friday as the sword goes on to sate its lust

Garry H

TLW1 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

Buy a new bike then

Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.

House and beer have stopped my bike collection growing

I can empathise

Garry H

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

conGRats - what's the new title?

More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.

Major General Sir Gazza of H, second viscount of llantwyn ap cadach.

So you'll still be reporting to me? Good good, tally ho.

I'm the boss of the world.

hopkinb

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.

Disc brakes innit.
Going out with MrsH3(2). 2nd night on the spin. Joys of palming kids off.

Stevo_666

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

conGRats - what's the new title?

More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.

Major General Sir Gazza of H, second viscount of llantwyn ap cadach.

So you'll still be reporting to me? Good good, tally ho.

I'm the boss of the world.

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

Matthewfalle

hopkinb wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.

Disc brakes innit.
Going out with MrsH3(2). 2nd night on the spin. Joys of palming kids off.

Oh - brakes. Those things that for cowards? Wouldn't worry about that jazz.

Off out eh, nudge nudge wink wink. You gonna to try and get a fumble in a car park somewhere?

Matthewfalle

hopkinb wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.

Disc brakes innit.
Going out with MrsH3(2). 2nd night on the spin. Joys of palming kids off.

And I really hope that "palming off" means something different in your neck of the woods than it does in mine, otherwise I'll be exiting stage left.....

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

Buy a new bike then

Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.

House and beer have stopped my bike collection growing

All that planning and you still bought a house that was too small?

As for beer - surely most people's bike buying decisions are made when they've drunk enough to think that the wife won't notice and/or care?

Garry H

Stevo 666 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

conGRats - what's the new title?

More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.

Major General Sir Gazza of H, second viscount of llantwyn ap cadach.

So you'll still be reporting to me? Good good, tally ho.

I'm the boss of the world.

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Matthewfalle

Vide presidenr?

Assistant manager then?

Garry H

Two levels of management beneath me. No secretary though, no norkage.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

Two levels of management beneath me. No secretary though, no norkage.

So team leader and senior administrator below you?

And no norks? Not even colleagues?

hopkinb

Matthewfalle wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.

Disc brakes innit.
Going out with MrsH3(2). 2nd night on the spin. Joys of palming kids off.

Oh - brakes. Those things that for cowards? Wouldn't worry about that jazz.

Off out eh, nudge nudge wink wink. You gonna to try and get a fumble in a car park somewhere?

No fumbling. Saving that up for the wedding night...

hopkinb

Matthewfalle wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.

Disc brakes innit.
Going out with MrsH3(2). 2nd night on the spin. Joys of palming kids off.

And I really hope that "palming off" means something different in your neck of the woods than it does in mine, otherwise I'll be exiting stage left.....

Yeah, palming off is subcontracting. Having a wnak is having a wnak.

Matthewfalle

Oh - that's ok then. Palm off away my son.

You bought the discs yet?

Garry H

Oooh, discs

hopkinb

Matthewfalle wrote:

Oh - that's ok then. Palm off away my son.

You bought the discs yet?

Will ride up Evans tomorrow. Or look at website when I get home for click and collect.

Stevo_666

Garry H wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Viva El Vice Presidente !

Garry H

Don't go giving me ideas!

Matthewfalle

hopkinb wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Oh - that's ok then. Palm off away my son.

You bought the discs yet?

Will ride up Evans tomorrow. Or look at website when I get home for click and collect.

I bought some Shimano ones from there for the brakes on the cx bike - something stupid like £15 each.

Buy them. Buy them now. Buy them.

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Viva El Vice Presidente !

Brilliant stuff - just gets better with age.

veronese68

Garry H wrote:

No secretary though, no norkage.

Isn't that a Bob Marley song?

Took girl child to physio then went for a drink with the Mrs. Another seemed like a good idea. Then a mate that was passing stopped so another was in order. Shortly after another friend happened along...
Good start to the weekend.

Matthewfalle

Just seen the replacements for the bods I was working with when I was away. I'm transferring to the US Army asap.

Will try and cut and paste from Whattsapp now.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Viva El Vice Presidente !

Brilliant stuff - just gets better with age.

'Hah - missed both my legs!'

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Viva El Vice Presidente !

Brilliant stuff - just gets better with age.

'Hah - missed both my legs!'

Vive el Presidente! (Crap salute).

Love it. I'm going to use it when TDV gets back.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Garry H wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Real title please (cos I know that anything less than Vice President in a bank means that you clean the bogs).

I was cleaning bogs until today then.

Viva El Vice Presidente !

Brilliant stuff - just gets better with age.

'Hah - missed both my legs!'

Vive el Presidente! (Crap salute).

Love it. I'm going to use it when TDV gets back.

She probably will miss both your legs if you do that