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For a messed up world... full of messed up people.
Chuck it by us - whatever it is, we'll help.
Chuck it by us - whatever it is, we'll help.
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Selling a property. Go high and hope someone will be stupid enough? Or a lower price for quick sale?
Next.
Easy. Divide it up into two equal halves (Philus Major and Philus Minor), remembering to keep the weapons in your own half. Once this is done, invade the other half and force the people into slavery and abject poverty. Stick the men to work in the salt mines (You have salt mines, ok) and all the fit women are yours to do with as you please.
My Ernie's had his hip replacement postponed because the Spanish surgeon has gone home and they can't afford to recruit more staff,
What can I do?
Ethel from Clacton
PS my MP has done a runner as well.
Pull yourself together Ethel. You've only yourself to blame, for being a thick, gullible moron. But look on the bright side, you'll get your country back soon!
I think he actually meant £3.50
Send Ernie to Spain.
Run for the position yourself when they announce the by-election date then declare independence and bring in some foreign Doctors to run your health service and you can make the Posh bloke with floppy hair wanted dead or alive should he come to visit your new country.
Is it me or do you have a touch of Parkinson's disease? You need to book an appointment with your GP and make use of the plethora of modern pharmaceutical products available.
Once you commence your treatment, it is quite possible that repetitive key strokes become less exaggerated.
How do I deal with this?
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Drink some baby milk and go to sleep.
Two for the price of one. Listen to this and chill out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eK6SYVyZRk
That bassist is the coolest person I've ever seen.
Of course he's the coolest person you've ever seen............... HE'S THE BASSIST!!!!!!!! It goes with the territory.
Also, that's a Geddy Lee signature Fender Jazz bass, which tops the list of the basses I would most like to own!
Good point. Second coolest bassist I've ever seen then.
Just came across this band today. How did I miss them?
You know about them then?
I was invited to join the exclusive, secrative, wine club at some local posh wine bar/shop i frequent, what do I do
Crudder
CX
Toy
Any norks in attendance? If so, the question will answer itself.
Actually he's the third coolest bassist you've ever seen, all cool bassists must form an orderly queue behind Paul Simonon!
Bang on! As I said, that guy's the second. Marginally better player though
If it's a cover for some sort of swinger meetings, you'll have to run it by the new 'date' or else they might think you're taking the pi$$ when you turn up on your own.
A. Find a UKIP supporter and ask them to attend to the situation by acting as a human shield
B. Point and shout- there's Douglas Carswell and your place in Telford, sorry paradise is assured.
C. None of these and drop the censored before using his own knife to send him to Allah.
Desmond Tutu
Drop him on the spot then beat him about the head with a piece of wood with rusty screws in it. Once you've finished with him, do the same to Carswell and the UKIP supporter. Then chop their todgers off and shove them into each others mouths. Do the last bit just before they breathe their last, leaving the ISIS dude under no illusion about going to paradise. Job jobbed.
Don't you know MF doesn't like clubs?
Desmond Tutu
Strange really when this is a cycling forum.
Desmond Tutu