Important questions

rockmonkeysc
rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
edited November 2017 in The Crudcatcher
I thought I'd start a thread where the important questions in life can be asked and answered.
Two rules, no serious questions, no serious answers.

My first question.
Do the flat earth society have members all around the globe?
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  • JBA
    JBA Posts: 2,852
    Never mind that nonsense. The really important question is where does your lap go when you stand up?
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    FishFish Posts: 2,152
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Why do prospective MP stand for election and prospective senators run for office?
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  • tomb57
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    Why is lots of sheep a flock of sheep but one sheep a sheep
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    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Why is my sister in law such a pain in the ar3e?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    oxoman wrote:
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    Is it still on?
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why is my sister in law such a pain in the ar3e?

    I'm guessing it's their duty. My sister in law is a grade A c###. Her husband is even worse.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Where is Tkm? And is anyone bothered?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    bg13 wrote:
    Where is Tkm? And is anyone bothered?

    Who?
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Do vegan women swallow?
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    bg13 wrote:
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!

    And the good ones keep doing it after marriage
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  • JGTR
    JGTR Posts: 1,404
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Do vegan women swallow?

    They all do until married!

    And the good ones keep doing it after marriage
    .

    Not with their husband though :lol:
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Why do cats feel the need to shove their butt hole in your face at every opportunity? Do they want you to inspect how clean it is after they've just spent half an hour licking it clean? Or are they expecting a good rimming?
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  • tomb57
    tomb57 Posts: 2,043
    Is there a community community??
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Don't know but I discovered last night there is an Amish community Facebook page.
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  • tomb57
    tomb57 Posts: 2,043
    Must be powered by amsters then
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Why do cats feel the need to shove their butt hole in your face at every opportunity? Do they want you to inspect how clean it is after they've just spent half an hour licking it clean? Or are they expecting a good rimming?


    Maybe you should show some empathy by shoving yours in its face - before or after licking it clean.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    FishFish wrote:
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?

    Cos it's more inclusive if no one is straight. That and it's filmed in Bristol.
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    FishFish wrote:
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Why do cats feel the need to shove their butt hole in your face at every opportunity? Do they want you to inspect how clean it is after they've just spent half an hour licking it clean? Or are they expecting a good rimming?


    Maybe you should show some empathy by shoving yours in its face - before or after licking it clean.

    I'll try that later. Otis will enjoy that and it'll save on arse paper.
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Yopu name your cat after a lift?
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Lagrange wrote:
    Yopu name your cat after a lift?

    No, I named him after Otis B Driftwood, a character in The Devils Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses. A properly messed up incestuous, evil mofo
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Can the zombie virus be sexual transmitted. I'm asking for a friend.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Why is there absolutely no heterosexuality in Casualy and Holby City?

    Cos it's more inclusive if no one is straight. That and it's filmed in Bristol.

    So just inbreds then?
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Can the zombie virus be sexual transmitted. I'm asking for a friend.

    Given that you already have the symptoms then you should have asked before giving him one.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:

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