Yanto Barker's collection of cockish statements
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orraloon wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Who?
Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
No idea would have to ask his parents.0 -
The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Who?
Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Who?
Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
No idea would have to ask his parents.
he is c0ck, he rode at Paignton Regatta a few years back, he and another rider lapped the field, who were then pulled out, we were all expecting a master class of sprinting and the idiots crossed the line holding hands, how sweet but not bike racing, the youths gave a better show..... his clothing is over priced, a bit like Rapha.0 -
UK Youth/One Pro? Are they like real teams? Didn't the Mansell boys ride for UK Youth (nothing to do with their father bankrolling it) and, errrr, didn't they do well...........Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
mamba80 wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Who?
Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
No idea would have to ask his parents.
he is c0ck, he rode at Paignton Regatta a few years back, he and another rider lapped the field, who were then pulled out, we were all expecting a master class of sprinting and the idiots crossed the line holding hands, how sweet but not bike racing, the youths gave a better show..... his clothing is over priced, a bit like Rapha.
And WelshI'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
Imposter wrote:LOL at matthewfalle reading a cycling magazine...
His lips probably moved whilst reading though“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
mamba80 wrote:he is c0ck, he rode at Paignton Regatta a few years back, he and another rider lapped the field, who were then pulled out, we were all expecting a master class of sprinting and the idiots crossed the line holding hands, how sweet but not bike racing, the youths gave a better show..... his clothing is over priced, a bit like Rapha.
Not sure why that makes him a c0ck, specifically? You could equally argue that the other rides were c0cks, for allowing themselves to be lapped like that. Also, it's not a show, it's a bike race - no?0 -
mamba80 wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:The_Wicker_Man wrote:orraloon wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Who?
Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
No idea would have to ask his parents.
he is c0ck, he rode at Paignton Regatta a few years back, he and another rider lapped the field, who were then pulled out, we were all expecting a master class of sprinting and the idiots crossed the line holding hands, how sweet but not bike racing, the youths gave a better show..... his clothing is over priced, a bit like Rapha.
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One from the archives (well, the copy of Cyclist mag that lives stuffed down the side of the drivers seat in the car for me to read whilst I wait for the Bambini to finish yet another after school activity):
Helmets - and I quote:
“I once told a professional triathlete to adjust her glasses because her helmets straps were ill fitting and over the arms of her glasses.
She took offense and snootily informed me that in triathlons it’s done the other way so helmets can be taken off off quickly in transition without having to adjust glasses.”
Perhaps, Yanto my mucker, she wouldn’t have replied so snootily if some bloke in daft clothing hadn’t condescendingly patronized a professional triathlete and told her how to her her helmet straps.
Being a professional she may know what she is doing.
Personally I know several female triathletes who would have kicked him in the testicles.
Tool - bag.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:One from the archives (well, the copy of Cyclist mag that lives stuffed down the side of the drivers seat in the car for me to read whilst I wait for the Bambini to finish yet another after school activity):
Helmets - and I quote:
“I once told a professional triathlete to adjust her glasses because her helmets straps were ill fitting and over the arms of her glasses.
She took offense and snootily informed me that in triathlons it’s done the other way so helmets can be taken off off quickly in transition without having to adjust glasses.”
Perhaps, Yanto my mucker, she wouldn’t have replied so snootily if some bloke in daft clothing hadn’t condescendingly patronized a professional triathlete and told her how to her her helmet straps.
Being a professional she may know what she is doing.
Personally I know several female triathletes who would have kicked him in the testicles.
Helmet
FTFY0 -
ExcellentPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -