friday swift retribution

veronese68

Why? In the hope of getting pics of mental posh bird.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

oxoman wrote:

Nice Norks.
Pinno After Matthew's brilliant explanation just remember current guidelines are 30 chest compression's and 2 breaths. Apparently though the success rate for CPR is less than 1%. another little gem we've been told is that tourniquet are allowed again if required as a last resort.

FTFY

Too little too late you ungrateful gits.

I hope you all get really deep paper cuts that snag on every bit of white clothing you own.

pinno

Veronese68 wrote:

Why? In the hope of getting pics of mental posh bird.

That means looky no touchy. Anyway, he's tight and disgruntled and the chances of norkage reviews is slim, very slim. Much much slimmer than Hoppy's stretched lycra.

hopkinb

Pinno wrote:

Much much slimmer than Hoppy's stretched lycra.

I assume you refer to the massiveness of my quads of steel, rather than the ballast I carry round the middle?

pinno

hopkinb wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Much much slimmer than Hoppy's stretched lycra.

I assume you refer to the massiveness of my quads of steel.

Of course mate, why would I refer to anything else?

How big is your middle*?

*This is the point where you can say that your middle is highly distended due to the massive lung capacity you have,

Wheelspinner

Pinno wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Much much slimmer than Hoppy's stretched lycra.

I assume you refer to the massiveness of my quads of steel.

Of course mate, why would I refer to anything else?

How big is your middle*?

*This is the point where you can say that your middle is highly distended due to the massive lung capacity you have,

Nothing wrong with an expanded middle.

Every tool shed needs a proper roof.

hopkinb

Pinno wrote:

How big is your middle*?

*This is the point where you can say that your middle is highly distended due to the massive lung capacity you have,

Legs and lungs, that's me.

It's important to remember where I started 4 years ago. 103kg of bloat. It was the thought of moving up to 40" trousers that led to the bike and the commute. I'm still big for a bikeist at 85kg and 34" trousers, but to non bikeists, I'm not a fatty any more.

pinno

To non bikeists, you're a super waif.