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With jam 'n' cream.
It were lush.0 -
Did you get a Tattoo?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Ballysmate wrote:With jam 'n' cream.
It were lush.
Now, is it jam first?0 -
Jam first on skɒn
Cream first on skoʊn0 -
Get yourself over to Cake Stop and post a cartoonBallysmate wrote:Hello. my name's Bally and I'm a postaholic. It has been 7 days since my last post...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
A very secretive global technology organisation based in the Kingdom of Far Far Awayhomers double wrote:So go on Stevo, who or what do you actually work for?
Saving millions by restructuring something infers a huge company, possibly on a par with sungods.
It's pretty big but I doubt its on the scale of Global Megacorp. Used to be Fortune 500 until they screwed up."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Garry H wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Garry H wrote:Yay! First commute home without big lights since octoberish. I TOTALLY smashed it.
(Crying fat boy resigned)
Where's tubby going?
Nowhere. He's looking for options outwith banking. Got anything for him?
Hmmmm, not really. What's he going to do? Anything going in your neck of the woods?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:
Hmmmm, not really. What's he going to do? Anything going in your neck of the woods?
Mail room or something maybe. Is that stressful? He doesn't do stress, like at all like, or any amount of pressure. Or more than one type of task in any seven hour period.0 -
building facilities - his niche role.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
sounds more like a fit for corporate hrmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Sanitation utilities and resource procurement* management officer?
*Bog roll.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Personnel department probably is a good call actually - do him a world of good (karma points) and saves you lot having to recruit an admin pleb for the personnel department.
They never will be HR in my book - they are the personnel department. We have "combat HR specialists". They have special razor sharp pens and pencils. About as combat as my 11 year old daughter.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
It was a name change by egotistical plebs who work in personnel to try and make them selves more important than they are.
You work in personnel.
You tell me how many holidays a year I can have, what my measly wage is and where my pension is held.
After I get the job you turn from being nice to being really rude.
You not in HR - you work in personnel.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I was in the Waste Management Bizness and don't you forget it.
(If you do, the boys will have to pay you a little visit. They might bring you a bunch of flowers).seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I have access to gats and a friend with a pig farm.
Your call.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
And by gats, I mean a few 50 cals.
Still your call.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Just be careful of the Soup.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Martin McGuinness used to eat soup and now he's deid.
Just sayin' like ........Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Pinno wrote:Just be careful of the Soup.
Hang on a bleedin' second - how did you (bizarrely and truly) know that I was just finishing off the brodo from my tortellini?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Pinno wrote:I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.
Always had you down as an engineery type.0 -
Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.
Always had you down as an engineery type.
Oh don't go mentioning HRM around here - all those clubbies and cycling computer games players will come rushing across and start talking about the watts they've saved when they bought their new socks from Rapha and didn't mind getting ripped off before Cav and G and Peter Sutcliffe wears them and their fuckaton levels and how they went really fast on their clubbie ride with their dulllll clubbie mates and how glucose in your nose is worth a cannula full of EPO in the bush and so on and so on and so on and infinitum.......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.
Always had you down as an engineery type.
I am. I also have a diploma in mechanical and civil engineering.
I never got to Loughborough. That was my plan. Discovered wine, women and song at a critical period in my life and the rest, as they say is history.
We're both skulking wasters at heart.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Just be careful of the Soup.
Hang on a bleedin' second - how did you (bizarrely and truly) know that I was just finishing off the brodo from my tortellini?
If you have a bin collected at your house from Boston to Bodmin to Bogotá... It's because I am in the bizness.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I used to have a gat. .177 calibre air pistol. We used to run around the local slate quarries shooting each other. That was in Wales though. Haven't come across any of that since moving to Scotland.0
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Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.
Always had you down as an engineery type.
I am. I also have a diploma in mechanical and civil engineering.
I never got to Loughborough. That was my plan. Discovered wine, women and song at a critical period in my life and the rest, as they say is history.
We're both skulking wasters at heart.
And proud of it
Can't be arsed getting an honourable career, like what MF has got.0 -
Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:I have a degree in HRM. HRM barely exists in the UK.
Proper HR is a thing above. Unfortunately, HR has been given a bad name. HR is just a name change that sounds better then 'Personnel'. There's no paradigm shift in mentality, culture or organisational structure.
Always had you down as an engineery type.
I am. I also have a diploma in mechanical and civil engineering.
I never got to Loughborough. That was my plan. Discovered wine, women and song at a critical period in my life and the rest, as they say is history.
We're both skulking wasters at heart.
And proud of it
Can't be arsed getting an honourable career, like what MF has got.
Yep but it's turned him into a complete and utter nut job. We love him really but still.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
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I think it's pricey for what it is.
Let me do some research...
Standard size starts at 8 x 4, not 7 x 5 (unless you are in Wales).seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
