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Yanto Barker's collection of cockish statements

MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
edited February 2018 in The bottom bracket
Last copy of cycling magazine re wearing cycle clothes:

""No disciple of mine of will ever be a TKW"

Mate - you're a bloke who rides bicycles and now writes very badly about matching clothes in a bicycle magazine. You ain't a deity/religious figure.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.
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  • fenixfenix Posts: 5,151
    He's not the son of god...
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    He's not even a very naughty boy.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • "Yanto's Story"
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Surely it's "FKW".
    and then the next thing you know
  • Surely it's "FKW".

    He's Welsh
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    I quoted the Lord of the Cokks himself, Yanto "Cockk" Barker.

    He's a bit like Dopey Miller but without the media backing. Or career.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,041
    fenix wrote:
    He's not the son of god...
    Dunno.
    Have you checked with his Mum?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 5,895
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?
  • okgookgo Posts: 4,368
    If you will read cycling magazines...
    Blog on my first and now second season of proper riding/racing - www.firstseasonracing.com
  • WheelspinnerWheelspinner Posts: 4,644
    orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?
    I JFGI'd the name. First entry came back declaring that he was first British rider home in the Tour of Britain in 2005, to claim 9th (Yes! Ninth!) place.

    So, 8th loser in a sideshow race over a decade ago is the main claim to fame, eh? :roll:
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    pblakeney wrote:
    fenix wrote:
    He's not the son of god...
    Dunno.
    Have you checked with his Mum?


    Yup. She was buying a pound of radishes at Gywnned's and said that she had disowned him years ago for being a pretentious twonk.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?


    It may be. It may be not. All we know is that he writes tripe and hopefully, just hopefully doesn't believe any of it.

    But somehow I doubt that ..........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?
    I JFGI'd the name. First entry came back declaring that he was first British rider home in the Tour of Britain in 2005, to claim 9th (Yes! Ninth!) place.

    So, 8th loser in a sideshow race over a decade ago is the main claim to fame, eh? :roll:

    Well, to be fair to him that's better than tenth.






    But not as good as eighth, which overall is really quite shiiiite.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,041
    Not much of a collection at one, it must be said.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?

    Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 5,895
    orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?

    Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!
    Ah good, inside track. So why is it spelled with a 'Y'?
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    orraloon wrote:
    Who?
    Indeed. Who he? Anyway, thought it was spelled Ianto?

    Ex pro rider for UK Youth/One Pro, owner of Le Col and a very good friend of mine!

    So you are one of the people he has said are "amateurs" because you don't wear the right socks?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 10,837
    LOL at matthewfalle reading a cycling magazine...
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Or are you one of the ones who are guilty of the loose shoe crime that he has mentioned in the past that have hall up many of his training rides?

    I think we should know.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Imposter wrote:
    LOL at matthewfalle reading a cycling magazine...


    Yup - one that you pad for, and for that I give you thanks and props.

    Aaah - it's like I've never been away, Imposter is still angry at everyone.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

  • Aaah - it's like I've never been away, Imposter is still angry at everyone.

    Just the dickheads
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Seems a lot of them around judging by his posts.

    Imposter should remember that for every 60 seconds that you are angry you have lost 60 seconds of peace of mind.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 10,837

    Aaah - it's like I've never been away, Imposter is still angry at everyone.

    Says the man who started a thread because he is angry at Yanto Barker.. :lol:
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 10,837

    Aaah - it's like I've never been away, Imposter is still angry at everyone.

    Just the dickheads

    :lol:
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,041
    pblakeney wrote:
    fenix wrote:
    He's not the son of god...
    Dunno.
    Have you checked with his Mum?


    Yup. She was buying a pound of radishes at Gywnned's and said that she had disowned him years ago for being a pretentious twonk.
    Still not a denial of divine intervention. Just think of the response if anyone today declared himself the son of God. Nutter.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Imposter wrote:

    Aaah - it's like I've never been away, Imposter is still angry at everyone.

    Says the man who started a thread because he is angry at Yanto Barker.. :lol:

    Oh no - you misinterpret my simple friend

    Not angry at him - I'm sure he's a lovely man. This is just a collection of cockish statements.

    Remember Imposter- you will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 10,837
    Not angry at him - I'm sure he's a lovely man. This is just a collection of cockish statements.

    *waits for Yanto Barker to join the forum to start a thread about matthewfalle's cockish statements*

    He's got a lot of material to choose from.. :lol::lol::lol:
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Imposter wrote:
    Not angry at him - I'm sure he's a lovely man. This is just a collection of cockish statements.

    *waits for Yanto Barker to join the forum to start a thread about matthewfalle's cockish statements*

    He's got a lot of material to choose from.. :lol::lol::lol:

    Do not let your anger consume you - you will only hurt yourself and the people you ❤️ love
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • imposter2.0imposter2.0 Posts: 10,837
    Imposter wrote:
    Not angry at him - I'm sure he's a lovely man. This is just a collection of cockish statements.

    *waits for Yanto Barker to join the forum to start a thread about matthewfalle's cockish statements*

    He's got a lot of material to choose from.. :lol::lol::lol:

    Do not let your anger consume you - you will only hurt yourself and the people you ❤️ love

    Humour consumes me, old bean - not anger. Thanks to you. Keep it up! :lol:
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