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Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Whilst on a trip to Egypt I asked a local in The Valley of the kings, how many camels I could get for my now ex wife? He told me they do that anymore and was quite offended!Pinno wrote:Slowmart wrote:MF Treat yourself to a quick one off the wrist while looking at a well stained lab coat. Just lie on the sorest arm until it goes to sleep and then begin and it'll feel like lab coat girl will be assisting you.
Stevo, is the thought of a Labour win keeping you awake at night? It's Mays to lose and it's started to unravel for the Tories simply from the sheer enptitude of the PM. It seems we could be farked equally and we will be reduced to a barter system for goods....
I always wanted to know how many Camels a rich Arab would give me for my sister. Now she's getting a bit rough around the edges (and the fact she got married), it may have halved her value.
I would have settled for 1 camel :roll:Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Camels on Wimbledon Common... Now there's an idea.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Nope.Slowmart wrote:MF Treat yourself to a quick one off the wrist while looking at a well stained lab coat. Just lie on the sorest arm until it goes to sleep and then begin and it'll feel like lab coat girl will be assisting you.
Stevo, is the thought of a Labour win keeping you awake at night? It's Mays to lose and it's started to unravel for the Tories simply from the sheer enptitude of the PM. It seems we could be farked equally and we will be reduced to a barter system for goods...."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?
No ya plonker - that medical stuff only medical people get for medical reasons medically.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?
No ya plonker - that medical stuff only medical people get for medical reasons medically.
You can get all that on the dark web these days. Obvs you take your life in your hands what with lack of proper diagnosis, accurate dosage and so forth, but I sense you're not bothered about the good folk of Alsager or Stoke.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?
No ya plonker - that medical stuff only medical people get for medical reasons medically.
You can get all that on the dark web these days. Obvs you take your life in your hands what with lack of proper diagnosis, accurate dosage and so forth, but I sense you're not bothered about the good folk of Alsager or Stoke.
There are no good folk in Alsager - they are all rapist paedophiles who bum each other in the car park of the leisure centre.
They eat tramp's sperm as a delicacy.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?
No ya plonker - that medical stuff only medical people get for medical reasons medically.
Aaaaah - get you now. We could do a fly past in my Merc pick up and fire it at them - coat the 50 rounds in it and shoot them with it.
I can imagine TDNFNATN laughing maniacally, now coat a go-go, bottle of Buckie in each hand.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Why can't you use some of that stuff on Alsager or Stoke then?
What? Frying Pans of Death?
No ya plonker - that medical stuff only medical people get for medical reasons medically.
You can get all that on the dark web these days. Obvs you take your life in your hands what with lack of proper diagnosis, accurate dosage and so forth, but I sense you're not bothered about the good folk of Alsager or Stoke.
Can you get something for the squitters on the dark net? You know, something akin to the antidote to Agent Picolax?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
did you know that if you took enough Imodium, the king of squirt stopping, you would get smashed of your face due to to the opiate content?
There you go - I learn you something new every day. I AM A TOILET PROBLEM RELATED GENIUS.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:did you know that if you took enough Imodium, the king of squirt stopping, you would get smashed of your face due to to the opiate content?
There you go - I learn you something new every day. I AM A TOILET PROBLEM RELATED GENIUS.
You mean more than the 30mg tablets of Codeine that i'm already taking?
Bonza.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
It's the Phenoxymethyl Pen V plus food bug wots did it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Just man up. You sound like a communter.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
You mean the noises i make on the Kharzi sounds like the noises of a Ciommunter?!seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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No - just the whining about your bottom.
Next thing we know you'll be asking about racing bicycles on a computer and how your communt on your single speed was great.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:No - just the whining about your bottom.
Next thing we know you'll be asking about racing bicycles on a computer and how your communt on your single speed was great.
No way Jose.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
