thursday arrr, keelhaul the lubbers

hopkinb

sungod wrote:

cocktail of the day...

french pirate

take flute, pour half measure of orange curaçao, one of dark rum, and fill with champagne

Ooh, that sounds good. An excellent use for those discounted bottles of Lanson black label I have. That or a champagne cocktail.

hopkinb

Actually I have no orange curaçao. Going to make do with orange bitters. Arrrrrr.

hopkinb

Also, strictly speaking mount gay black barrel probably isn't dark rum like cap'n Morgan. Still, a fine timber shiverin' tipple. Beats Perła.

step83

I have a bottle of Kraken spiced and Bacardi Gold (don't just its from Williams before they lost the sponsor). Surely we should be drinking watery grog? Or least some Pussers.

veronese68

Arr, I been victorious. Neighbours defeated and got them scrubbing down the decks.
Been trawling through paperwork in some sort of gobbledegook, very dull.
Lad on his way back from the airport so going to pick him up from the tram stop. Might stop and kick over Hopper’s portaloo as we pass.

hopkinb

Veronese68 wrote:

Arr, I been victorious. Neighbours defeated and got them scrubbing down the decks.
Been trawling through paperwork in some sort of gobbledegook, very dull.
Lad on his way back from the airport so going to pick him up from the tram stop. Might stop and kick over Hopper’s portaloo as we pass.

Ooh you rotten bugger! You'll get builder shyte on your feet mind...

step83

Is this the urban equivalent of cow tipping?

veronese68

Yes. I’ll get the lad to do it, then I won’t let him in the car if he smells of shite.

pinno

Avaast ye lan' lubbers, we just piddle and sh1t over the side of the ship.

step83

Pinno wrote:

Avaast ye lan' lubbers, we just piddle and sh1t over the side of the ship.

From the poop deck?

Wheelspinner

hopkinb wrote:

sungod wrote:

cocktail of the day...

french pirate

take flute, pour half measure of orange curaçao, one of dark rum, and fill with champagne

Ooh, that sounds good. An excellent use for those discounted bottles of Lanson black label I have. That or a champagne cocktail.

Another entirely drinkable affair is:
Large brandy balloon with cracked ice
Drambuie - 1 - 1.5 measure
Orange Juice - 1 measure
Lemon Juice - 1 measure
Fill with champagne.

pinno

I see that the high functioning alcafrolics have crawled out of the hull today :roll:

pinno

Step83 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Avaast ye lan' lubbers, we just piddle and sh1t over the side of the ship.

From the poop deck?

You'll be Cap'n one day me lad.

awavey

Pinno wrote:

I see that the high functioning alcafrolics have crawled out of the hull today :roll:

Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' rum! Arrr!

Stevo_666

Step83 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Avaast ye lan' lubbers, we just piddle and sh1t over the side of the ship.

From the poop deck?

Any sea men on the poop deck?

pinno

awavey wrote:

Pinno wrote:

I see that the high functioning alcafrolics have crawled out of the hull today :roll:

Yo ho ho an' 5 bottles o' rum! Hic Arrr hic!

FTFY