Misheard song lyrics

orraloon

"Don't be afraid to catch fish" sings Katy Perry on the Calvin Harris plus friends current release. That makes little sense thought I, looked it up, and it's not 'fish' but 'Feels' as in the song title. Silly me.

What is once heard cannot be unheard.

Any others?

mikeyj28

My dad always thought Take That sang

"It only takes a miracle to fall in love" and not "it only takes a minute girl to fall in love"

When I was younger I thought the Chaka Khan/Whitney Houston I'm every woman song was

"Climb every woman" - I thought it was a bit odd as a 7-8 year old. the clue was in the song title

Pross

Peter Kay does a brilliant bit on this in his shows.

Some of my favourites are:

'Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard' - Bohemian Rhapsody

'I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night' - That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain

mrfpb

"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram/I'm a Cilla Black fan" - 2nd verse of Bat Out of Hell

crispybug2

Pross wrote:

Peter Kay does a brilliant bit on this in his shows.

Some of my favourites are:

'Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard' - Bohemian Rhapsody

'I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night' - That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain

'Let me staple the vicar' - We Are Family by Sister Sledge

mikeyj28

Pross wrote:

Peter Kay does a brilliant bit on this in his shows.

Some of my favourites are:

'Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard' - Bohemian Rhapsody

'I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night' - That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain

Yes , how could I forget the classic Shania Twain line. I even thought she said that ^^^

shortfall

Another Shania Twain song Man I Feel Like A Woman there's a bit that sounds like "Come in my hair do what I dare". Which is in fact "colour" my hair.

ayjaycee

Pross wrote:

'I can't believe you kiss your c0ck at night' - That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain

Reminds me of an old joke where two blokes walk into a pub and look over the bar where a dog is lying down and licking his 'dangly bits'. The first bloke says 'I wish I could do that' and his mate replies 'well, buy him a bag of crisps and he might let you'.

Sorry to digress and drag the tone down even further.

Pross

Hendrix's immortal " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy"

ProjectObject

For years my mate thought line in Led Zeppelin's, When The Levee Breaks was " make a monkey dig a hole" instead of "make a mountain man leave his home".

Frank the tank

Cop a load of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asmEVPLr_Og

bungalballs

"Later we'll have some f***ing pie and we'll do some carolling"

Rocking around the Christmas tree.

As an innocent child, this is what I would sing, and get confused why I was being told off.

crispybug2

Bungalballs wrote:

"Later we'll have some f***ing pie and we'll do some carolling"

Rocking around the Christmas tree.

As an innocent child, this is what I would sing, and get confused why I was being told off.

shortfall

Frank the tank wrote:

Cop a load of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asmEVPLr_Og

This reminds me of an old joke about Japanese cliff Richard fans mishearing the lyrics of one of his hits as "Tits and Fanny why we don't talk anymore".

trivial_poursuivant

Why do Los Lobos in La Bamba sing about Teesside Airport?

In the Lion King opening scene why are they singing about Arsene Wenger?

Rhythm is a dancer - It's a source of anger?

Think I need my ears syringing

rob churchill

"All of my life, why did my mother have to kidnap Sacha Distel?"

Manic Monday, The Bangles.