing spinfoam polyhedra, no need for anything as crude as fusion
    4 - espresso
    5 - the tabby is not a cake eater, she leaves it to me: the slab of honey cake i had earlier was very good, long term sara lee devil's food cake with buttercream frosting is hard to beat
    6 - tabbies like marmite
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    lincolndave said:

    Is it worth having £10 on Richard Carapaz to win the tdf?

    no
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    the tabby is off for a nap now
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    When she wakes up, can she tell me why Jack the cat is in a funny mood?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,331
    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    homers_double said:

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    Just set fire to stuff and lob it over various neighbours' fences until the problem has gone. By process of elimination you should be able to work out where they were coming from.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    homers_double said:

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    The tabby will probably suggest another vet, or no vet at all.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    What does SG smoke when he makes up the daily thread titles?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Catnip
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    homers_double said:

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    .

    Sticking his head in Rabbit holes or some other wild creatures home
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    Stevo_666 said:

    What does SG smoke when he makes up the daily thread titles?

    smoking is bad for you

    i quaff bubbly, it's therapeutic
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    focuszing723 said:

    Please can you ask the Tabby how I can import a Neuralink to the UK?

    first, it must exist
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    homers_double said:

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    clearly he's trying to wash off the pesky bitey things and because of your failure to sort them out is hatching a plan to kill you and the vet then use your corpses to lure them away so that they can all be incinerated
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    oxoman said:

    Sadly SG tabby,s mate used all 9 lives up so won't be attempting it again.

    :(

    tabbies are reborn as tabbies, it's the perfect state of being
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