confessions Of A Cyclist

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    bianchimoon wrote:
    folk would vote leave based on blind faith and belief
    Cut this bit out of your post and it's exactly what happened. :lol:
    Kinesis Pro6
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Ahh I see, atheists would vote stay based on rational thought processes, and Religulous folk would vote leave based on blind faith and belief?
    makes sense


    Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
    To get through this thing called brexit
    Electric word brexit it means brexit and that's a mighty long time
    But I'm here to tell you snowflakes there's something else
    The afterworld
    A world of never-ending Austerity
    You can always see the bailiff's day or night
    So when you call up that shrink in London
    You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All wrong
    Instead of asking him how much of your money is left
    Ask him how much of your mind, baby
    'Cause in brexit
    Things are much harder than in the afterworld
    In brexit you're on your own
    And if the revolving door tries to kick you out
    Confess
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Wanting to try a recumbent bike
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Today I was fortunate to get a parking space beside the shop I needed to go to but after leaving the shop I wondered why my keys wouldn't open the car when I clicked them. -- wrong big silver car -- my big silver car was the next one down flashing while I stood like a dork pulling at the door handle of the wrong car! Senior moment.com
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Cycled up a steep one way street the wrong way -- when I got to the top a big black bmw was trying to cross the junction in front of me ---- I cycled in front of him so he had to wait but as I passed his bonnet he blew his horn at me

    -- I didn't even look around but held up two fingers to him as I left the scene --

    then the realization hits me
    where the black bm was headed is the road down to the police station --- I even know the police officer who I gave the fingers to cos he just recently changed his car ( a friend of his told me which is why I didn't recognize his car ) -- he probably doesn't know me in my cycle gear and he most likely has a dash cam --- Am I in trouble?
  • gethinceri
    gethinceri Posts: 1,677
    No.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Gethinceri wrote:
    No.

    Thanks special constable Christie the cheque is in the post.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Defecting to cycle uk forum -- bye bye
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    cowsham said:

    Defecting to cycle uk forum -- bye bye

    One can partake in multiple forums, y'know :)

    See you there...
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    orraloon said:

    cowsham said:

    Defecting to cycle uk forum -- bye bye

    One can partake in multiple forums, y'know :)

    See you there...
    You mean that you've been cheating on us?
    I feel betrayed. I'm not angry, just disappointed. :D

    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    I deliberately avoid cycling with a certain club member as I'm sure he is going to die, either from wandering all over the road (into oncoming traffic) or being killed by the rest of us.

    Also farting at the head of a chaingang is satisfying on many levels
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    Easty commuter
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