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  • dcwhite1984
    dcwhite1984 Posts: 86
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Why does the Mrs only need assistance when I've just got settled in my comfy seat, telly on and cuppa ready?
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    bg13 wrote:
    Why does the Mrs only need assistance when I've just got settled in my comfy seat, telly on and cuppa ready?

    She doesn't - she just hates you and wants to piss you off.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Have you seen this Harvey Einstein bloke who is in all of the news? Why has he shagged every female in the planet? If it was not such a ridiculous pun then I'd suggest that Harvey had Creamed their Bristols. Sherry funny for the slower of us.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • tomb57
    tomb57 Posts: 2,043
    Oh yes much ha ha ing
    Whoops who did that!
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Why don't the majority of women in Bristol have nice Bristols?
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    To match their extreme ugliness.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    But if they had superb Bristols, men wouldn't notice their faces.
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  • eric_draven
    eric_draven Posts: 1,192
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why is my sister in law such a pain in the ar3e?

    I must have one that is related to yours
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Why does pornhub have a share button on videos? Who's sharing them on Facebook?
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,841
    Lagrange wrote:
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
    An important question is how do you know that? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Lagrange wrote:
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
    An important question is how do you know that? :)

    How do you think?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,841
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Lagrange wrote:
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
    An important question is how do you know that? :)

    How do you think?
    Not sure if he was doing the watching or the pulling.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Lagrange wrote:
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
    An important question is how do you know that? :)

    How do you think?
    Not sure if he was doing the watching or the pulling.

    Watching and pulling
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,841
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Lagrange wrote:
    You are misinterpreting the concept. When you press share it activates your camera and we all have the dubious pleasure of seeing you pulling one off.
    An important question is how do you know that? :)

    How do you think?
    Not sure if he was doing the watching or the pulling.

    Watching and pulling
    How do you know?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    His mum told me
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,841
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    His mum told me
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • 02gf74
    02gf74 Posts: 1,171
    lostboysaint wrote:
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    Surely it is because it is easier to fold cardboard along straight lines as well as storing straight edged objects.
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    02GF74 wrote:
    lostboysaint wrote:
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    Surely it is because it is easier to fold cardboard along straight lines as well as storing straight edged objects.

    This is not the place for sensible answers.
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Then why tf is a pizza circular. (Circular means round by the way).
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    ...on the other hand if you have a circular (round) ringpiece (@rse) then perhaps this facilitates passage on the way out.

    But if you had a cuboid Pork Pie then I could imagine why its geometry would inhibit sticking it into your ringpiece from the outside which adds weight to my argument.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Wombats poo cubes.
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    cougie wrote:
    Wombats poo cubes.

    Wow that's actually true!
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  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Bizarre innit.

    Gives me hope that Blue Planet II is real and not a cgi joke that Attenborough is playing on us.
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Excuse the important question but how does the topological verification of marsupial excrement give you confidence in some octogenarians fish TV?

    ...and btw what is a cgi - or at least can I say it in front of my kids?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    CGI
    C##t Gap Index, The size of the gap between a girls thighs when she is standing with her feet together. ie. 1 finger width or 2 finger width etc.
    Damn dude, check that Sloots CGI, at least 4 fingers!!

    Source: Urban Dictionary
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