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sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
edited August 2020 in The bottom bracket
the tabby has offered to answer questions of great import
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,789
    Ask the Tabby why most cats are always the wrong side of the door.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,789
    Why aren't 'y' and 'w' classed as vowels?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,459
    Ask the Tabby why he thinks his bum is so interesting.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,731
    Why did tabby,s mate run in front of my bike?
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,789
    "The shorts are in the post".

    I know they are a pair of shorts but they are a single pair. It should be "the shorts is in the post" so why the plurality?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,459
    Ask the Tabby whether Lionel Messi will leave Barcelona and reunite with Pep.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    pinno said:

    Ask the Tabby why most cats are always the wrong side of the door.

    it is the doors that are the wrong side of the cats
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786

    Ask the Tabby why he thinks his bum is so interesting.

    a) the tabby is a she
    b) impurrtinent questions will get you nowhere
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    oxoman said:

    Why did tabby,s mate run in front of my bike?

    for the lulz
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    pinno said:

    Why aren't 'y' and 'w' classed as vowels?

    stupid apes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786

    Ask the Tabby whether Lionel Messi will leave Barcelona and reunite with Pep.

    one day they'll all be reunited as dust
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    pinno said:

    "The shorts are in the post".

    I know they are a pair of shorts but they are a single pair. It should be "the shorts is in the post" so why the plurality?

    same as the vowels
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    edited August 2020
    1. Why must the dutchie be passed 'pon the left hand side?
    2. When will there be viable nuclear fusion?
    3. Will the resultant bountiful energy be cheap and available to tabbies across the world?
    4. Espresso or macchiato?
    5. What is the best cake?
    6. Marmite, marmalade or peanut butter on my toasted bagel this morning?
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Oh, one from my Welsh friend:

    What's new?
  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Is it worth having £10 on Richard Carapaz to win the tdf?
  • focuszing723focuszing723 Posts: 2,560
    edited August 2020
    Please can you ask the Tabby how I can import a Neuralink to the UK?
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,459
    Is Yoda one of those Manx cats, or a different species entirely?
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,731
    Sadly SG tabby,s mate used all 9 lives up so won't be attempting it again.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    hopkinb said:

    1. Why must the dutchie be passed 'pon the left hand side?
    2. When will there be viable nuclear fusion?
    3. Will the resultant bountiful energy be cheap and available to tabbies across the world?
    4. Espresso or macchiato?
    5. What is the best cake?
    6. Marmite, marmalade or peanut butter on my toasted bagel this morning?

    1 - so that it goes clockwise like the shadows in the best hemisphere
    2 - there has been for many billion years
    3 - the tabby derives energy direct from reducing spinfoam polyhedra, no need for anything as crude as fusion
    4 - espresso
    5 - the tabby is not a cake eater, she leaves it to me: the slab of honey cake i had earlier was very good, long term sara lee devil's food cake with buttercream frosting is hard to beat
    6 - tabbies like marmite
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786

    Is it worth having £10 on Richard Carapaz to win the tdf?

    no
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    the tabby is off for a nap now
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,789
    When she wakes up, can she tell me why Jack the cat is in a funny mood?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,942
    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 5,605

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    Just set fire to stuff and lob it over various neighbours' fences until the problem has gone. By process of elimination you should be able to work out where they were coming from.

  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,459

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    If any forumites can also tell me what the fleas or tics are I'd like to know because nobody does, including the vets.

    The tabby will probably suggest another vet, or no vet at all.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,831
    What does SG smoke when he makes up the daily thread titles?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 7,459
    Catnip
  • webboowebboo Posts: 3,850

    Ask the tabby to ask my cat Kona why, if he doesn't like water does he insist on sitting out in the rain?

    I'd also like to know where he goes to end up with weird tics or fleas that just sit on the rim of his ears.

    .

    Sticking his head in Rabbit holes or some other wild creatures home
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786
    Stevo_666 said:

    What does SG smoke when he makes up the daily thread titles?

    smoking is bad for you

    i quaff bubbly, it's therapeutic
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,786

    Please can you ask the Tabby how I can import a Neuralink to the UK?

    first, it must exist
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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