Important questions

RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
edited November 2017 in The Crudcatcher
I thought I'd start a thread where the important questions in life can be asked and answered.
Two rules, no serious questions, no serious answers.

My first question.
Do the flat earth society have members all around the globe?
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    Never mind that nonsense. The really important question is where does your lap go when you stand up?
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    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,923
    oxoman wrote:
    Why do people actually watch big brother ?

    Is it still on?
  • tlw1 wrote:
    Why is my sister in law such a pain in the ar3e?

    I'm guessing it's their duty. My sister in law is a grade A c###. Her husband is even worse.
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Where is Tkm? And is anyone bothered?
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,923
    bg13 wrote:
    Where is Tkm? And is anyone bothered?

    Who?
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  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!
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  • bg13 wrote:
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!

    And the good ones keep doing it after marriage
  • JGTRJGTR Posts: 1,404
    bg13 wrote:
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!

    And the good ones keep doing it after marriage
    .

    Not with their husband though :lol:
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    Must be powered by amsters then
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  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    Why do cats feel the need to shove their butt hole in your face at every opportunity? Do they want you to inspect how clean it is after they've just spent half an hour licking it clean? Or are they expecting a good rimming?


    Maybe you should show some empathy by shoving yours in its face - before or after licking it clean.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
    FishFish wrote:
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?

    Cos it's more inclusive if no one is straight. That and it's filmed in Bristol.
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
    FishFish wrote:
    Why do cats feel the need to shove their butt hole in your face at every opportunity? Do they want you to inspect how clean it is after they've just spent half an hour licking it clean? Or are they expecting a good rimming?


    Maybe you should show some empathy by shoving yours in its face - before or after licking it clean.

    I'll try that later. Otis will enjoy that and it'll save on censored paper.
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Yopu name your cat after a lift?
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
    Lagrange wrote:
    Yopu name your cat after a lift?

    No, I named him after Otis B Driftwood, a character in The Devils Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses. A properly messed up incestuous, evil mofo
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,923
    FishFish wrote:
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?

    Cos it's more inclusive if no one is straight. That and it's filmed in Bristol.

    So just inbreds then?
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