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Funerals for bikes?

kesakesa Posts: 35
edited May 2017 in MTB general


  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    Kesa wrote:
    the final straw came when the spokes snapped riding on a bike path to work

    so the wheels went and you trashed the whole bike :lol: ... you do know you can get new wheels don't you but I guess that makes sense when a pet breaks its leg or starts to limp ... its straight down the vet to have it put down
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,746
    Cheers mate I was the daft sod that had to fish it out. Best thing to do is give them to a local bike charity for recycling for the great unwashed, unemployable or bikes for Africa.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    2 of my old bikes have gone to Africa now ...... I expect the ones from when I was a kid my parents took to the dump, which is a shame as I would love to revive my old Raleigh Equip
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,978
    My bikes tend to get reincarnated. I doubt mine would ever die of their own accord, they would euthanised.
  • fenixfenix Posts: 5,437
    Kesa wrote:
    Instead i dumped it in the river from a bridge. I decided to destroy my bike than give it away to an idiot. I then went out and bought a new bike.

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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,599
    I can think of much better words than fool.

    Selfish spazwangle maybe?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • larkimlarkim Posts: 2,474
    There's a bike recycling project in my local town which uses the workshop to provide work opportunities whilst they bring bikes back to life, and then sell them at a low cost into the local community to increase cycling. Seems like the equivalent of carrying a donor card, rather than sending the body up as an offering on a pyre.
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    2011 Specialized Hardrock Sport Disc (son #4s)
    2013 Decathlon Triban 3 (red) (mine)
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    2018 Voodoo Bizango (mine)
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  • CitizenLeeCitizenLee Posts: 2,227
    My "Sold Items" page on Pinkbike read likes an obituary for all my old bikes.

    Sounds like the OP is speaking isht here though, or just a dumbass.
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