Belgian Dress code
mrfpb
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So Belgian students were told for their graduation ceremony:
My main takeaway from this is that when I launch my drag act, my stage name will be Jolly Dee Colletee
"From an aesthetic point of view," it read, " it is better for young women to wear a dress or skirt, and a nice revealing neckline."
My main takeaway from this is that when I launch my drag act, my stage name will be Jolly Dee Colletee
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Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.
Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
Thats the 2nd thread you've mentioned your ex-wife todayI'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
SloppySchleckonds wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
Thats the 2nd thread you've mentioned your ex-wife today
FFS
She used to be a lovely girl before she ripped my heart out and stamped on it.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
mrfpb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.
Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.
Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.
Oh.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:mrfpb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.
Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.
Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.
Oh.
Yeah, but when Friday comes... (insert pictures of Prince Harry and chums in Las Vegas)0 -
mrfpb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:mrfpb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Ain't got a problem with that so as it's done decently
Look around any town of Britain on a weekend night and you'll see the most abysmally dressed creatures everywhere, lard and festering norks everywhere, staggering around on Poundworld shoes covered in their own faeces and cheap booze.
The Belgians have always been really nice in my opinion.
Well, if that's how the army do their graduation ceremonies, who am I to argue.
Well not really: the Forces tend to be younger, fitter, sharper, better dressed, better values, more motivated, better travelled, carrying more responsibility at an earlier age with more skills and far more attractive to the opposite sex than the average civvie, which would be you.
Oh.
Yeah, but when Friday comes... (insert pictures of Prince Harry and chums in Las Vegas)
His chums weren't in the Forces. They were just his mates.
That sort of stuff happens every weekend in Vegas - it just made the headlines because it was Harry, who, incidentally, has done two tours of Afghan at 23 or whatever years old while you were riding your bicycle with your club mates moaning about the price of houses and your school postcode lottery.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
