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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,104
    Still torturing very large numbers today - oh the joys. In about an hour they will tell me what I want to hear. (Well this is my pitch for most boring post of the day as I didn't win it yesterday)
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,143
    I'm playing with numbers today too and I'm close to the positive spin needed

    Later is the pub on the way to a BBQ at a mates
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 6,017
    Happy days. Sun shining. Plus current potential n+1 has become actual n+1. Just done my first quick 30 on my Cannondale Synapse, liking it a lot already. Happy days indeed.

    However, m-i-l coming for the weekend...
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Just ignore the hag and spend your evening in the garage drinking and toying with new bike and if your burd moans just show her a laminated picture of TDN and follow instructions above.

    Simples innit.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,303
    done fusing, it's caused a bit of local melting, but no one there to worry about it (anymore)

    ezgif.com-crop.gif
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,479
    Sun flare prior to impact. What's all that contrived imagery in aid of?
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Windy as fark, 9c up in the hills today, hail stones! I mean wtf, back down to the coast 16c sunny, dry, it's still bloody cold though, thought I was in Scotland :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    edited March 2017
    Oh - SPMF has just opened a beer that I shall sup slowly.

    As soon as I have completed dutiful parental chores, I may well have another.

    Expect some trash to be posted on here later....

    (What - not the normal words of wisdom I hear you cry?)
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,479
    team47b wrote:
    Windy as fark, 9c up in the hills today, hail stones! I mean wtf, back down to the coast 16c sunny, dry, it's still bloody cold though, thought I was in Scotland :D

    F*ck off please.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    One for pinno...

    What do you do if your acrow is a bit short?

    DSC05019.jpg

    Well, it's not as if it is holding up the entire roof :roll:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,303
    pinno wrote:
    Sun flare prior to impact. What's all that contrived imagery in aid of?

    nothing solar, and tbh fission not fusion, it's an operation teapot blast called turk, kaboom, there went a bit of nevada
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    team47b wrote:
    One for pinno...

    What do you do if your acrow is a bit short?

    DSC05019.jpg

    Well, it's not as if it is holding up the entire roof :roll:
    It was nice knowing you T47b.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,303
    team47b wrote:
    One for pinno...

    What do you do if your acrow is a bit short?

    DSC05019.jpg

    Well, it's not as if it is holding up the entire roof :roll:

    i think i saw this on thunderbirds

    it wobbles and crumbles, then everyone is trapped until rescued by the mole
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    sungod wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    One for pinno...

    What do you do if your acrow is a bit short?

    DSC05019.jpg

    Well, it's not as if it is holding up the entire roof :roll:

    i think i saw this on thunderbirds

    it wobbles and crumbles, then everyone is trapped until rescued by the mole
    3....2.....1....

    You on the grog too sungod? :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    My first job was fusing helium - at the JET project in Culham Lab.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,303
    seanoconn wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    i think i saw this on thunderbirds

    it wobbles and crumbles, then everyone is trapped until rescued by the mole
    3....2.....1....

    You on the grog too sungod? :D

    had the wine, soon the port :)

    chin-chin!
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    sungod wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    i think i saw this on thunderbirds

    it wobbles and crumbles, then everyone is trapped until rescued by the mole
    3....2.....1....

    You on the grog too sungod? :D

    had the wine, soon the port :)

    chin-chin!
    Cheese and crackers? Living the dream. :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    Bag of Haribo over here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Garry H wrote:
    Bag of Haribo over here.


    Which ones?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    My son had had his first filling this week. No more Haribo :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    Garry H wrote:
    Bag of Haribo over here.


    Which ones?

    Starmix.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    seanoconn wrote:
    My son had had his first filling this week. No more Haribo :(

    What age?
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    My son had had his first filling this week. No more Haribo :(

    What age?
    6. Bad dad :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,412
    Get that as a tattoo.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    My son had had his first filling this week. No more Haribo :(

    What age?
    6. Bad dad :(

    That's quite bad. Can't have had the tooth for that long?

    I smashed my teeth with a hammer. My advice to you would be not to let him do that.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Bag of Haribo over here.


    Which ones?

    Starmix.

    Good call that man I went and bought a load of fizzy cola bottles the other day. They rocked.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    My son had had his first filling this week. No more Haribo :(

    What age?
    6. Bad dad :(

    That's quite bad. Can't have had the tooth for that long?

    I smashed my teeth with a hammer. My advice to you would be not to let him do that.

    I dropped a Mk 1 Golf GTi on my finger (finger between rear brake drum and concrete floor).

    I suggest that he doesn't do that either.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614

    I dropped a Mk 1 Golf GTi on my finger (finger between rear brake drum and concrete floor).

    I suggest that he doesn't do that either.

    Aye caramba! That just gave ne the hebeegeebees.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Bag of Haribo over here.


    Which ones?

    Starmix.

    Good call that man I went and bought a load of fizzy cola bottles the other day. They rocked.

    Food of champions that.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    It didn't actually hurt too bad but a & e fecked up and it went septic so my father in law (shyyyt hot orthopaedic veterinary surgeon) sorted it out on the deck of his yacht. We used gin and tonics as anaesthetic.

    Best bit was waggling the remains at the lower social classes who infest a & e departments.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
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