politicians, pussycat? or dog? competition

sungod
sungod Posts: 16,517
edited June 2019 in The bottom bracket
it's well known that churchill was a pussycat (in fact a guise of the tabby, but that's another story)

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how about other politicians?

for instance, johnson likes to pretend he's a labradoodle, but he's clearly one of those yappy little lap dogs favoured by french prostitutes
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Lloyd George as a miniature schnauzer?
    Thatcher as an overly coiffed poodle who had milton Friedman as its owner?
    Heseltine as Afghan hound?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Gove as some ghastly experimental hybrid of chihuahua and forest troll that went horribly wrong?

    Raab as a spectacularly thick Basset hound.

    For the sake of balance, Corbyn is a knackered old mongrel, totally set iin its ways, should probably be put down.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,517
    perhaps this should be a compo, winner gets to name next target for classification

    i unilaterally declare independence and that hoppy wins first round with:
    Raab as a spectacularly thick Basset hound.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    yaxley-lennon is an inbred mongrel

    #racist
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,671
    Chris Grayling as the stupid mutt that always knocks things over and pisses on the carpet.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Oh hang on, I won something. So, I choose a classification of people for folk to compare to breeds of cats or dogs?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,517
    i was thinking more along the lines of name next politician for evaluation, choose best fit from results
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Sorry SG, any dog or cat has more integrity, honesty and authenticity than any current MP
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,671
    Oi, don't be bad-mouthing molluscs. #slugstoo
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,517
    yeah, freedom for molluscs, think of brian! leave the reptiles out of it too, they are cute, and axolotls which are smiley

    perhaps we can use non-cellular/single celled entities that cause disease, plus cockroaches, tsetse flies, lice, ticks etc., plenty of bloodsuckers in politics
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    Rees-Mogg ?

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