tuesday i've just picked up a fault in the ae35 unit

sungod

'ning

gym, cafes and webexes

meh

Garry H

Coffee

Work

Home

tlw1

Tea, wfh, lawns and a run

Def no pub as the wife made me go last night

slowmart

Mundane desk jockeying, peruse a few job choices and later will be a hard effort during a club ride tonight.

I'm never losing my fitness over winter again.

seanoconn

"Open the pod bay doors Hal."

Morning all, party at mine! The missus is in Poland for two weeks (she promised she'd come back) I wish she wouldn't leave the house spotless before she leaves, makes it impossible to hide evidence of my sloth.

Matthewfalle

Still on holibobs, so chilled out morning with bambino, not sure what we're going to do. Maybe take him out on his bi-cycle if the rain holds off.

Matthewfalle

Everyone just stop what they are doing, get some real coffee on the go and prepare to be enthralled for the next 1 hour 15:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5sc2utvTY

Really really good viewing.

step83

Morning, veritable Tempête de merde today at work new policy's come into effect where by the minions who struggle to tell the difference between a potato and cactus can now send us what ever they like without trying to fix it, sly way to demote us I reckon.

Also more pressing is they are removing the coffee machine, heathens! According to the sign a new healthy alternative is going to be installed. So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.

Only plus side today my power steering seems to have fixed its self but driving through a pothole, who said council cutbacks don't help!

sloppyschleckonds

Step83 wrote:

So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.

Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.

Matthewfalle

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Step83 wrote:

So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.

Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.

Yup - me and bambino have just had scrambled egg with spinach in, washed down with moka pot coffee.

Bring it on world and non potential war with With Spain.

pinno

Herro evelybody peeps

Quiet in here innit?

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.
Stevo must be sweating over EoY figure fudging.
Flan the Jan must sweating over local council cuts.
HD must be sweating over year end deadline outcomes.
Oxoman is sweating stock.

Me dunno me. Dry stane dyking yesterday has left me fooked a little.

Laters.

veronese68

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

tlw1

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Matthewfalle

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Finger bum?

seanoconn

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

step83

Matthewfalle wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Step83 wrote:

So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.

Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.

Yup - me and bambino have just had scrambled egg with spinach in, washed down with moka pot coffee.

Bring it on world and non potential war with With Spain.

Ironic considering where I work.

Ill rephrase the smoothie, Lettuce and cucumber of some other vile concoction. Someone brought a green smoothie into work, in all honesty it looked like he had been scooping pond scum.

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

I don't think it's cider he is going to be tasting in Poland

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

I don't think it's cider he is going to be tasting in Poland

Fish?

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

Herro evelybody peeps

Quiet in here innit?

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.
Stevo must be sweating over EoY figure fudging.
Flan the Jan must sweating over local council cuts.
HD must be sweating over year end deadline outcomes.
Oxoman is sweating stock.

Me dunno me. Dry stane dyking yesterday has left me fooked a little.

Laters.

I'm already working on this years fudges Minions are busy reporting last years fudges.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

I don't think it's cider he is going to be tasting in Poland

Fish?

And brown sauce?

slowmart

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

It's a wonder Stevo, Farage or James "I'm a cunt" Dyson haven't pointed to the fact that in a post Brexit Britain foreigners will still do anything for a British passport....

Matthewfalle

Step83 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

SloppySchleckonds wrote:

Step83 wrote:

So no doubt some lettuce an spinach smoothie maker for the health yuppies.

Do not underestimate the benefit of those two foods.

Yup - me and bambino have just had scrambled egg with spinach in, washed down with moka pot coffee.

Bring it on world and non potential war with With Spain.

Ironic considering where I work.

.

Why and where do you work?

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

I don't think it's cider he is going to be tasting in Poland

Fish?

And brown sauce?

He met some burd online.

He's going to met at the airport by the burd and her two huge burly "brothers", escorted to the nearest cash point, hand over all his cash, get bummed and dumped in a shirt part of some industrial estate outside Warsaw.

Then he'll be back here saying how great it was. Especially the finger bum.

sloppyschleckonds

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pinno wrote:

VN can't be actually working surely? Maybe he's burnt his only typing finger when dunking a biscuit.

Unfortunately work has been a major feature of this morning. No dunking this morning, wrong type of biscuit. My body clock is confused as I was out last night so I have a mild Thursday hangover on a Tuesday. It's going to make the latter part of the week seem very long.
So, who else is going to Seano's party?

I can't go, as I'm in Poland for a couple of weeks with a bird I met online

Have you tasted the cider in Poland!?

I don't think it's cider he is going to be tasting in Poland

Fish?

And brown sauce?

He met some burd online.

He's going to met at the airport by the burd and her two huge burly "brothers", escorted to the nearest cash point, hand over all his cash, get bummed and dumped in a shirt part of some industrial estate outside Warsaw.

Then he'll be back here saying how great it was. Especially the finger bum.

Dont knock it until you've tried it

Matthewfalle

It's only gay if you kiss.

Matthewfalle

As an aside, I have just decided that today I am going to post as if I am a pirate, me fellas (although that did sound like I was from Brizzle).

Shiver me timbers, they are still parleying about riding their bikes on the land .....

sungod

arrr, ye'll be a son of a biscuit eater i wager, no pirate until ye be goin' on the account for a swaggy to 'vail yersel' o' them doubloons

Matthewfalle

Those doubloons be the the property of Mary of Penzance and I'll claim the booty of any buccaneer that deems otherwise.

veronese68

One of my customers just emailed to say his ankle hurts and he's thinking of having it replaced with a pirate's peg. I don't think he will take the peg from a pirate, more that he will have a peg in a pirate style. No mention of parrots or eye patches.

Matthewfalle

Avast ye!!!!!!!

TDSdWOF is on the goggle box.

There will be a black spot on any freebooters who dare to heave ho to her me hearties!

veronese68

This tickled me:

First Aspect wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Well, me hearties, it's all about the background ....

Have you taken up sailing recently?