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Belgian Dress code

mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
edited May 2017 in The bottom bracket
So Belgian students were told for their graduation ceremony:
"From an aesthetic point of view," it read, " it is better for young women to wear a dress or skirt, and a nice revealing neckline."

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My main takeaway from this is that when I launch my drag act, my stage name will be Jolly Dee Colletee

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  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.

    Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.

  • Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    Thats the 2nd thread you've mentioned your ex-wife today
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    Thats the 2nd thread you've mentioned your ex-wife today


    FFS :)

    She used to be a lovely girl before she ripped my heart out and stamped on it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    mrfpb wrote:
    Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.

    Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.

    Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.

    Oh.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    mrfpb wrote:
    Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.

    Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.

    Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.

    Oh.

    Yeah, but when Friday comes... (insert pictures of Prince Harry and chums in Las Vegas)
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    mrfpb wrote:
    mrfpb wrote:
    Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently

    Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.

    The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.

    Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.

    Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.

    Oh.

    Yeah, but when Friday comes... (insert pictures of Prince Harry and chums in Las Vegas)

    His chums weren't in the Forces. They were just his mates.

    That sort of stuff happens every weekend in Vegas - it just made the headlines because it was Harry, who, incidentally, has done two tours of Afghan at 23 or whatever years old while you were riding your bicycle with your club mates moaning about the price of houses and your school postcode lottery.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • herb71herb71 Posts: 253
    mrfpb wrote:
    So Belgian students were told for their graduation ceremony:
    "From an aesthetic point of view," it read, " it is better for young women to wear a dress or skirt, and a nice revealing neckline."

    I don't see the problem with revealing ones neck?
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