Swear Filter Test Thread

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  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    Flange
  • rollemynot
    rollemynot Posts: 436
    Bit behind blurred picture in Japanese porn - the cunt or flange
  • porlyworly
    porlyworly Posts: 441
    dogwanker
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Fuckin tw0ts, this site still looks shockingly shite. Has everyone give up improving the look and feel ?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • oblongomaculatus
    oblongomaculatus Posts: 616
    How about berk? Doesn't sound like much of a swear, does it, until you know it ought to be pronounced "bark", because it's cockney rhyming slang, short for Berkley Hunt.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,527
    Can’t we just use Hunt?
    Seems to work on a couple of levels.
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Stevo_666 said:

    Spazwangle

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  • oblongomaculatus
    oblongomaculatus Posts: 616
    edited November 2019
    A favourite of mine is wazzock. It springs to mind right now as see our illustrious Prime Minister on TV, flapping his mouth about something or other (I don't know what because of course as soon as he appeared I hit the mute button).

    Wazzock is apparently a fairly new word, with no specific meaning, there being no record of it before the mid 1960's, unlike pillock, which is 16th century, and evolved from pillcock, meaning small penis.

    And as I write, I look up, and see that wazzock is still talking…
  • manglier
    manglier Posts: 1,301
    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    Can anyone recommend a riding route near penistone?

    Starting from Scunthorpe perhaps?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,857
    manglier said:

    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    Can anyone recommend a riding route near penistone?

    Starting from Scunthorpe perhaps?
    And via Arsenal?
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hairy cunts
    Tory cunts
    Left wing cunts
    Brexit voting cunts
    Tax avoiding cunts ;-)
    peckerhead cunts
    Climate denying cunts
    Trump supporting cunts
    Boris supporting cunts
    Jizza supporting cunts
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,284
    Guess the swear filter is a retrospective thing then?
    slowmart said:

    Hairy cunts
    Tory cunts
    Left wing cunts
    Brexit voting cunts
    Tax avoiding cunts ;-)
    peckerhead cunts
    Climate denying cunts
    Trump supporting cunts
    Boris supporting cunts
    Jizza supporting cunts

  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,527
    I found that out on page 1. 😉
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,857
    slowmart said:

    Hairy cunts
    Tory cunts
    Left wing cunts
    Brexit voting cunts
    Tax avoiding cunts ;-)
    peckerhead cunts
    Climate denying cunts
    Trump supporting cunts
    Boris supporting cunts
    Jizza supporting cunts

    Good news for chip on shoulder centre leftie ****s :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,284
    Bizarre. Just had f e c k as in Father Ted filtered real time.

    Who gives a flying FRO about language on t'internet these days anyway. Are these Immediate Media peepul weirdo Americanshers?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    edited November 2019
    editted
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    edited November 2019
    too rude for bb
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,527
    Seems that cunts is allowed while other words aren't. Weird.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    oblongomaculatus said:

    How about berk? Doesn't sound like much of a swear, does it, until you know it ought to be pronounced "bark", because it's cockney rhyming slang, short for Berkley Hunt.

    According to lexicographer Suzi Dent it is actually Berkshire Hunt.

    My submission is.
    Fanny like a wizards sleeve.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,857
    mr_goo said:

    oblongomaculatus said:

    How about berk? Doesn't sound like much of a swear, does it, until you know it ought to be pronounced "bark", because it's cockney rhyming slang, short for Berkley Hunt.

    According to lexicographer Suzi Dent it is actually Berkshire Hunt.

    My submission is.
    Fanny like a wizards sleeve.
    More of a phrase but I still like it.

    Unfortunately the trick of calling somewhere like a pub and asking them to announce a call for Phil McCracken, Hugh Jarse or Mike Hunt are long gone.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    fuck
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  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    pangolin said:

    censored

    I see you got Option 2 then ;)
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,457
    six-toed born to rule ponyfuckers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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