tuesday we were someplace around barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
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You let your kid go on a bus on her own - how old is she again? You know there are rules against child labour, even in Wales.Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Soloist is dead. Let us spare a moments thought to her and the good times we had.
Right, done that. Long live the Madone 5.5SL. Total cost so far: £6 for a mint 5.5SL. Rocking it.
I'll give you £30 for it. That's FIVE times what you paid.
almost tempted. if I hadn't have been sitting at the bus stop waiting for bambina for the past 30 mins it would have been yours...."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Recovered from the weekend then?homers double wrote:Not much to report from up hither.
Yes, even managed to finish off half a bottle of red from Sunday last night. Mrs HD on the other hand...
Run tonight, 5 or 6km to keep things ticking along.Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
Phew. Cleaner has returned. She starts again next Tuesday.0
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Technically you'd only be asking her to give something a quick polish. 'scuse the punhopkinb wrote:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Right, done that. Long live the Madone 5.5SL. Total cost so far: £6 for a mint 5.5SL. Rocking it.
Do you want to look like an accountant, a solicitor or some smarmy tw@t from marketing?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Well it is a road bike...Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Right, done that. Long live the Madone 5.5SL. Total cost so far: £6 for a mint 5.5SL. Rocking it.
Do you want to look like an accountant, a solicitor or some smarmy tw@t from marketing?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
seanoconn wrote:
How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?0 -
My Polish is of the purest impurity and my Missus certainly wouldn't condescend to help a Polish cleaner, she's a stuck up whatsit.hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Stuck up, she may be. But is she knocked up yet or are you still working on it?0
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I reckon you should be polite and compliment her on the standard of her cleaning work. I'm told by a Polish mate that the phrase is "Chcialbym wylizac twoja slodka cipke".hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Trying for a girl so it's a bit tricky. Lots of sex before ovulation but ovulation was delayed so double the work load. I'll let you know in 3 months.Ballysmate wrote:Stuck up, she may be. But is she knocked up yet or are you still working on it?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Well I know the last wordStevo 666 wrote:
I reckon you should be polite and compliment her on the standard of her cleaning work. I'm told by a Polish mate that the phrase is "Chcialbym wylizac twoja slodka cipke".hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Let me know if you get too tired Seano, be happy to help out. Should probably post pictures first just to be sure we can help.0
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hopkinb wrote:seanoconn wrote:
How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?
In my experience in the waste management bizness, battery acid is the preferred option Bleach just gets rid of the DNA.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
:shock: What's the Polish for 'stirring seano's porridge' ?Veronese68 wrote:Let me know if you get too tired Seano, be happy to help out. Should probably post pictures first just to be sure we can help.
That said, I'm sure I could help 'supervise' hoppy's cleaning lady and compliment her on her cleaning skills "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Pinno wrote:
In my experience in the waste management bizness, battery acid is the preferred option Bleach just gets rid of the DNA.hopkinb wrote:How impure is your Polish? Or would you be asking the missus for help, who would just issue instructions in Polish for my cleaner to murder me, dissolve me in bleach, pinch the dog and the TV and do a legger?
big tub of hf, but ffs be careful to avoid splashes and wear a suitable respiratormy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
You let your kid go on a bus on her own - how old is she again? You know there are rules against child labour, even in Wales.Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Soloist is dead. Let us spare a moments thought to her and the good times we had.
Right, done that. Long live the Madone 5.5SL. Total cost so far: £6 for a mint 5.5SL. Rocking it.
I'll give you £30 for it. That's FIVE times what you paid.
almost tempted. if I hadn't have been sitting at the bus stop waiting for bambina for the past 30 mins it would have been yours....
She's on (or rather was on) the school bus not going Da'esh hunting. 12 years old, so put on the bus at the school gates by the teachers, met by me at the bus stop, so relatively safe.
They stopped throwing bricks at the buses round here when they realised that if they boiled them enough they could eat them.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:They stopped throwing bricks at the buses round here when they realised that if they boiled them enough they could eat them.
The bricks, the buses or the passengers?0 -
It's Wales so probably all of them.Joncomelately wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:They stopped throwing bricks at the buses round here when they realised that if they boiled them enough they could eat them.
The bricks, the buses or the passengers?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Oi! I heard that. Cheeky b@stards!0
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Stevo 666 wrote:
It's Wales so probably all of them.Joncomelately wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:They stopped throwing bricks at the buses round here when they realised that if they boiled them enough they could eat them.
The bricks, the buses or the passengers?
I was just about to say exactly the same
Who's brick is this dinner?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
It's part of the reason why the locals all live in caves - they ate the houses.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Wonder if Vyvyan is Welsh?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
It's bloody boiled everything in the UK. I recall that edition of Asterix. Why not pickled in Vodka?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
