tuesday i've just picked up a fault in the ae35 unit
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Matthewfalle wrote:Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:SloppySchleckonds wrote:Step83 wrote:
So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.
Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.
Yup - me and bambino have just had scrambled egg with spinach in, washed down with moka pot coffee.
Bring it on world and non potential war with With Spain.
Ironic considering where I work.
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Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.Veronese68 wrote:One of my customers just emailed to say his ankle hurts and he's thinking of having it replaced with a pirate's peg. I don't think he will take the peg from a pirate, more that he will have a peg in a pirate style. No mention of parrots or eye patches.
He could do it on the cheap with an upturned mule post I guess0 -
Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:SloppySchleckonds wrote:Step83 wrote:
So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.
Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.
Yup - me and bambino have just had scrambled egg with spinach in, washed down with moka pot coffee.
Bring it on world and non potential war with With Spain.
Ironic considering where I work.
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Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
Shell? The petrol people?
I thought they were German?
Well, blow me mainsail towards the horizon, everyday is a learning day......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Step83 wrote:
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
Shell?
I thought they were German?
Well, blow me mainsail towards the horizon, everyday is a learning day......
Nope, its a Spanish bank.
Shells logo is a shell, not a flame0 -
Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Step83 wrote:
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
Shell?
I thought they were German?
Well, blow me mainsail towards the horizon, everyday is a learning day......
Nope, its a Spanish bank.
Shells logo is a shell, not a flame
Not in MF's world it isn't.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Step83 wrote:
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
Shell?
I thought they were German?
Well, blow me mainsail towards the horizon, everyday is a learning day......
Nope, its a Spanish bank.
Shells logo is a shell, not a flame
Shell is a Spanish bank? Well dance the hempen and spoil the cackle fruit.
How come I buy can buy petrol from there then?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Small world, I work very close to said Spanish banks head office. Quite handy as they have cash points.Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Small world, I work very close to said Spanish banks head office. Quite handy as they have cash points.Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
They have cash points and petrol pumps? Sounds a whizzo place to work.
Got any jobs going? I've got loads of transferable skills. I'll be perfect for your personnel/training people bit.
When would I start? Could I work from home?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Send me your CV...Matthewfalle wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Small world, I work very close to said Spanish banks head office. Quite handy as they have cash points.Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
They have cash points and petrol pumps? Sounds a whizzo place to work.
Got any jobs going? I've got loads of transferable skills. I'll be perfect for your personnel/training people bit.
When would I start? Could I work from home?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Do you for Shell as well Stevo?
Aaahhh - I get it now: discounted petrol so you can afford to run the new car.
Mizzen me midships and powder my monkeys that showing cleverness.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Have just typed up my cv: only says one word:
Hero.
Can I have some free petrol now?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Small world, I work very close to said Spanish banks head office. Quite handy as they have cash points.Step83 wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Why and where do you work?
HO for a company whos logo looks like a flame, shares its name with a part of spain, company colour is red an sponsors bike hire in some places.
I do feel like im outnumbered by Spaniard's so if it did all kick off, I'd be better off calling in sick.
May not be the same site, I'm mainly in milton keynes an my sites devoid of customer ATMS, occasionally get sent to far flung places such as Leicester and London, London certainly has nice cash points though. Not seen any pumps just some fancy mains plugs for cars which wont make MF happy0 -
I avoid employing unlucky people by binning half of the CVs I get before reading them. I think yours was one of them.Matthewfalle wrote:Have just typed up my cv: only says one word:
Hero.
Can I have some free petrol now?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
I avoid employing unlucky people by binning half of the CVs I get before reading them. I think yours was one of them.Matthewfalle wrote:Have just typed up my cv: only says one word:
Hero.
Can I have some free petrol now?
Oh. Now that's not nice. I can imagine the daily mail headline now: Fascist bins hero.
Joanna Lumbley will be on your case quicker than you can say "free plastic bags from supermarkets for all"Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
You can work for me. Can you count?0
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If I have to go past 20 then no.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
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right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
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Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
You mean you don't take her out with you when you go cycling!?I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
I'm already a pariah so this will just enhance my reputationMatthewfalle wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
I avoid employing unlucky people by binning half of the CVs I get before reading them. I think yours was one of them.Matthewfalle wrote:Have just typed up my cv: only says one word:
Hero.
Can I have some free petrol now?
Oh. Now that's not nice. I can imagine the daily mail headline now: Fascist bins hero.
Joanna Lumbley will be on your case quicker than you can say "free plastic bags from supermarkets for all"
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
SloppySchleckonds wrote:Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
You mean you don't take her out with you when you go cycling!?
I do sometimes. Just not when I'm sat in the house, watching repeats of races.0 -
Cool, somebody's started another sportive thread "Cardiff Roubaix".0
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Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
Do I get free petrol like Stevo and that other bloke who works for Shell?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
Do I get free petrol like Stevo and that other bloke who works for Shell?
No. You have to cycle in. Secure underground parking though.
Is it ok for cats to eat daisies?0 -
What can I buy next?0
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Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:right - and how long before our ridiculousness got the entire place shut down?
Or would you be all stern and strict with me and have a quiet word on day one and say things like "right, all that other stuff stays on Br, here I'm your boss and a very serious man"?
Could I wear a lab coat, glasses, slick my hair down and carry a clipboard? Like an administrative Alan Statham?
As long as you wear a shirt with a collar, you'll be fine. No need for a tie.
I was watching PR just now just and my five year old daughter said to me "Daddy, why don't you do cycling, instead of just watching it?"
Ouch
Do I get free petrol like Stevo and that other bloke who works for Shell?
No. You have to cycle in. Secure underground parking though.
Is it ok for cats to eat daisies?
She's got worms.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
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What front light?
When did you worm her?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Exposure Trace.
About six weeks ago. Wouls make sense actually, she eats like a bastard.0
