Your favourite quote? Film, game, real life, anything

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    In my sig.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pulp Fiction is just one long quote.

    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*cker, say what one more goddamn time!
    Totally. Watched Pulp Fiction again (for the umpteenth time) the other week, the dialogue is pretty fuckin' good, don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fuckin' good.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    "The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

    Michael Douglas, Wall Street.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    orraloon wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pulp Fiction is just one long quote.

    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*cker, say what one more goddamn time!
    Totally. Watched Pulp Fiction again (for the umpteenth time) the other week, the dialogue is pretty fuckin' good, don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fuckin' good.

    Never seen it. :oops:
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    I'm putting this up on our wall in the office. We do deal with an extraordinary number of t*ssers on a daily basis. From Pulp Fiction of course. Accompanied by a hand gun and the legend that is Samuel L Jackson.

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Extra points if you can name the (misquoted) bible passage.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    "I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life."
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Big Harv wrote:
    I'm putting this up on our wall in the office. We do deal with an extraordinary number of t*ssers on a daily basis. From Pulp Fiction of course. Accompanied by a hand gun and the legend that is Samuel L Jackson.

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Extra points if you can name the (misquoted) bible passage.

    Ezekiel 25:17
  • SJH76
    SJH76 Posts: 191
    hopkinb wrote:
    "I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life."

    And to think that came from a druggy AIDS ridden sex pest
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    hopkinb wrote:
    Big Harv wrote:
    I'm putting this up on our wall in the office. We do deal with an extraordinary number of t*ssers on a daily basis. From Pulp Fiction of course. Accompanied by a hand gun and the legend that is Samuel L Jackson.

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Extra points if you can name the (misquoted) bible passage.

    Ezekiel 25:17

    Continental inner tube on its way to you Mr Hopkin, slightly used but a promise is a promise. Now, did you google-ate that?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Nah, see previous posts. I love that film.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    hopkinb wrote:
    Nah, see previous posts. I love that film.
    One of my favourite films, can’t wait to show it to the kids

    Soundtrack will be played at the party on Saturday night
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Alan Watts

    “When you get free from certain fixed concepts of the way the world is, you find it is far more subtle, and far more miraculous, than you thought it was.”
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    TLW1 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Nah, see previous posts. I love that film.
    One of my favourite films, can’t wait to show it to the kids

    Soundtrack will be played at the party on Saturday night

    I know pretty much the whole dialogue off by heart.

    Yeah. It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's still illegal to carry it around, but that doesn't really matter 'cause... get a load of this: if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    "
    Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
    Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master.
    Vincent: Given a lot of them?
    Jules: Sh!t, yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing.
    Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
    Jules: Fxck you.
    Vincent: You give them a lot?
    Jules: Fxck you.
    Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.
    Jules: Yo-yo-yo, man, you best back off, I'm getting pissed here.
    "
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    "Bitches leave" Clarence Boddicker, Robocop.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    MrB123 wrote:
    "Bitches leave" Clarence Boddicker, Robocop.
    Love that film.

    "Your move, creep" is also a good 'un. Just after he shot the other mugger in the nuts :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Olympus Has Fallen

    "Let's play a game of 'f*ck off'...you go first".

    But my favourite has to be Trigger's last sentence in this...

    https://youtu.be/hlaNuauwUCs
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Layercake

    Eddie Temple played brilliantly by Michael Gambon

    You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    You're born. You keep your head down, then you die...if you're lucky.
    Edward Hitler. Bottom.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    "Who's motorcycle is this?"
    "It's a chopper baby"
    "Who's chopper is this?"
    "It's Zed's"
    "Who's Zed"
    "Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"*

    *Off the top of my head so it may be inaccurate.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Rick - "Why don't you like me?"
    Vyvyan - "Because you're a complete bastard"

    (The Young ones)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    No idea of the origin of this bit of management speak, but it always come to mind when watching The Apprentice:

    "To lead people, you have to be able to turn your back on them"
  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 2,958
    Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake.

    Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head.

    Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

    Withnail: MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!

    Danny: The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.

    Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

    Danny: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.

    Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?

    Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

    And virtually all the other lines in "Withnail and I"


    Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.

  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    It's SH!TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever sh@t into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just w@nkers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by w@nkers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete @rseholes. It's a SH!TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The Madness of King George.

    On finding that the King has had half a bottle of medicine, the physician says he should only have had a teaspoon.

    George:"A teaspoon? What good is a teaspoon of anything to anybody?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crescent
    crescent Posts: 1,201
    “I’m a difficult man to ignore, but well worth the effort.” - Bob Monkhouse

    Marge : “You lied to me, Homer.”
    Homer : “But Marge, I swear, I didn’t think you would find out.” - The Simpsons

    Ralph Wiggum : “Me? Fail English? That’s unpossible” - The Simpsons
    Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    Father Ted episode Cigarettes, alcohol and Roller blading.

    Father Jack is sober for the first time in years. Father Ted and Dougal are looking on.

    Father Jack: "Where's the other two?".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill.

    “The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    orraloon wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill.

    “The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill
    thatcher-socialism.png

    :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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