The big silly thread
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."2
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ballysmate said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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So woke they are suffering from insomnia.1
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Obviously the LNER announcer wasn't allowed on the platform. (No pun intended). He was probably away for retraining. (Sorry, another nonintentional pun)
https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/lner-under-fire-after-apologising-205881941 -
How on Earth did they manage to lose the last election and the 'Red Wall'?shortfall said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]2 -
Wonder if they were looking for something to be offended by?ballysmate said:Obviously the LNER announcer wasn't allowed on the platform. (No pun intended). He was probably away for retraining. (Sorry, another nonintentional pun)
https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/lner-under-fire-after-apologising-20588194"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Btw I just checked. LNER don't go to Cambridge.Stevo_666 said:
Wonder if they were looking for something to be offended by?ballysmate said:Obviously the LNER announcer wasn't allowed on the platform. (No pun intended). He was probably away for retraining. (Sorry, another nonintentional pun)
https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/lner-under-fire-after-apologising-205881942 -
I can only hope they carry on like that
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Aw, nice to see the Toryboyz fanclub having a mutual w@nkfest. Now then will you welcome in the DUP nutjob Poots to the club? How long ago was the Earth formed?0
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I guess you're here to stick up for the losers?orraloon said:Aw, nice to see the Toryboyz fanclub having a mutual w@nkfest. Now then will you welcome in the DUP nutjob Poots to the club? How long ago was the Earth formed?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Poots in or not? Just answer the question.
Now where have Iheardread that before?0 -
I'll go back and rewatch the video, I think 'Loon may be in it.Stevo_666 said:
I guess you're here to stick up for the losers?orraloon said:Aw, nice to see the Toryboyz fanclub having a mutual w@nkfest. Now then will you welcome in the DUP nutjob Poots to the club? How long ago was the Earth formed?
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And if Wee Jimmy Krankie get her way, he'll be busy applying for 'settled status' before we shop him to Priti as an illegal immigrantballysmate said:
I'll go back and rewatch the video, I think 'Loon may be in it.Stevo_666 said:
I guess you're here to stick up for the losers?orraloon said:Aw, nice to see the Toryboyz fanclub having a mutual w@nkfest. Now then will you welcome in the DUP nutjob Poots to the club? How long ago was the Earth formed?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1 -
I invested in a company that makes glass coffins. Was it a success? Remains to be seen.2
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My dog used to chase everyone on a bike. Had to take it away from him in the end.2
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May have previously posted, but whatever.
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Always worth a repost.ballysmate said:May have previously posted, but whatever.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
ballysmate said: "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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You have.ballysmate said:May have previously posted, but whatever.
How many units to I need to consume before the full size version isn't blurry?"Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.0 -
I used to recycle shoes but it was sole destroying.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I saw a scarecrow with a medal around his neck. He got it for being outstanding in his field.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Why is Henry’s wife covered in tooth marks? Because he’s Tudorseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
