confessions Of A Cyclist
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bianchimoon wrote:folk would vote leave based on blind faith and belief0
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bianchimoon wrote:Ahh I see, atheists would vote stay based on rational thought processes, and Religulous folk would vote leave based on blind faith and belief?
makes sense
Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
To get through this thing called brexit
Electric word brexit it means brexit and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you snowflakes there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never-ending Austerity
You can always see the bailiff's day or night
So when you call up that shrink in London
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All wrong
Instead of asking him how much of your money is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cause in brexit
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In brexit you're on your own
And if the revolving door tries to kick you out
Confess0 -
Wanting to try a recumbent bike0
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Today I was fortunate to get a parking space beside the shop I needed to go to but after leaving the shop I wondered why my keys wouldn't open the car when I clicked them. -- wrong big silver car -- my big silver car was the next one down flashing while I stood like a dork pulling at the door handle of the wrong car! Senior moment.com0
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Cycled up a steep one way street the wrong way -- when I got to the top a big black bmw was trying to cross the junction in front of me ---- I cycled in front of him so he had to wait but as I passed his bonnet he blew his horn at me
-- I didn't even look around but held up two fingers to him as I left the scene --
then the realization hits me
where the black bm was headed is the road down to the police station --- I even know the police officer who I gave the fingers to cos he just recently changed his car ( a friend of his told me which is why I didn't recognize his car ) -- he probably doesn't know me in my cycle gear and he most likely has a dash cam --- Am I in trouble?0 -
No.0
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Gethinceri wrote:No.
Thanks special constable Christie the cheque is in the post.0 -
Defecting to cycle uk forum -- bye bye0
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You mean that you've been cheating on us?orraloon said:
One can partake in multiple forums, y'knowcowsham said:Defecting to cycle uk forum -- bye bye
See you there...
I feel betrayed. I'm not angry, just disappointed.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I deliberately avoid cycling with a certain club member as I'm sure he is going to die, either from wandering all over the road (into oncoming traffic) or being killed by the rest of us.
Also farting at the head of a chaingang is satisfying on many levels0