Your favourite quote? Film, game, real life, anything

shimanobottombracket

1: Cant remember what film but "who you callin a n*****er" and Wesley Snipes then proceeds to do a spinning back kick to a guys head.

2: "Guy's a maniac, why'd he bite me" Resident Evil 2

3: "So your father was a woman" (spoken with a type of lisp). Life of Brian

4: "Up yours ~n word~" Old Woman in Blazing Saddles

5: "STAARS" Resident Evil 3. Used to scare the shit outta me.

6: "Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who" Meaning of life, Monty Python, also used by Clarkson IIRC in Top Gear.

7: "**** off" - Me, I use this one all the time. Use it on me if you have to, but I'd rather you didn't.


I'd include a Mike Tyson one but it would be at least 50% asterix's so I didn't bother. You can find that one by youtubing "mike tyson interviews". Trust me you WILL come across it, and many more.

david7m

"You can't polish a turd" - a friend
Dave

pblakeney

But you can roll it in glitter - Another friend

pinno

Robin Williams the subject of drugs in cycling - "If I took Viagra, I could ride harder and I wouldn't need a kick stand"

Blazing saddles = "Now go do the Voodoo that you do so well... and let no turd remain unstoned".

Bertrand Russell “Most people would rather die than think and many of them do!”

Mohammed Ali “I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and got into bed before the room was dark.”

capt_slog

Ghost Busters.....

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.


Not the most erudite piece of dialogue I know, but it makes me chuckle.


There's a film either about the Beatles or Brian Epstein, where he tells them he's gay, and they already knew. He's surprised that they don't mind and 'John Lennon' says something like.....

"There's not a lot of love in this world, you've got to find it where you can."

shortfall

You're a long time dead.

photonic69

From "As Good as it Gets" starring Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, an author, who writes as a woman under a pseudonym

Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability

Always tickles me.

sungod

kill the pushers

FocusZing

It cost a lot of money to look this cheap!

Dolly Parton.

tlw1

Can’t fix stupid - work colleague

SJH76

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Quite poignant on BR

Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try

Homer J. Simpson

hopkinb

Butch: You okay?

Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay.

Butch: What now?

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n!ggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?

Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

hopkinb

Pulp Fiction is just one long quote.

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*cker, say what one more goddamn time!

hopkinb

How shall we f*ck off, oh Lord?

shortfall

"You got a real pretty mouth".

Deliverance.

Stevo_666

'Do ya feel lucky, punk?' - Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

'I'll be back' - Arnie, The Terminator

'You gotta be ****ing kidding' - Can't remember name of actor in 'The Thing'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries' - John Cleese, Monty Python and The Holy Grail

'There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses' - Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers

SJH76

Stevo 666 wrote:

'Do ya feel lucky, punk?' - Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

'I'll be back' - Arnie, The Terminator

'You gotta be ****ing kidding' - Can't remember name of actor in 'The Thing'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries' - John Cleese, Monty Python and The Holy Grail

'There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses' - Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers

Holy grail. - love the witch burning scene. What else do we burn? Wood. Wood floats so if she floats she's made of wood. What else floats? Ducks. So by that logic if she weighs the same as a duck she's a witch.

Blue Brothers - How much for the little girl?

Stevo_666

SJH76 wrote:

Holy grail. - love the witch burning scene. What else do we burn? Wood. Wood floats so if she floats she's made of wood. What else floats? Ducks. So by that logic if she weighs the same as a duck she's a witch.

Blue Brothers - How much for the little girl?

Python and Blues Brothers are a rich vein for quotes - it was case of picking one.

Life of Brian - 'He's not The Messiah, he's a very naughty boy' and 'I have a vewy good fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus'

Blue Brothers - 'We're on a mission from God' and 'We've got both kinds of music, we've got Country and Western'

To name but a few.

thistle_

SJH76 wrote:

Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try

My motto in life: https://www.flickr.com/photos/100713057 ... 393792851/

ballysmate

Tempted to post the quote from the mayor of Hiroshima but am afraid I may be accused of a hate crime of some sort.

shortfall

Ballysmate wrote:

Tempted to post the quote from the mayor of Hiroshima but am afraid I may be accused of a hate crime of some sort.

"What the fu.ck was th..............

ballysmate

Strange how a joke about the deaths of thousands in a nuclear explosion is acceptable but one about a fire causes so much anguish.
Someone from the thought police will have to publish guidelines on the timeline when subject matter becomes fair game for humour.

step83

"you have to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

You watch that sort of sh1t?!

my_grandadʹs_bike

"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" - Porky's

bonk_king

Most funny things become less funny the more you watch them but the barbers scene in gran torino is a piece of comedy art that has me doubled over everytime I see it. Clint Eastwood is trying to teach a young lad how guys talk to one another, banter and such. He takes him into his buddies Italian barbers shop. Just type in "barbers scene gran torino" and enjoy.

Mad_Malx

“Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't”

‘In Bruge’ - and so many others

shortfall

From the film Scum. After being brutally gang raped, Davis wakes from a nightmare and pushes the panic button in his cell. The warder storms in and shouts "Davis, get your subnormal head DOWN! "

Brutal stuff. Could've picked a dozen or more quotes from that film.

crumbschief

Lot's but here are some,

Tommy Boy

Tommy - Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard - No, your face does.

Hellboy

Myers - Did you ever lose track of him?
Hellboy - Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head.

HL2
G Man - The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48

You watch that sort of sh1t?!

Yep. Have you watched the whole film? If you haven't, do.

big_harv

Mrs Robinson, you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends.

Dustin Hoffman - The Graduate. Nearly as old as me.