thursday with vengeance, wrath and smiting

thistle_

Matthewfalle wrote:

dudes

how much would you pay to get a medium sized tree cut down? cherry tree, fairly spindly.

We had a quote on a job of £5000 for a "medium" sized tree. We told them thanks but no thanks we'll just wait for it to fall down
The tree surgeon/lumberjack dude was already there as well chopping down a bigger tree.

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

Generously scoosh with window cleaner. Walk away for 30 mins. Hose off.
Most other household products will affect paint.

Alternatively, keep a trigger bottle and fill up with 50ml of window cleaner, a spot of household detergent + hot water.
Spray, walk away, then hose off.

step83

Perfect time to fell it an age it over summer, split it an stack it over summer be perfect for winter, we had some over Christmas, burns well an lasts. Usually lob some Ash in to keep it burning well.

orraloon

thistle (MBNW) wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

dudes

how much would you pay to get a medium sized tree cut down? cherry tree, fairly spindly.

We had a quote on a job of £5000 for a "medium" sized tree. We told them thanks but no thanks we'll just wait for it to fall down
The tree surgeon/lumberjack dude was already there as well chopping down a bigger tree.

£5k! I'll do it for 4.

pinno

£4 ? Okay, I have some work for you.

£1100 to take 3 big trees out. it cost at PPP and I split it all by hand.
Down the line, £100 to take 4 big trees out with a guy I made a deal with in exchange for wood. Though I dealt with all the clean up/branches etc. 2 pallets as kindling in a barrel and a wood chipper.

Matthewfalle

thistle (MBNW) wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

dudes

how much would you pay to get a medium sized tree cut down? cherry tree, fairly spindly.

We had a quote on a job of £5000 for a "medium" sized tree. We told them thanks but no thanks we'll just wait for it to fall down
The tree surgeon/lumberjack dude was already there as well chopping down a bigger tree.

£5k? bloody hell!

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

i've polished off a bottle of rose if that provides morale support.

You've inspired me, thanks.

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

Generously scoosh with window cleaner. Walk away for 30 mins. Hose off.
Most other household products will affect paint.

Alternatively, keep a trigger bottle and fill up with 50ml of window cleaner, a spot of household detergent + hot water.
Spray, walk away, then hose off.

Used good ol' soap n water.

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

i've polished off a bottle of rose if that provides morale support.

You've inspired me, thanks.

pleasure - happy to help.

we'll exchange posts tomorrow over breakfast cans of beer.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

i've polished off a bottle of rose if that provides morale support.

You've inspired me, thanks.

pleasure - happy to help.

we'll exchange posts tomorrow over breakfast cans of beer.

Anyone remember that episode of Minder with the Jock bloke pouring Whisky on his cornflakes?

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Just finished cleaning some epic sized bird sh1ts off Stropteens Polo, the sort that really need some elbow grease to remove as she let them get cracked on. So much fun I'm going to have a drink!

i've polished off a bottle of rose if that provides morale support.

You've inspired me, thanks.

pleasure - happy to help.

we'll exchange posts tomorrow over breakfast cans of beer.

Crucial Brew?