New SKY Team kit

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  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    SecretSqirrel wrote:
    From the helicopter they'll look like a pod hoping to give very one a schooling.

    I shoal get my coat.

    :lol:

    Pod almighty that blows
  • Richmond Racer 2
    Richmond Racer 2 Posts: 4,698
    utterly ghastly
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,247
    http://firemansam.wikia.com/wiki/Ocean_Rescue_Centre
  • larkim
    larkim Posts: 2,474
    Froome's wiggly back will make that orca swim nicely.
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    underlayunderlay wrote:
    From that article, btw, the following line - "Effectively, the orcas have learned how to drown their prey whilst minimising their own predatory exertion" - sounds like a pretty good write up of most top teams' tactics...

    Oh god it's like that episode of Blue Planet or some such where they're trying to get the seal off the ice flow and drown it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1VEwsI4SlY

    :?
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  • hanshotfirst
    hanshotfirst Posts: 373
    Can't wait to hear what Kirby's take on this will be.

    *kills self*
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,247
    hanshotfirst wrote:
    Can't wait to hear what Kirby's take on this will be.

    *kills self*

    Especially if Geraint Thomas or Luke Rowe ride the Tour
  • larkim
    larkim Posts: 2,474
    "I don't know if Orca's lay eggs, but Luke is laying down some Rowe on this climb for his team leader to fertilise and turn into a grown killer whale"

    Quote, C Kirby, TdF at some point 2018.
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  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    I think KG is referencing some inevitable bollox Wales/Whales pun. God help us.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    "And like a killer whale, Chris Froome is killing his opposition here today."

    I can hear him saying this.
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  • larkim
    larkim Posts: 2,474
    Ah, missed the Wales / Whales obvious stuff. Though I think the complete mixed metaphores of fish and whales more likely from CK.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,247
    larkim wrote:
    Ah, missed the Wales / Whales obvious stuff. Though I think the complete mixed metaphores of fish and whales more likely from CK.

    "Like a fish out of water!"
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    "Can a fish ride a bicycle? Well that question has been answered here today Sean."
    Correlation is not causation.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    I dread to think what new *jokes* will CK be the only one laughing at this TDF.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,812
    Shirley Basso wrote:
    I dread to think what new *jokes* will CK be the only one laughing at this TDF.

    True.
    Whales will give him the perfect opportunity to spout more rubbish that will make him giggle but the rest of us blubber.

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  • mamil314
    mamil314 Posts: 1,103
    It will be fun revisiting this thread come the TdF, for sure. Even more so as orcas are not even fish, just fatter dolphins with a cow pattern ^ ^
  • hanshotfirst
    hanshotfirst Posts: 373
    Above The Cows wrote:
    "Can a fish ride a bicycle? Well that question has been answered here today Sean."

    And Kelly replies with: "I think the whale is actually a mammal"
  • supermurph09
    supermurph09 Posts: 2,471
    KingstonGraham wrote:
    hanshotfirst wrote:
    Can't wait to hear what Kirby's take on this will be.

    *kills self*

    Especially if Geraint Thomas or Luke Rowe ride the Tour

    Given his propensity for laying down so much Sky have chosen to issue Thomas with the standard jersey design.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,154
    When a Sky rider cracks a cry of "Thar she blows!" would be appropriate
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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,342
    Above The Cows wrote:
    "And like a killer whale, Chris Froome is killing his opposition here today."
    Above The Cows wrote:
    "Can a fish ride a bicycle? Well that question has been answered here today Sean."
    Clearly, you are writing copy for him and must be blamed for his future verbal diarrhoea!
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  • timoid.
    timoid. Posts: 3,133
    My brain won't stop thinking of lame Kirby one liners. Aggghhhrrrrggg

    "Ho ho, this time its the fish doing the reeling in."

    "He's having a whale of a time out there"

    It's going to be awful. ITV for me I'm afraid.
    It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    M.R.M. wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    "And like a killer whale, Chris Froome is killing his opposition here today."
    Above The Cows wrote:
    "Can a fish ride a bicycle? Well that question has been answered here today Sean."
    Clearly, you are writing copy for him and must be blamed for his future verbal diarrhoea!

    Maybe I am Carlton Kirby...

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,326
    M.R.M. wrote:
    I read about the tonic immobility tactic a few years back. Utterly brilliant tactic!

    I think I've experienced tonic immobility, though at the time I assumed it was the gin.
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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,342
    The only other explanation is, you are Lo Squalo!
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    "They say that orca pods have their own unique languages. Well Team Sky are letting their legs do all the talking today Sean."
    Correlation is not causation.
  • salsiccia1
    salsiccia1 Posts: 3,725
    "Looks like Froome's going in for the krill, Sean"
    It's only a bit of sport, Mun. Relax and enjoy the racing.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,326
    There's going to be an Orica/Orca line. You read it here first. "Michelton-Scott used to be Orica, but Sky are the Orcas now"
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,938
    Killer Whales.
    The Shark's only know predator.
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,391
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Killer Whales.
    The Shark's only know predator.

    Victory to TWH
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    "Team Sky they have changed their kit for this year's Tour of France with ulrikas. You can see Froome there moving up into turd position in the peloton."
    Correlation is not causation.

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