friday needs more napalm, it'd dry up the roads

sungod

'ning

more cack weather, shall i go to the gym, or get drenched

i miss the old day, there was clarity

lincolndave

Morning, raining very heavily here at the moment,no cycling today my mother needs taking to hospital, so no doubt we will be sat there for a couple of hours just to see a specialist for 5 minutes.
Have a good day

tlw1

Deluge here too, just took the hound out and so glad I kept the fire going last night

Today is party prep and probably dinner out in town with the family

mr_goo

Nice weather here.
High winds, torrential rain and thunder and lightning.
Think I'll stay in.

fat daddy

well, I was going to go for a faux commute around the woods before working from home .... but its was pitch black, raining heavily and 20mph+ winds ...... opted instead for using that 1h:30m to play lego with the wee one instead.

far better use of my time

Matthewfalle

Shattered - been up since 3. Going to stagger downstairs and FAST coffee into myself.

Utterly gopping outside so may run to the garage (7 metres) and some weights after coffee.

Apart from that, not a lot planned. May put turbo training bike together (the one I said I was going to do 3 days ago).

sungod

merde, il pleut

bit of fettling but heart not in it, strolled through deluge to get paper, read calvin and hobbes in cafe with triple-shot americano and pain au choc

Wheelspinner

Hot. Miscellaneous tasks, mainly involving packing tape and boxes.

Visited doc for last time here. Lovely bloke, hope I find a new GP as decent.

pinno

Must get on with something.
Feel like sh*t.
Done too much reflecting.

Hope your Mum's okay Oxo.

Laters.

Stevo_666

Morning All,

In the frozen wastelands of the North but so far only snow up on the moors and not on the coast so may not get snowed in for a bit. Have food and drink in just in case.

Ferkin big tree branch got partly snapped off one of the trees in the back garden in the storms earlier this month and is now dangling down into the neighbours garden so he's having a moan. Will have to find a tree surgeon as its too big for me to sort with a saw and some bolt croppers. Ho hum.

For now, the tedium of the old folks home...

Matthewfalle

Turbo frame and forks s down from the loft.

Still have no desire to go outside.

Bambino is making popcorn for us.

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Will have to find a tree surgeon as its too big for me to sort with a saw and some bolt croppers. Ho hum.

MF will sort it for you. He's not feeble and doesn't drive a Mazda.

step83

Afternoon from cold bight southern climbs. Full of cold still, Missus is not happy as I "ruined Christmas". My correction that Influenza ruined it rather than me being a poor victim went down as well as Trumps recognition of Palestine.

Anyway, zero interest in the outside this week , a cold, Christmas and a nice dose on BP2 all splatted at once so going to mope about indoors like those cool millennial kids and whinge about it on social media.

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Will have to find a tree surgeon as its too big for me to sort with a saw and some bolt croppers. Ho hum.

MF will sort it for you. He's not feeble and doesn't drive a Mazda.

Let me at it.

I’m leaving now - see you in a bit.

hopkinb

Civilisation! Left the others up there to catch a train. Me and dog off for a walk in a bit. I stopped to pick up some lunch in a fancy deli in Wimbledon Village. Accidentally bought a lot of cheese. I will be mainly cheese by the time I go back to work.

pinno

hopkinb wrote:

I stopped to pick up some lunch in a fancy deli in Wimbledon Village. Accidentally bought a lot of cheese. I will be mainly be a cheese ball by the time I go back to work and will have to get an MTB as I will be too fat to ride an ordinary bike. The next thing will be going to the Communter chat silly weight loss thread looking for kindred spirits and sympathy.

FTFY

sungod

looks like roads will be wet again in the morning, sigh, bloody typical

booked flights to the land of the tabby to cheer me up

Matthewfalle

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Will have to find a tree surgeon as its too big for me to sort with a saw and some bolt croppers. Ho hum.

MF will sort it for you. He's not feeble and doesn't drive a Mazda.

Let me at it.

I’m leaving now - see you in a bit.

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

veronese68

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

sungod

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

that's fine if you want to turn his place over

otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

Stevo_666

I wish I could lob it over, unfortunately its still partly attached to the tree and about 15 inches across. Just burning could work though.

sungod

see, i said the day needed more napalm

Stevo_666

sungod wrote:

see, i said the day needed more napalm

You may as well use enough to do the whole town. Just need 5 minutes warning.

sungod

i hear mf is on the way with a tankerful

but roads are icy and treacherous, if he skids he could take out the midlands, so there's an upside

Matthewfalle

sungod wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

that's fine if you want to turn his place over

otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

And whose trees have I been cutting down?

tlw1

Matthewfalle wrote:

sungod wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

that's fine if you want to turn his place over

otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

And whose trees have I been cutting down?

Are you sure you are not in alsager?

pinno

TLW1 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

sungod wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

that's fine if you want to turn his place over

otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

And whose trees have I been cutting down?

Are you sure you are not in alsager?

There's no trees in Alsager - it was napalmed years ago.

Stevo_666

sungod wrote:

i hear mf is on the way with a tankerful

but roads are icy and treacherous, if he skids he could take out the midlands, so there's an upside

https://youtu.be/o47mJDUluLw

veronese68

To be fair MF did ask where Stevo lives, didn't know Seano was there already. But with Mrs 666 at a loose end it's hardly surprising he'd go looking.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

sungod wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Steve: am lost. Am in Portsmouth. It’s dark and windy and I’m getting a bit scared.

Where do you live?

Go up the A3 and turn right at Clapham Common, a little after Wandsworth. Then carry on for about 20 minutes.

that's fine if you want to turn his place over

otherwise he's up north lobbing bits of tree into next door's garden, having made the fundamental error of not first setting it alight

Hold on - if Steve is ooop north who is the bloke who let me into his house, made me a cup of tea and has spent the whole day masturbating around various rooms in the house? I thought it was a bit weird but not having met Steve before wasn’t sure if this was some sort of tax person mating ritual.

And whose trees have I been cutting down?

Strifey might be a bit offended of you mistook her for a bloke. Ditto leaving jizz stains around the place. She's been in all day.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

To be fair MF did ask where Stevo lives, didn't know Seano was there already. But with Mrs 666 at a loose end it's hardly surprising he'd go looking.

MF and Womble in the house? Get the napalm now and it's two for the price of one. Come to think of it, include Strifey and it's a hat trick