thursday with a pineapple in a pear tree

BelgianBeerGeek

Matthewfalle wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

So, we're all off down the union for a pint of Carlsberg export with a double vodka in it? A couple of big dabs of speed, 20 Marlboro lights, some cheap Moroccan flat press hash, then copping off with a girl with chronic cystitis, and I'll be transported back to the Southampton of the early 90's. Marvellous.

Southampton hasn’t moved on much, hopkinb.
I take it that is your alma mater?

no - she's from Lincoln, not Southampton.

He went to University in Southampton.

Do you mind MF you ignoramus. I was an arts student, and as such am allowed to use the occasional foreign word.

orraloon

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

what you lot don't realise is that i'm actually serious and quite excited.

we once got banned for life from Stoke University SU on our first - and only - trip there.

I'm not even sure why we were as we didn't go to university there or know anyone that did.

‘Kinnell you got banned from Stoke? I thought that was an impossibility?

I did an MBA residential thing once in Keele University. That was ... different.

hopkinb

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

So, we're all off down the union for a pint of Carlsberg export with a double vodka in it? A couple of big dabs of speed, 20 Marlboro lights, some cheap Moroccan flat press hash, then copping off with a girl with chronic cystitis, and I'll be transported back to the Southampton of the early 90's. Marvellous.

Southampton hasn’t moved on much, hopkinb.
I take it that is your alma mater?

Yup. I wasted 3 happy years there.

BelgianBeerGeek

Matthewfalle wrote:

what you lot don't realise is that i'm actually serious and quite excited.

we once got banned for life from Stoke University SU on our first - and only - trip there.

I'm not even sure why we were as we didn't go to university there or know anyone that did.

Hang on, MF, what about the rules of engagement? When you were on about Pot Noodles, we are talking Bombay Bad Boy? If it’s rubbish student flavoured string like beef n tomato, I’m out.

BelgianBeerGeek

hopkinb wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

So, we're all off down the union for a pint of Carlsberg export with a double vodka in it? A couple of big dabs of speed, 20 Marlboro lights, some cheap Moroccan flat press hash, then copping off with a girl with chronic cystitis, and I'll be transported back to the Southampton of the early 90's. Marvellous.

Southampton hasn’t moved on much, hopkinb.
I take it that is your alma mater?

Yup. I wasted 3 happy years there.

Cool. Graduated in 2004. Mature (overripe) student so no student shenanigans for me. I had jobs on top. Great place, the teaching staff were brilliant.

hopkinb

I graduated 1995. Undergrad history. V. bad degree.

hopkinb

hopkinb wrote:

I graduated 1995. Undergrad history. V. bad degree.

I'm sure the degree course was fine, as was the teaching. I just failed to take advantage of it. Being a young tit.

hopkinb

hopkinb wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

I graduated 1995. Undergrad history. V. bad degree.

I'm sure the degree course was fine, as was the teaching. I just failed to take advantage of it. Being a young tit.

And now I'm just a tit, so not much has changed.

tlw1

Sat in a car park (my turn MF) waiting for two drunk women

tlw1

orraloon wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

what you lot don't realise is that i'm actually serious and quite excited.

we once got banned for life from Stoke University SU on our first - and only - trip there.

I'm not even sure why we were as we didn't go to university there or know anyone that did.

‘Kinnell you got banned from Stoke? I thought that was an impossibility?

I did an MBA residential thing once in Keele University. That was ... different.

In the main hall are the lights still full of bread rolls - fantastic drunken family party caused that

BelgianBeerGeek

hopkinb wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

I graduated 1995. Undergrad history. V. bad degree.

I'm sure the degree course was fine, as was the teaching. I just failed to take advantage of it. Being a young tit.

And now I'm just a tit, so not much has changed.

Edited the years above, sorry. Stupid fingers and eyesight.

thistle_

TLW1 wrote:

Sat in a car park (my turn MF) waiting for two drunk women

Apparently you need to flash your headlights so they know you're there

BelgianBeerGeek

TLW1 wrote:

Sat in a car park (my turn MF) waiting for two drunk women

This is already an improvement on MFs stories. Do you have a plate of half-eaten curry?

tlw1

thistle (MBNW) wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Sat in a car park (my turn MF) waiting for two drunk women

Apparently you need to flash your headlights so they know you're there

Ferkin texting hasn’t worked

Some nice sights leaving the boathouse

tlw1

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Sat in a car park (my turn MF) waiting for two drunk women

This is already an improvement on MFs stories. Do you have a plate of half-eaten curry?

Nothing, hungry now though

Matthewfalle

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

what you lot don't realise is that i'm actually serious and quite excited.

we once got banned for life from Stoke University SU on our first - and only - trip there.

I'm not even sure why we were as we didn't go to university there or know anyone that did.

Hang on, MF, what about the rules of engagement? When you were on about Pot Noodles, we are talking Bombay Bad Boy? If it’s rubbish student flavoured string like beef n tomato, I’m out.

only two flavours to choose from:

chicken and mushroom
curry

no fancy filth round these parts.