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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1 -
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Trump?! ^seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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^^^^ Brilliant! ^^^^The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Stevo in conversation his boss today
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Andrew Cotter still having a fantastic lockdown
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
😊 Looking in the mirror I'm seeing more hair than the 70s student days.
Open The Barbers. Open The Barbers...0 -
I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?2 -
coopster_the_1st said:
I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Only a number of them?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Due to the lack of footfall over the rocks, the Giants Causeway has turned into a rockery
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!2 -
Dolphins are now frequenting the ports in Istanbul due to the lack of shipping.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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If it was sacrificing historical accuracy for the sake of a good joke then I would forgive the ignorance.coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
How can so many people idolise Churchill so much yet have so little knowledge of 90% of his life.0 -
Who knew Brits had a penchant for posh functioning alcoholics who had tendencies to wing it and distrust foreigners, eh?surrey_commuter said:
If it was sacrificing historical accuracy for the sake of a good joke then I would forgive the ignorance.coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
How can so many people idolise Churchill so much yet have so little knowledge of 90% of his life.
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I have you down for 1, 2, 3, 6 & 9. Want to own up to any others?surrey_commuter said:
If it was sacrificing historical accuracy for the sake of a good joke then I would forgive the ignorance.coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
How can so many people idolise Churchill so much yet have so little knowledge of 90% of his life.0 -
I have you down as one of those idiots who thinks Dunkirk was a wonderful victory, in fairness.coopster_the_1st said:
I have you down for 1, 2, 3, 6 & 9. Want to own up to any others?surrey_commuter said:
If it was sacrificing historical accuracy for the sake of a good joke then I would forgive the ignorance.coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
How can so many people idolise Churchill so much yet have so little knowledge of 90% of his life.0 -
At least we were able to successfully lockdown the country after that one, eh?rick_chasey said:
I have you down as one of those idiots who thinks Dunkirk was a wonderful victory, in fairness.coopster_the_1st said:
I have you down for 1, 2, 3, 6 & 9. Want to own up to any others?surrey_commuter said:
If it was sacrificing historical accuracy for the sake of a good joke then I would forgive the ignorance.coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
How can so many people idolise Churchill so much yet have so little knowledge of 90% of his life.
"Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.0 -
I get the feeling Coopster hit the inner and outer bullseye with his WWII joke
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You do know the PM did actually lose his job over this for #2 and #9, right? He had done such a bad job he got ousted by his own party and Churchill had to step in.Stevo_666 said:coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Only a number of them?
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The joke wasn't about Churchill. I can recommend some good online self awareness courses if that will helprick_chasey said:
You do know the PM did actually lose his job over this for #2 and #9, right? He had done such a bad job he got ousted by his own party and Churchill had to step in.Stevo_666 said:coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Only a number of them? "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Are you sure?rick_chasey said:
You do know the PM did actually lose his job over this for #2 and #9, right? He had done such a bad job he got ousted by his own party and Churchill had to step in.Stevo_666 said:coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Only a number of them?
I thought that the air raids on Britain didn't start until after Dunkirk and the London blitz didn't start until the German focus moved away from RAF bases, in September 1940.
I thought Chamberlain jumped before he was pushed because the opposition parties wouldn't play ball with him....."Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.0 -
Appeasement was not a popular strategy. He had botched the diplomacy, was botching the military response. Ergo, he had to go.blazing_saddles said:
Are you sure?rick_chasey said:
You do know the PM did actually lose his job over this for #2 and #9, right? He had done such a bad job he got ousted by his own party and Churchill had to step in.Stevo_666 said:coopster_the_1st said:I'm sure we can assign a number of the regular cake stoppers to these
If WWII happened today...
1. Can I have more clarity on the “Your country needs you” slogan, it’s too ambiguous and I’m confused.
2. Why aren’t you doing enough to prevent these air raids?
3. Does the siren apply to everyone?
4. There are only male and female toilets in the air raid shelter and I don’t identify as either.
5. This respirator haversack has a leather strap and I’m a vegan.
6. Why cant I have almond milk on my ration card
7. I find the term “black out” offensive.
8. I find the lack of colour options within military uniforms oppressive.
9. Why didn’t we have stock piles of spitfires at the start of this conflict?
Only a number of them?
I thought that the air raids on Britain didn't start until after Dunkirk and the London blitz didn't start until the German focus moved away from RAF bases, in September 1940.
I thought Chamberlain jumped before he was pushed because the opposition parties wouldn't play ball with him.....
It annoys me there is this fantasy that somehow leaders of the past never had any criticism, as if people were different to who they are now.
They're not. People react the same to things en mass in history, as a general rule.
Here's a question - which part of the society and the press would be pushing for appeasement if it was happening now?0 -
I was looking for "These bally Germans look quite a difficult opponent, I think we should just give up and let them win, so we can get back to life as normal."Stevo_666 said:I get the feeling Coopster hit the inner and outer bullseye with his WWII joke
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeT6Aeof4Ok
