tuesday hot metal and methedrine

sungod

'ning

alors rosbifs, je suis off to paris sur l étoile euro, pour un punter cmg of cmg

un jolly avec du vin bubbly j'espère, et le port fauve

le fromage squidgy et très biohazardous aussi, as long as there is du pain crusty

lincolndave

Morning, rain falling it looks like it’s here for the day if the. Weather forecasters can be believed

Well it stopped raining whilst I was walking the dog, and it’s still fine

Matthewfalle

Ciao

Heading to see potential new school for bambino. And drink coffee. Also got to do some stuff for long term planning at work so i’ll do it on the back of a box of Jaffa cakes and if anyone moans I’ll reply that at least it’s better than their I.T. system.

Oh - can anyone tell me why I now have numbers all the time on the letter keyboard of my iPad and why it sometimes puts numbers in by itself instead of letters?

sungod

clearly your ipad is possessed, drive a stake through it, get a new one

tlw1

Hound walked, porridge scoffed, commute done and first meeting out of the way

Knackered now

mrfpb

Day off. First pot of tea drunk, may pop to local record shop later to browse the new releases and "Indies only coloured vinyl" that seems to be the new trend.

I don't think they sell any Steps.

seanoconn

mrfpb wrote:

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Punch em in the throat.

veronese68

Morning folks,
Bit chilly out there this morning, had to scrape ice off the windows. No windows on my bicycle, had to drive in as taking the old man to see the oncologist for his review later.
Just got a funny look from someone when I answered the phone and shouted "F@ck off!" down it. Not sure how they expect me to answer the phone to customers that ring before 8am, bit of a bloody liberty if you ask me. I've only had one cup of tea and am in danger of getting dehydrated if I'm not made another one soon.
Later is a visit to the pub with an old school friend. Well, they're hardly going to be young if they were at school with me. This week is a bit like the run up to Christmas, I was supposed to be out today, tomorrow and Thursday. But it now transpires I have to go out on Friday too. I could become TLW2 at this rate. :shock:
Right, I'm going to have to kill someone to death for not making my tea now. Onwards...

Matthewfalle wrote:

Oh - can anyone tell me why I now have numbers all the time on the letter keyboard of my iPad and why it sometimes puts numbers in by itself instead of letters?

Turn it off and turn it off again.

veronese68

mrfpb wrote:

Day off. First pot of tea drunk, may pop to local record shop later to browse the new releases and "Indies only coloured vinyl" that seems to be the new trend.

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Sugababes?

mrfpb

Veronese68 wrote:

mrfpb wrote:

Day off. First pot of tea drunk, may pop to local record shop later to browse the new releases and "Indies only coloured vinyl" that seems to be the new trend.

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Sugababes?

Maybe "out the back"

hopkinb

A third of the way through a gram of Bolivian flake. Large brandy on the go. 2 hired honeys with me, just starting to show an interest in each other.

Oh, is this a desk I see before me?

Oh well. :roll:

seanoconn

hopkinb wrote:

A third of the way through a gram of Bolivian flake. Large brandy on the go. 2 hired honeys with me, just starting to show an interest in each other.

Oh, is this a desk I see before me?

Oh well. :roll:

Quick! End it all before the gold plated hand gun melts into fantasy.

veronese68

I just answered the phone to a customer and unfortunately didn't tell him to f@ck off immediately. He rang yesterday asking for something we don't supply so I suggested a couple of places for him to try. Today his mechanic rang to have a go at me because they sent the wrong bit, then he hung up before I managed to tell him to f@ck off.
The moral of the story is to tell them to f@ck off before they say anything else or disappear into an H³esque fantasy world.

Wheelspinner

Arrived in Tassie, just mooching about town this week. Might get my mother a new car, she could do with one.

Blue cheese, plus a vintage cheddar and some quince paste done. Need more wine.

step83

mrfpb wrote:

Day off. First pot of tea drunk, may pop to local record shop later to browse the new releases and "Indies only coloured vinyl" that seems to be the new trend.

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Should hope I'm not for sale, no one warned me, Sungod, squishy bio-hazardous cheese?

Anyway, morning, cold frosty dog was not impressed, still shes coming to work Friday so I expect utter chaos (last day etc)
Frost galore this morning, cars now sat in a garage turns out you need to code the battery to the car, stupid things.
Anyway coffee some cake and little actual work is the plan today.

veronese68

Step83 wrote:

Sungod, squishy bio-hazardous cheese?

More dangerous than automatic weapons according to the US, counts as chemical warfare I guess.

Kinder eggs are too dangerous to be sold there as well, even with background checks.

mrfpb

Step83 wrote:

mrfpb wrote:

Day off. First pot of tea drunk, may pop to local record shop later to browse the new releases and "Indies only coloured vinyl" that seems to be the new trend.

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Should hope I'm not for sale, no one warned me.

You're safe as far as I'm concerned, but I think MF wants a picture of your norks

step83

mrfpb wrote:

You're safe as far as I'm concerned, but I think MF wants a picture of your norks

Hairy nipples included, his demands are getting a bit excessive these days .

Isn't Haggis on the US food ban list as well?

homers_double

Been for a run this morning but the scales are refusing to budge. Perhaps I should cut out the wine :shock:

Wheelspinner

homers double wrote:

Been for a run this morning but the scales are refusing to budge. Perhaps I should cut out the wine :shock:

Or chuck out the scales...

BelgianBeerGeek

homers double wrote:

Been for a run this morning but the scales are refusing to budge. Perhaps I should cut out the wine :shock:

Faulty scales. Throw them away and do not replace them. Celebrate this decision with a glass of wine.

Stevo_666

sungod wrote:

'ning

alors rosbifs, je suis off to paris sur l étoile euro, pour un punter cmg of cmg

un jolly avec du vin bubbly j'espère, et le port fauve

le fromage squidgy et très biohazardous aussi, as long as there is du pain crusty

Hope you remembered to pack your snorkel and flippers.

Another day in the office. I've been trying to do some of the physio recommended arm movements but it feels like someone has poured quick setting concrete into my shoulder. I'm also trying not to take it out on the minions but it's easy to give in to temptation...

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Step83 wrote:

Sungod, squishy bio-hazardous cheese?

More dangerous than automatic weapons according to the US, counts as chemical warfare I guess.

It's written into each country's constitution - the Yanks have the right to bear arms; the French have the right to bear cheese. It might explain the differing levels of success in wars etc?

Matthewfalle

seanoconn wrote:

mrfpb wrote:

I don't think they sell any Steps.

Punch em in the throat.

Repeatedly.

homers_double

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

homers double wrote:

Been for a run this morning but the scales are refusing to budge. Perhaps I should cut out the wine :shock:

Faulty scales. Throw them away and do not replace them. Celebrate this decision with a glass of wine.

I like these ideas.

Early finish for me to help with the last minute tax returns at HD Towers.

Stevo_666

homers double wrote:

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

homers double wrote:

Been for a run this morning but the scales are refusing to budge. Perhaps I should cut out the wine :shock:

Faulty scales. Throw them away and do not replace them. Celebrate this decision with a glass of wine.

I like these ideas.

Early finish for me to help with the last minute tax returns at HD Towers.

Or if you want to persevere, get some talking scales and program them to say the intro chant from a Roy Chubby Brown gig?

Matthewfalle

School visit went well if any of you are interested.

veronese68

Matthewfalle wrote:

School visit went well if any of you are interested.

Jolly good. Tidy looking teachers?

Matthewfalle

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

School visit went well if any of you are interested.

Jolly good. Tidy looking teachers?

PE teacher was very impressive. Not so much (for me) the male teachers, but each to their own.

They had their own falconry area, which was nice, and the stables were well maintained.

BelgianBeerGeek

Matthewfalle wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

School visit went well if any of you are interested.

Jolly good. Tidy looking teachers?

PE teacher was very impressive. Not so much (for me) the male teachers, but each to their own.

They had their own falconry area, which was nice, and the stables were well maintained.

I have an image of teachers with falcons on horseback hunting down children. Which is something I never got at school.

Matthewfalle

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

School visit went well if any of you are interested.

Jolly good. Tidy looking teachers?

PE teacher was very impressive. Not so much (for me) the male teachers, but each to their own.

They had their own falconry area, which was nice, and the stables were well maintained.

I have an image of teachers with falcons on horseback hunting down children. Which is something I never got at school.

You obviously went to the wrong school. This place has turrets and all that jazz. Its quite nice.

I quite like that image though. Feral children running from The Purveyors of Education.