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politicians, pussycat? or dog? competition

sungodsungod Posts: 13,778
edited June 2019 in The bottom bracket
it's well known that churchill was a pussycat (in fact a guise of the tabby, but that's another story)

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how about other politicians?

for instance, johnson likes to pretend he's a labradoodle, but he's clearly one of those yappy little lap dogs favoured by french prostitutes
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  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Lloyd George as a miniature schnauzer?
    Thatcher as an overly coiffed poodle who had milton Friedman as its owner?
    Heseltine as Afghan hound?
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Gove as some ghastly experimental hybrid of chihuahua and forest troll that went horribly wrong?

    Raab as a spectacularly thick Basset hound.

    For the sake of balance, Corbyn is a knackered old mongrel, totally set iin its ways, should probably be put down.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,721
    Corbyn, shitty little Chihuahua. Totally untrustworthy.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,778
    perhaps this should be a compo, winner gets to name next target for classification

    i unilaterally declare independence and that hoppy wins first round with:
    Raab as a spectacularly thick Basset hound.
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,721
    I know it's not canine or feline but I nominate farage as a cross between a headless chicken and as welcome as a dead rat. Several politicians to go before a winner can be announced I think.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    yaxley-lennon is an inbred mongrel

    #racist
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,970
    Chris Grayling as the stupid mutt that always knocks things over and pisses on the carpet.
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,074
    Oh hang on, I won something. So, I choose a classification of people for folk to compare to breeds of cats or dogs?
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,778
    i was thinking more along the lines of name next politician for evaluation, choose best fit from results
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    Sorry SG, any dog or cat has more integrity, honesty and authenticity than any current MP
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,721
    Suggest we try naming politicians after insects or molluscs. I suggest the entire house of commons are slimy slugs, anybody disagree.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,970
    Oi, don't be bad-mouthing molluscs. #slugstoo
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,778
    yeah, freedom for molluscs, think of brian! leave the reptiles out of it too, they are cute, and axolotls which are smiley

    perhaps we can use non-cellular/single celled entities that cause disease, plus cockroaches, tsetse flies, lice, ticks etc., plenty of bloodsuckers in politics
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Rees-Mogg ?

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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