Your favourite quote? Film, game, real life, anything

1: Cant remember what film but "who you callin a n*****er" and Wesley Snipes then proceeds to do a spinning back kick to a guys head.
2: "Guy's a maniac, why'd he bite me" Resident Evil 2
3: "So your father was a woman" (spoken with a type of lisp). Life of Brian
4: "Up yours ~n word~" Old Woman in Blazing Saddles
5: "STAARS" Resident Evil 3. Used to scare the censored outta me.
6: "Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who" Meaning of life, Monty Python, also used by Clarkson IIRC in Top Gear.
7: "**** off" - Me, I use this one all the time. Use it on me if you have to, but I'd rather you didn't.
I'd include a Mike Tyson one but it would be at least 50% asterix's so I didn't bother. You can find that one by youtubing "mike tyson interviews". Trust me you WILL come across it, and many more.
2: "Guy's a maniac, why'd he bite me" Resident Evil 2
3: "So your father was a woman" (spoken with a type of lisp). Life of Brian
4: "Up yours ~n word~" Old Woman in Blazing Saddles
5: "STAARS" Resident Evil 3. Used to scare the censored outta me.
6: "Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who" Meaning of life, Monty Python, also used by Clarkson IIRC in Top Gear.
7: "**** off" - Me, I use this one all the time. Use it on me if you have to, but I'd rather you didn't.
I'd include a Mike Tyson one but it would be at least 50% asterix's so I didn't bother. You can find that one by youtubing "mike tyson interviews". Trust me you WILL come across it, and many more.
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Dave
I am not sure. You have no chance.
Blazing saddles = "Now go do the Voodoo that you do so well... and let no censored remain unstoned".
Bertrand Russell “Most people would rather die than think and many of them do!”
Mohammed Ali “I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark.”
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no censored .
Not the most erudite piece of dialogue I know, but it makes me chuckle.
There's a film either about the Beatles or Brian Epstein, where he tells them he's gay, and they already knew. He's surprised that they don't mind and 'John Lennon' says something like.....
"There's not a lot of love in this world, you've got to find it where you can."
The older I get, the better I was.
Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability
Always tickles me.
Dolly Parton.
Quite poignant on BR
Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try
Homer J. Simpson
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n!ggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your censored .
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*cker, say what one more goddamn time!
Deliverance.
'I'll be back' - Arnie, The Terminator
'You gotta be ****ing kidding' - Can't remember name of actor in 'The Thing'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries' - John Cleese, Monty Python and The Holy Grail
'There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses' - Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers
Holy grail. - love the witch burning scene. What else do we burn? Wood. Wood floats so if she floats she's made of wood. What else floats? Ducks. So by that logic if she weighs the same as a duck she's a witch.
Blue Brothers - How much for the little girl?
Life of Brian - 'He's not The Messiah, he's a very naughty boy' and 'I have a vewy good fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus'
Blue Brothers - 'We're on a mission from God' and 'We've got both kinds of music, we've got Country and Western'
To name but a few.
Someone from the thought police will have to publish guidelines on the timeline when subject matter becomes fair game for humour.
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Tripster AT
You watch that sort of censored ?!
‘In Bruge’ - and so many others
Brutal stuff. Could've picked a dozen or more quotes from that film.
Tommy Boy
Tommy - Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard - No, your face does.
Hellboy
Myers - Did you ever lose track of him?
Hellboy - Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head.
HL2
G Man - The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
Dustin Hoffman - The Graduate. Nearly as old as me.