It's Thursday again. Who's been to Malta?

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?

    Me neither. I thought it was a cover for selling russian brides.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Where's Matthew off to now? He's not gone wandering off to give "advice" has he?

    Nah - can't be bothered with trying to learn them stuff anymore.

    Watching Mock the Week and drinking beer.

    Ere - what's with this UK based work stuff? haven't de Militry got work for you?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?

    Me neither. I thought it was a cover for selling russian brides.

    Remember Tomothy Spall's Russian bride in Auf Wiedersehen pet?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?

    No? Whatever floats yer boat.

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?

    Me neither. I thought it was a cover for selling russian brides.

    Remember Tomothy Spall's Russian bride in Auf Wiedersehen pet?

    Tatiana
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Svetlana-Krivelyova.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    sex wax

    That's more random than 'wedding in Sheffield'.

    I was still going with the ski hot bunny thing that i must visit sometime
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Svetlana-Krivelyova.jpg

    She could give GazH's mate a handjob of all handjobs.
    Mind you, dusting her hands with chalk dust first would be a bit off putting.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Svetlana-Krivelyova.jpg


    Yeah excellent telly. Funnily enough, I watched a couple of episodes last week. :D
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    She could do better and chuck hand job bloke through the window plus 50 yards.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Svetlana-Krivelyova.jpg

    She could give GazH's mate a handjob of all handjobs.
    Mind you, dusting her hands with chalk dust first would be a bit off putting.
    I don't actually know who was in the cubicle.

    That'bird' has nice eyes.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Yeah excellent telly. Funnily enough, I watched a couple of episodes last week. :D

    Pull out the box set of Kung Fu Grasshopper if you get bored.

    I bet you do Gazza.You got a kick out of it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Garry H wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Svetlana-Krivelyova.jpg

    She could give GazH's mate a handjob of all handjobs.
    Mind you, dusting her hands with chalk dust first would be a bit off putting.
    I don't actually know who was in the cubicle.

    That'bird' has hairy bollox.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Tatiana - that's the one. They don't make TV like that anymore.

    More Russian brides:

    Yeah excellent telly. Funnily enough, I watched a couple of episodes last week. :D

    Pull out the box set of Kung Fu Grasshopper if you get bored.

    I bet you do Gazza.You got a kick out of it.

    A kick out of what? Kung Fu?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    You could have had some serious fun.

    "If you come out now, i'll know who you are and I'm not going anywhere".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    They all look like Russians
    I dont see a problem with that?

    Me neither. I thought it was a cover for selling russian brides.

    Remember Tomothy Spall's Russian bride in Auf Wiedersehen pet?
    Or Ivanka from Little Britain

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.

    Me neither.
    As funny as piles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.


    This. It were shyyyt.

    I remember watching Dodgeball while massively, massively sleep deprived one night. It turned it from yeah, pretty funny to the best thing in the world ever.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    £3k ?!?!

    Tried: "Ownersdirect"?

    They do lots abroad:
    https://www.ownersdirect.co.uk/?k_click ... 0wod4CYDnQ
    More like ski-bunnies dot com


    Stuff that - they are trying to sell a bird with no face.

    http://www.ski-bunnies.com/ivana.html

    No one wants a burd with no face. And we know she's got no face and isn't just pixelated because because she hasn't got "SF soldier" or "criminal" in her bio.

    I'd deffo want a refund if she turned at at MF ski crib.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    You go to wales more than I do! To Llandewibrefi in fact, "downhilling". I'll spare you the obvious joke there...

    Catherine Tate, she were shite'n all.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    You go to wales more than I do! To Llandewibrefi in fact, "downhilling". I'll spare you the obvious joke there...

    Catherine Tate, she were shite'n all.
    Some of you lot are always saying how keen you are on 'uphilling'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    You go to wales more than I do! To Llandewibrefi in fact, "downhilling". I'll spare you the obvious joke there...

    Catherine Tate, she were shite'n all.

    What do you mean 'were'? Has she died?
    As far as I know she still is.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Talking f unfunny people: Milton Jones.

    Now he could do with a kicking.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    You go to wales more than I do! To Llandewibrefi in fact, "downhilling". I'll spare you the obvious joke there...

    Catherine Tate, she were shite'n all.
    Some of you lot are always saying how keen you are on 'uphilling'.

    That was the obvious joke.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Talking f unfunny people: Milton Jones.

    Now he could do with a kicking.

    I'll see your Milton Jones and raise you Keith Lemon
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Never found little Britain in the slightest bit funny.
    Not even Garry's alter ego?
    You go to wales more than I do! To Llandewibrefi in fact, "downhilling". I'll spare you the obvious joke there...

    Catherine Tate, she were shite'n all.

    What do you mean 'were'? Has she died?
    As far as I know she still is.
    f

    I were torkin yorkshire, lad.

    She's still shite.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Talking f unfunny people: Milton Jones.

    Now he could do with a kicking.

    I'll see your Milton Jones and raise you Keith Lemon

    Good call that man. Bang tidy in fact......I take your crap comedians and raise you Lauren Laverne and Mary Anne Hobbs, the Queen and Princess of crap disc jockeys.

    Now if only an errant razor sharp cd would see both of them off.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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