It's Thursday again. Who's been to Malta?

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Some of this lot must be shyte if Ive never even heard of them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.

    I seem to have posted that without typing.
    Shite, all of 'em!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    So only one person, other than me, has been to Malta then?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Garry H wrote:
    So only one person, other than me, has been to Malta then?

    The bloke who stole Sean's shades?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    Who's Malta is this country?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Garry H wrote:
    So only one person, other than me, has been to Malta then?
    I went yonks ago and am not going back.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.
    An odd consensus has broken out in BB...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.
    An odd consensus has broken out in BB...

    It's not on I tell you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.
    An odd consensus has broken out in BB...

    It's not on I tell you.
    Its OK, we'll be back to slagging each other off tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.
    An odd consensus has broken out in BB...

    It's not on I tell you.
    Its OK, we'll be back to slagging each other off tomorrow.

    W@nker!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    So only one person, other than me, has been to Malta then?
    I went yonks ago and am not going back.
    That's the concensus so far.

    Sungod stole sean's shades? Who knew!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    I bet Seano is hopping mad. Well done SG.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Its OK, we'll be back to slagging each other off tomorrow.

    W@nker!

    There's consensus on that one too.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,457
    Pinno wrote:
    I bet Seano is hopping mad. Well done SG.

    then i sent them to mf to help our boys and girls in sunny climes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    James Corden - fat w@nker
    Alan Partridge - completely unfunny.
    Keith Lemmon - should be taken out the back and shot.


    Frickin' can't stand Corden. What a bell end.

    We actually had quite an animated discussion about this at work the other day. Consensus was garnered to the conclusion that yes, he is a total bell end.

    As an aside, his sister used to be well fit and was once sacked from her job at Sainsbury's for giving a colleague a blowie on a coach at 2 in the afternoon on a works outing.

    Now she's just a fat munter as well.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,774
    6 pages of shite in one day, you've out done yourselves boys.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    6 pages of shite in one day, you've out done yourselves boys.

    Put this one to bed: Who stole your shades in Malta?
  • weezyswiss
    weezyswiss Posts: 123
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!

    The roads had melted when I was there.

    In the north, Ramla Bay. Cheap last minute for me and the burrd (now wife). Wasn't cheap enough. Food there was the worst I've ever tasted.

    Edit. I do the place a slight injustice. The local beer was quite good if I recall.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Its OK, we'll be back to slagging each other off tomorrow.

    W@nker!

    There's consensus on that one too.
    Damn, beat me to it :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • weezyswiss
    weezyswiss Posts: 123
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!

    The roads had melted when I was there.

    In the north, Ramla Bay. Cheap last minute for me and the burrd (now wife). Wasn't cheap enough. Food there was the worst I've ever tasted.

    Edit. I do the place a slight injustice. The local beer was quite good if I recall.

    Kind of like UK. If you know the right places food is good (you need locals to show you the good back street places :))

    Roads are full of pot holes, drivers are slightly mental.

    Beer is OK (not the best), but people are very friendly. Some aspects expensive, some cheap (all day bus pass for anywhere on the island = €1.5)
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!

    The roads had melted when I was there.

    In the north, Ramla Bay. Cheap last minute for me and the burrd (now wife). Wasn't cheap enough. Food there was the worst I've ever tasted.

    Edit. I do the place a slight injustice. The local beer was quite good if I recall.

    Kind of like UK. If you know the right places food is good (you need locals to show you the good back street places :))

    Roads are full of pot holes, drivers are slightly mental.

    Beer is OK (not the best), but people are very friendly. Some aspects expensive, some cheap (all day bus pass for anywhere on the island = €1.5)
    Must have something good about it. Bloke form the post room over here has been going there for over twenty years, stays in the same place an all. Gyozo seemed nice
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!

    The roads had melted when I was there.

    In the north, Ramla Bay. Cheap last minute for me and the burrd (now wife). Wasn't cheap enough. Food there was the worst I've ever tasted.

    Edit. I do the place a slight injustice. The local beer was quite good if I recall.

    Kind of like UK. If you know the right places food is good (you need locals to show you the good back street places :))

    Roads are full of pot holes, drivers are slightly mental.

    Beer is OK (not the best), but people are very friendly. Some aspects expensive, some cheap (all day bus pass for anywhere on the island = €1.5)

    I'm sorry, it I'm not going on holibobs somewhere fairly (well, tbh it sounds really) rubbish just because it's got a cheap local bus so I can mingle with the local peasants.

    We can tell you're not Judith Chalmers.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    I've been, several times as I have a technical office out there in Gzira (just close by Valletta). Lovely place to go for a few days.

    Would never ever ride out there though on the road. Jeez, random acts of driving !!

    The roads had melted when I was there.

    In the north, Ramla Bay. Cheap last minute for me and the burrd (now wife). Wasn't cheap enough. Food there was the worst I've ever tasted.

    Edit. I do the place a slight injustice. The local beer was quite good if I recall.

    Kind of like UK. If you know the right places food is good (you need locals to show you the good back street places :))

    Roads are full of pot holes, drivers are slightly mental.

    Beer is OK (not the best), but people are very friendly. Some aspects expensive, some cheap (all day bus pass for anywhere on the island = €1.5)

    I'm sorry, it I'm not going on holibobs somewhere fairly (well, tbh it sounds really) rubbish just because it's got a cheap local bus so I can mingle with the local peasants.

    We can tell you're not Judith Chalmers.

    Judith Chalmers "An arse like two boiled eggs in a hanky". Can't remember who said that.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,579
    Garry H wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    We can tell you're not Judith Chalmers.

    Judith Chalmers "An ars* like two boiled eggs in a hanky". Can't remember who said that.

    Nah, that was a reference to Anneka Rice.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    WeezySwiss wrote:
    We can tell you're not Judith Chalmers.

    Judith Chalmers "An ars* like two boiled eggs in a hanky". Can't remember who said that.

    Nah, that was a reference to Anneka Rice.

    Ahhh, yes, you're right. Makes perfect sense now. Didn't make any previously.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Anneka Rice to allow Annabelle Croft to fill our television screens.

    A young Annabelle Croft. Now I'd smash her helicopter doors in.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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