friday as the sword goes on to sate its lust

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    sungod wrote:
    scenic misty start, overall a hot 100k, felt like riding into a fan heater most of the way back, definitely scorchio, excellent puff pastry chocolately cake along the way

    stevo, you're doing it wrong, when you're the boss you are supposed to get more hols
    I'd normally blame Wiggle, but in this case it's HR to blame for giving everyone the same number of days off. We can take what is effectively unpaid leave but it costs me way more than the minions. How unfair is that?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,865
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Better to be getting paid for being knackered as well :)

    Entirely correct.
    This is why I try to make sure I have hangovers on company time, why do so many people organise parties at the weekends?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Old wheels. Well, not that old. They'll be shod with cx tyres and used for gravelly stuff avec famille.

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    New wheels. I reckon Mrs H2(3) will smell a rat, even with her limited fcuk giving about bikes.

    prod142952_IMGSET.jpg

    I'm just going to say they were a clearance bargain, will make me go faster (I know they won't, but in my head they will), will make me go whoosh as I ride along, and will make me 17% more attractive to lady roadies. I am assuming she never Googles carbon wheelsets. That would be a potential problem.


    She won't notice a fig unless you tell her. They look lush.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,429
    hopkinb wrote:
    SG - are you hammering these rides or taking it easy? You must need a break by now. You must also have heroic tan lines. Or does post-ride basking help to soften the razor sharp line?

    tend to go a bit easier on the flat bits out, push it on the climbs, then just hammer everything back, had 1km ascent in there today, take it easy tomorrow then probably a long and very climby one on sunday

    the basking definitely evens things out :)
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Better to be getting paid for being knackered as well :)

    Entirely correct.
    This is why I try to make sure I have hangovers on company time, why do so many people organise parties at the weekends?

    What's a hangover
  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    hopkinb wrote:

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    Heh, you ordered the same wheels as me on the same day. Great taste.

    Mine arrived at 12:13 so I popped home at lunch to un-box them (and to intercept the GF getting home before me). Very circular, happy so far. Currently back in the office playing with my new Garmin related watch gadget thing...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, Friday!y Off to vet's to get flea treatment for Max the Cat.

    Stevo, wtf? Back in work on a friday! You wear glasses, if I remember correctly.

    I also worked out how much it cost me to buy extra holiday. No thanks...

    Ha ha, it was only yesterday you saw that - you're memory can't be that bad.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    As an aside, I have just been out for a lovely ride, have bought as an experiment, some salami piccante that was in the short date (down from £6.95 to £1.56) and it's lush, so sitting In the sun eating that before a steak and rocket salad lunch with a glass of vino rosso. Tidy mint.

    Currently listening to Balinese trance music so it's a bit jungly weird here at Casa MF.

    Then I think I will contact someone to see if they want to buy my cx bike so I can buy a Bianchi Aria and make the Cervelo the winter trainer.

    Oxo - errrr - what? What do you do? Why did you nearly contract dead disease? I no understand.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Fukkkking Hound just ate my salami piccante.

    I'm gonna shoot it first chance I have and make him into fukkkking salami piccante.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,865
    Oxo - errrr - what? What do you do?
    Makes coffee. I presume on an industrial scale rather than the occasional cup.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129

    She won't notice a fig unless you tell her. They look lush.

    She took delivery of them, what with her wfh and all. Hence the need to say they're plastic and cheap. She can't fail to remember the large wheel shaped box with Wiggle written on the outside. Even she knows what Wiggle is. Hmmm, I suppose I could slip her a Mickey Finn when I get home, so she forgets all about it.

    I'll see if I can clean the bike up a bit at the weekend and take a picture with new wheels in situ.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    HaydenM wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:

    prod142952_IMGSET.jpg

    Heh, you ordered the same wheels as me on the same day. Great taste.

    Mine arrived at 12:13 so I popped home at lunch to un-box them (and to intercept the GF getting home before me). Very circular, happy so far. Currently back in the office playing with my new Garmin related watch gadget thing...

    Excellent taste yourself. I was recommended them by another forumite over on communting.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,491
    Currently listening to Balinese trance music so it's a bit jungly weird here at Casa MF.

    Why don't you just sit on the floor cross legged and say "Hommmmmmmmmmm" ? :roll:

    Happy dog. Ha ha.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:

    She won't notice a fig unless you tell her. They look lush.

    She took delivery of them, what with her wfh and all. Hence the need to say they're plastic and cheap. She can't fail to remember the large wheel shaped box with Wiggle written on the outside. Even she knows what Wiggle is. Hmmm, I suppose I could slip her a Mickey Finn when I get home, so she forgets all about it.

    I'll see if I can clean the bike up a bit at the weekend and take a picture with new wheels in situ.

    Just say that they are the wedding rings. You heard big and bling was all the rage.

    Cool - look forward to seeing them on The Steed :)

    They do look double cool.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    TLW1 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Better to be getting paid for being knackered as well :)

    Entirely correct.
    This is why I try to make sure I have hangovers on company time, why do so many people organise parties at the weekends?

    What's a hangover

    It's that uncomfortable feeling when your blood alcohol level dips below a couple of stiff brandies. Soon remedied by a couple of stiff brandies. Or if you're feeling healthy, ridden out with the aid of benzodiazepines.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,429
    Fukkkking Hound just ate my salami piccante.

    I'm gonna shoot it first chance I have and make him into fukkkking salami piccante.

    that's what it's made from in the first place, you could end up creating the regenerating salami cycle - though it'll be a smaller dog/salami each time unless you input extra dog to keep it topped up
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    conGRats - what's the new title?

    More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    Buy a new bike then
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    conGRats - what's the new title?

    More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.

    Major General Sir Gazza of H, second viscount of llantwyn ap cadach.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    Buy a new bike then

    Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Fucken hubs are centrelock, despite blurb and pics on wiggle site saying 6 bolt, and therefore me only having 6 bolt rotors. Bastards. Still, i can get some of those fancy shimano finned rotors now. They're centrelock only. Pain in the arse though, I was all excited, though I spose I could go and find some rotors at Evans tomorrow.

    Nice round smooth wheels though, and Mrs H3(2) literally gave not a fcuk. Though I don't think her brain could compute that wheels could cost more than her bike.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    Buy a new bike then

    Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.

    Get new roads?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Currently listening to Balinese trance music so it's a bit jungly weird here at Casa MF.

    Why don't you just sit on the floor cross legged and say "Hommmmmmmmmmm" ? :roll:

    Happy dog. Ha ha.


    It was an option - even by my standards it was getting a tad weird around here.

    Fukkkkkking death row dog. Lucky for him Edwyn had a load more, bad thing for me is that I think I've spent about £30 on salamis - they did have truffle and wild boar as well, so more for my tummy.

    I will be a salami eating hero.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    Buy a new bike then

    Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.

    House and beer have stopped my bike collection growing :(
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    Buy a new bike then

    Nah, my house broke. Need to fix that first and buy beer. Might get a croix de fer for my commute though. These roads are getting worse.

    Get new roads?

    Well, I did offer to come and fix your house ...l.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    What are your hubs HaydenM? Or do you have rim brakes?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Fucken hubs are centrelock, despite blurb and pics on wiggle site saying 6 bolt, and therefore me only having 6 bolt rotors. Bastards. Still, i can get some of those fancy shimano finned rotors now. They're centrelock only. Pain in the ars* though, I was all excited, though I spose I could go and find some rotors at Evans tomorrow.

    Nice round smooth wheels though, and Mrs H3(2) literally gave not a fcuk. Though I don't think her brain could compute that wheels could cost more than her bike.


    Pop them on the bike anyhow and let us see them. I'm not sure whar all this centre lock stuff means but it all sounds horribly complicated.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Yay, i've been promoted. Celebrating with a gin and tonic.

    Bombastic wheels there Hopkin.

    conGRats - what's the new title?

    More importantly though, pics of new secretary's norks please.

    Major General Sir Gazza of H, second viscount of llantwyn ap cadach.

    So you'll still be reporting to me? Good good, tally ho.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Oh - Pinno - just noticed your pm. I'm just about to go and wash my testicles in the bath so I'll have a look and n a bit.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.