Swear Filter Test Thread

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  • awavey
    awavey Posts: 2,368
    pinno said:

    Battlestar Galactica... you're not that old surely?!

    clusterfuck

    frack, they didnt show it in the UK till the 80s ;)
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,682
    pinno said:

    Yay! Of course, the new mods will be adding all these words to the swear filter and therefore, we are shooting ourselves in the foot quickly.

    I foresee reversion to the "good old days" of words with obscured meaning.

    E.g. berk, as in berkshire hunt, as in....

    Or, or how's about Polari?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,492
    Corbynista
    Leftiebollox

    They shouldn't be swear words, just appropriate terms of abuse for twats and twattish views.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Jacob Rees Logg
    Donald Crump

    That sort of thing?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,492
    pinno said:

    Jacob Rees Logg
    Donald Crump

    That sort of thing?

    Plenty to choose from.

    Political correctness?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,682
    edited November 2019
    orraloon said:


    I foresee reversion to the "good old days" of words with obscured meaning.

    E.g. berk, as in berkshire hunt, as in....

    I should have extended this example

    berk, as in berkshire hunt, as in Jeremy, as in...

    And how come twat has made it through? Ah yes, is the weekend so come Monday...

    Edit: twat is filtered but the plural twats isn't? Or does 'Dodger666 have special dispensation?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Barsteward
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,492
    orraloon said:

    orraloon said:


    I foresee reversion to the "good old days" of words with obscured meaning.

    E.g. berk, as in berkshire hunt, as in....

    I should have extended this example

    berk, as in berkshire hunt, as in Jeremy, as in...

    And how come 20p for the swearbox has made it through? Ah yes, is the weekend so come Monday...

    Edit: 20p for the swearbox is filtered but the plural twats isn't? Or does 'Dodger666 have special dispensation?
    Valuecreator666, please :)
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,149
    All these 20ps for the swear box. Can you see your total on your profile page somewhere?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    That's a great fucking idea. I could be top of the fuck fuck list.
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Could 20p for the swear box be in different font or in quotes or something, makes reading sentences that are high on the swear count a real pain in the fucking gooch to read (
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    i guess gooch isn't really swearing! nice to see it made it through though!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Someone on here bought another gundog - a Springer bitch.
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,149
    Can anyone recommend a riding route near penistone?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    edited November 2019
    Or Waterly Bottoms*, though not a swear word.

    *Gloucestershire.

    Piss ...?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Piss got through.
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Dick van Dyke is a famous actor.
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    big_harv said:

    20p for the swearbox van 20p for the swearbox is a famous actor.

    Thought so, the bloke in Mary Poppins. Dear god.

  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Travelling south on the A26 through northern France you will see a signpost for the village of Ars..
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Yay - it's Big Harv. How the fuck are you?
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    pinno said:

    Yay - it's Big Harv. How the 20p for the swearbox are you?

    Pretty damn good thanks! Just testing Ellen van Dijk, not literally of course.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    edited November 2019
    Are you still the other side of La Manche?

    Do you have a yellow vest?
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    pinno said:

    Are you still the other side of La Manche?

    Do you have a yellow vest?

    Several! Back in blighty to exercise my democratic right. Ah, what about non English language swearbox contributions? Putain.


  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    P u t a i n

    Good grief!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    edited November 2019
    Sacre Bleu
    Merde*

    fan (Swedish)

    Jesu Cristo
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    edited November 2019
    *Couldn't get m.e.r.d.e though!

    Until I added the asterisk!

    Lets see... fuck*
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    shit*
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    This reminds me of (very rare) occasions when you’ve got a vicar round and all you want to do is swear. Right, grow up now ya bast’ard..
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    Connard
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,340
    edited November 2019
    More tea Vicar?
    No ta - been stuffin' tarts all afternoon.
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