friday needs more napalm, it'd dry up the roads

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bracketeers arrive to assist THE MIGHTY MF IN HIS TASK OF GLORY

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    edited December 2017
    TLW1 wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

    Where do you live?
    Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

    that's fine if you want to turn his place over

    otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

    Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

    And whose trees have I been cutting down?

    Are you sure you are not in alsager?

    Deffo - I haven’t passed the infamous Alsager Stadium of Rapist Paedos.

    It’s like the Stadium of Light/Theatre of Dreams but full of Alsagerists all butting each other and drinking sewage before doing finger bum on themselves before shagging donkeys.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

    Where do you live?
    Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

    that's fine if you want to turn his place over

    otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

    Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

    And whose trees have I been cutting down?
    Strifey might be a bit offended of you mistook her for a bloke. Ditto leaving jizz stains around the place. She's been in all day.

    She was watching Emmerdale and having a manicure which is why I thought it was a bit strange that you threw a load of jizz into the piano.

    The two behaviour s didn’t seem to gel.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,322
    I am at minimum safe distance in Redcar, so proceed to nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]