wednesday it's ba, it's delayed

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    So it wasn't Masterchef she was pining for, it was Mastercat.
    The cat that has adopted us has come in with a wonky tail. It's badly damaged near the base and won't let me near it.

    That's one awful flounce from MF.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Indeed, she's walking about dragging her backside along the ground and making funny noises.

    He'll be back soon. I'll send Gwynfor around, with hammers and a box of matches.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Send him the Edwyn's Emporium Catalogue (1953). It will make good fire lighting paper.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Everyone (well except you lot) have arrived/will be arriving in Portugal today - invasion of the kith n kin, see you in a week, if I survive :D

    Is it fish and family that should only stay in your house for three days?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    team47b wrote:
    Everyone (well except you lot) have arrived/will be arriving in Portugal today - invasion of the kith n kin, see you in a week, if I survive :D

    Is it fish and family that should only stay in your house for three days?

    Yep.

    Why not delegate jobs. Sort of rent payment?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    team47b wrote:
    Is it fish and family that should only stay in your house for three days?

    Agree, mother in law has been here for three days
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    TLW1 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Is it fish and family that should only stay in your house for three days?

    Agree, mother in law has been here for three days

    Lime pit?
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    seanoconn wrote:
    Sex starved this week as the Missus isn't back until Saturday. Still I've saved on wine so might splash out on a £6 bottle on her return.

    Just finishing pimping my son's water pistol..

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    Nice work shady,sort of thing i like doing
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    Pinno wrote:
    That's one awful flounce from MF.

    was it a flounce? seemed pretty limp wristed, though that's probably due to him becoming a clubist

    next thing he'll be going beardie, wearing tweed and long woolen socks
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Plus fours I tell ya.

    Got a wrap on the knuckles for apparently trolling. It was just a load of silliness and nothing offensive - unless you have no sense of humour.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Is it three strikes or something?
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Only if your a miner
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Dunno. Maybe it's like the sin bin or points on your license - 3 years and it's clean.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Coal not dole.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Dunno. Maybe it's like the sin bin or points on your license - 3 years and it's clean.
    Unfairly dealt if you ask me.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Michael Jackson allegedly liked minors.

    Jimmy Saville targeted minors.

    Maggie liked shagging miners.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Coal not dole.
    That's one of my favourite runs at Bike Park Wales that is.
    https://www.bikeparkwales.com/trail-details.asp?id=30
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Slowmart wrote:
    Michael Jackson allegedly liked minors.

    Jimmy Saville targeted minors.

    Maggie liked shagging miners.

    Remember that bumper sticker?:

    The Yanks have got Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Stevie wonder.
    We've got Maggie Thatcher, no hope, no cash and no bloody wonder.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    lol i don't remember that one Pinno but i laughed
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Michael Jackson allegedly liked minors.

    Jimmy Saville targeted minors.

    Maggie liked shagging miners.

    Remember that bumper sticker?:

    The Yanks have got Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Stevie wonder.
    We've got Maggie Thatcher, no hope, no cash and no bloody wonder.
    I don't believe that. Lefties didn't own cars big enough to fit a bumper sticker with all that on it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    No, I don't remember that one. Remember "Ynni Niwcliar. Dim diolch"?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    No, I don't remember that one. Remember "Ynni Niwcliar. Dim diolch"?
    I remember:
    'Going skiing (Spending the Kids Inheritance)' and
    'If you can read this you're to f***ing close' and
    'How's my driving? Phone 0800-f*** off'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    No, I don't remember that one. Remember "Ynni Niwcliar. Dim diolch"?

    No but I do remember this flyer that was getting banded about on the south coast:

    "Thank you for parking so close. Next time, please lave a f*cking tin opener so that I can get my car out".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    No, I don't remember that one. Remember "Ynni Niwcliar. Dim diolch"?
    I remember:
    'Going skiing (Spending the Kids Inheritance)' and
    'If you can read this you're to f***ing close' and
    'How's my driving? Phone 0800-f*** off'

    On that subject, some comedian said that there's no way his kids are living at home into their late 20's and said that as soon as they were all 18, he was buying a bungalow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    No, I don't remember that one. Remember "Ynni Niwcliar. Dim diolch"?
    I remember:
    'Going skiing (Spending the Kids Inheritance)' and
    'If you can read this you're to f***ing close' and
    'How's my driving? Phone 0800-f*** off'

    On that subject, some comedian said that there's no way his kids are living at home into their late 20's and said that as soon as they were all 18, he was buying a bungalow.
    Sounds like a stan boardman joke
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    crumbschief wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Sex starved this week as the Missus isn't back until Saturday. Still I've saved on wine so might splash out on a £6 bottle on her return.

    Just finishing pimping my son's water pistol..

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    Nice work shady,sort of thing i like doing
    I was a bit impatient with the coats so ended up with runs. Post a pic of your thing chief.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    sungod wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That's one awful flounce from MF.

    was it a flounce? seemed pretty limp wristed, though that's probably due to him becoming a clubist
    If he's had a slap wrist it will be because someone has complained, probably more than one. Josh doesn't have time to go looking for trouble as some used to and his tolerance levels are more normal.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Veronese68 wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    That's one awful flounce from MF.

    was it a flounce? seemed pretty limp wristed, though that's probably due to him becoming a clubist
    If he's had a slap wrist it will be because someone has complained, probably more than one. Josh doesn't have time to go looking for trouble as some used to and his tolerance levels are more normal.
    Who used to go looking for trouble who who?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    But there was nothing Troll like about them. It was just a load of nonsense. There are some actual insults on that thread and they are still on it. OP was just lazy. I found loads of info in about five seconds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    But there was nothing Troll like about them. It was just a load of nonsense. There are some actual insults on that thread and they are still on it. OP was just lazy. I found loads of info in about five seconds.

    The sports direct quip was a troll but it's still there. Yep, andcp pointed him in the direction of google and there was a reference to the retro bike website. What does the Op want?
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