Gazza H and Pinno's top life tips
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I need a new garden shed 5'x7', wooden. Any suggestions, or does it not matter?0
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Garry H wrote:I need a new garden shed 5'x7', wooden. Any suggestions, or does it not matter?
Sheds Direct. but don't get a 5 x 7. It's a non functional storage size beyond the finite storage space. A 12 x 8 at a cost of £400 plus £150 on some decent decking for the floor and glass instead for the flimsy faux perspex they supply with it will make you sing and dance like you really are from the Valley's.
Then it becomes more than a shed: a man cave. An N+1 device with 4 windows and space for a roller/turbo trainer and room for the bike work stand.
Embellish it at a later date when you are flush with some sheething ply to cover the Cetolex/kingspan that you put between the frame work and install a wood burner. Add a lean to at the back in the lee of the prevailing winds and you also create a wood store.
Something along the lines of this artist's shed that I revamped and brought up to functional standard. Replete with saw dust burner, varnished work surfaces and wood lathe:
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Slowmart wrote:Or club riders
Strange really when this is a cycling forum.
What's that got to do with being a bi-cyclist?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Garry H wrote:MF will sort you out for the piece of wood, if you don't already own one.
Ooooh, I've got a lovely bit of wood for you here my son. Do you a special deal on it. I'll even throw in some rusty screws and an old cannula I found down the back of the couch.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Cannula?! Oh yes, of course - for blood transfusions and EPO. Silly me.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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As if ...........
.......... Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
With all due respect MF: f*ck off. After all, your're self-sufficient and quite capable of taking care of yourself. There are some very needy individuals out there who are in desperate need of our top tips.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I'm a ginger git from Scotland and haven't worked a day in my 50 years and I spend my child support, disability, housing, unemployment benefit on Buckie's and sky and I hear if I vote SNP they will increase my benefits?
Is that true?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. Equally I've just forked a bundle of cash to some ex employees and their pension scheme so I don't want to spend anymore money. You know how much three yachts cost to run?
Anyway I digress. Any top tips for rehabilitating me and mrs? Cheques in the post, I love you and no darling I won't *** in your mouth. ( this is cakestop after all)“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Slowmart wrote:I'm a ginger git from Scotland and haven't worked a day in my 50 years and I spend my child support, disability, housing, unemployment benefit on Buckie's and sky and I hear if I vote SNP they will increase my benefits?
Is that true?
Just email her and speak to her directly:
n.sturgeon@scotparliament.co.uk
I'm sure she would be very happy to confirm your beliefs.
Yours
A Salmond.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Slowmart wrote:Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. Equally I've just forked a bundle of cash to some ex employees and their pension scheme so I don't want to spend anymore money. You know how much three yachts cost to run?
Do a charity bike ride and follow it up with a slot on that Piers Morgan show. Make sure he uses lots of words like 'neglected as a child' and 'abused by his step dad'. That should do the trick.
As for the Mrs, buy less expensive yacht polish for a couple of weeks and treat her to some plastic surgery for her Vag followed by a week in Bermuda to recuperate.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Slowmart wrote:Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. Equally I've just forked a bundle of cash to some ex employees and their pension scheme so I don't want to spend anymore money. You know how much three yachts cost to run?
Do a charity bike ride and follow it up with a slot on that Piers Morgan show. Make sure he uses lots of words like 'neglected as a child' and 'abused by his step dad'. That should do the trick.
As for the Mrs, buy less expensive yacht polish for a couple of weeks and treat her to some plastic surgery for her Vag followed by a week in Bermuda to recuperate.
But, whatever you do, don't forget to kick that tw4t Morgan in the balls before you leave the studio. I wouldn't usually condone violence but would make an exception in his case. Indeed, if somebody could do the same to you before you leave, that would be OK as well.Cannondale Synapse Carbon Ultegra
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ayjaycee wrote:Pinno wrote:Slowmart wrote:Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. Equally I've just forked a bundle of cash to some ex employees and their pension scheme so I don't want to spend anymore money. You know how much three yachts cost to run?
Do a charity bike ride and follow it up with a slot on that Piers Morgan show. Make sure he uses lots of words like 'neglected as a child' and 'abused by his step dad'. That should do the trick.
As for the Mrs, buy less expensive yacht polish for a couple of weeks and treat her to some plastic surgery for her Vag followed by a week in Bermuda to recuperate.
But, whatever you do, don't forget to kick that tw4t Morgan in the balls before you leave the studio. I wouldn't usually condone violence but would make an exception in his case. Indeed, if somebody could do the same to you before you leave, that would be OK as well.
Ah yes, The definition of 'countryside'....
....killing Piers Morgan.
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I never knew things were that bad for you on this forumSlowmart wrote:Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
'Should we get divorced to cut our stamp duty bill?'0
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orraloon wrote:'Should we get divorced to cut our stamp duty bill?'
Weigh up the difference between the benefits of the married persons tax allowance and the stamp duty first.
However, if there's more to it than that, Gazza has a large store of pharmaceutical products to suit every requirement.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I actually care what Annalise or Analyze from "Neighbours" look like now, but am too ashamed to click the link. What to do?
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
SecretSam wrote:I actually care what Annalise or Analyze from "Neighbours" look like now, but am too ashamed to click the link. What to do?
I really don't know how to break it you gently but that's quite troubling. In fact any man who hankers after a pneumatic doll with an Australian accent with an IQ of 53 is in terrible condition. At least her name isn't Charlene, Windowlene or Broline. I think you need some form of mind bleach. My best suggestion is to buy a blow up doll aimed at the Polish market: black hair, black eyes or even an English rose - a Doll called Ethel perhaps.
Failing that, Gazza has a large store of pharmaceutical products to suit every requirement.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:I need a new garden shed 5'x7', wooden. Any suggestions, or does it not matter?
Sheds Direct. but don't get a 5 x 7. It's a non functional storage size beyond the finite storage space. A 12 x 8 at a cost of £400 plus £150 on some decent decking for the floor and glass instead for the flimsy faux perspex they supply with it will make you sing and dance like you really are from the Valley's.
Then it becomes more than a shed: a man cave. An N+1 device with 4 windows and space for a roller/turbo trainer and room for the bike work stand.
Embellish it at a later date when you are flush with some sheething ply to cover the Cetolex/kingspan that you put between the frame work and install a wood burner. Add a lean to at the back in the lee of the prevailing winds and you also create a wood store.
Something along the lines of this artist's shed that I revamped and brought up to functional standard. Replete with saw dust burner, varnished work surfaces and wood lathe:
Needs to be 5'x7' to fit in like lovely between the oil tank and the fence. Nae windows either. Stop c**** from looking in it0 -
Slowmart wrote:Hi, I'm a short,elderly rotund man of dubious moral standards and I would like to ingratiate my way back to having a positive public image. Equally I've just forked a bundle of cash to some ex employees and their pension scheme so I don't want to spend anymore money. You know how much three yachts cost to run?
Anyway I digress. Any top tips for rehabilitating me and mrs? Cheques in the post, I love you and no darling I won't *** in your mouth. ( this is cakestop after all)
Buy, or steal, her a pair of these. She'll think your amazeballs again
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