The MF files or MPL (Manic Platoon Loon) watch

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I'd smash it.

    You would - literally. Keep some super glue handy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Superglue is smack heads and neds.

    This is the stuff you want. Have shed lands of it kicking around if you ever feel like gluing yourself together.

    http://www.vivomed.com/en/Advanced-Medi ... tedKingdom
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Is this the right place to complain about The length of MF's signature? Yes? Good.

    I hope this doesn't tip him over the edge but I'm far too busy and important to be wasting time scrolling past his never ending sig for the next post, only to find there isn't one.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I was going to change it for one listing every "steed" in the MF "stable" but I'm not that much of a clubbie twaaat so didn't/won't.

    In the meantime: lush.
    http://acelebritynews.com/wp-content/up ... 15-012.jpg
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,415
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I was going to change it for one listing every "steed" in the MF "stable" but I'm not that much of a clubbie twaaat so didn't/won't.

    In the meantime: lush.
    http://acelebritynews.com/wp-content/up ... 15-012.jpg
    You do know we apply the death penalty for anyone who uses the word 'steed' when talking about a bike. And its a painful death if you use say 'chapeau'

    Oops...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,294
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You do know we apply the death penalty for anyone who uses the word 'steed' when talking about a bike. And its a painful death if you use say 'chapeau'

    Oops...
    Double oops. :mrgreen:
    I was thinking the use of the term steed was extracting urine, if not we should smash Dirk up with a hammer and beat him to death with the broken bits before disposing of the evidence over the fence into next door's garden.
    Kinesis Pro6
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Dirk will fight back and be triumphant for he is overlord of all things and you shall repent for ever taking his name in vein.

    Just been for a run with cute if slightly angular and very petite blonde burd from work. smashable but I wouldn't chase after her.

    Now having coffee and Victoria sponge cake. Yum yum yum.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,294
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Just been for a run with cute if slightly angular and very petite blonde burd from work. smashable but I wouldn't chase after her.
    But you just have chased after her. Don't pretend you weren't running behind her so you could check out her aris'.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    We were running side by side for boob bounce (hers, not mine. I had a suitable sports bra on). It's a technical term.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Walked to the canteen earlier behind a lass who spent the whole walk trying to stop her very short skirt from riding up and revealing her hooha. Quite attractive as well, Greek by the looks of things.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Walked to the canteen earlier behind a lass who spent the whole walk trying to stop her very short skirt from riding up and revealing her hooha. Quite attractive as well, Greek by the looks of things.


    What - her hoo ha was Greek? What about the rest of her? Please don't say Swindoo or similar......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Her whole being seems Greek.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Gotcha. Talking of Greek, Has anyone ever drank Ouzo and not immediately regretted it?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Gotcha. Talking of Greek, Has anyone ever drank Ouzo and not immediately regretted it?


    only when someone else was paying
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,294
    You only drink it when someone else is paying or you don't regret it if someone else is paying? Does that mean other people buy better quality ouzo?
    Kinesis Pro6
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    seanoconn wrote:
    I hope this doesn't tip him over the edge...

    Far too late to worry about that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    viewtopic.php?f=40042&p=20096961#p20096961

    :)
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40042&p=20096961#p20096961

    :)

    Oh goody, you may have started a bun fight.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    Veronese68 wrote:
    You only drink it when someone else is paying or you don't regret it if someone else is paying? Does that mean other people buy better quality ouzo?

    I regret paying for it as I think it tastes like bike cleaner ... but if someone else buys a round then who am I too complain
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I like ouzo. Put the faackin bottle in the freezer for a couple of days first.

    I bought a job lot of em in Zakynthos (Zante, for the lazy) many moons ago. They came in aluminium bottles, perfect for the freezer.

    I also like Ricard.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    fat daddy wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    You only drink it when someone else is paying or you don't regret it if someone else is paying? Does that mean other people buy better quality ouzo?

    I regret paying for it as I think it tastes like bike cleaner ... but if someone else buys a round then who am I too complain

    Do you like the bike cleaner with or without ice?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    No ice, but chilled ... and never set fire too or with a coffee bean ... that's a bit to cliched for me
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    I like ouzo. Put the faackin bottle in the freezer for a couple of days first.

    I bought a job lot of em in Zakynthos (Zante, for the lazy) many moons ago. They came in aluminium bottles, perfect for the freezer.

    I also like Ricard.


    Richard and Pastis are the gods of the drink world - ice, water and a packet of Gaullists. Cannot be beaten.

    Being served by this burd: http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachme ... izee-4.jpg

    Zut alors..
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I like ouzo. Put the faackin bottle in the freezer for a couple of days first.

    I bought a job lot of em in Zakynthos (Zante, for the lazy) many moons ago. They came in aluminium bottles, perfect for the freezer.

    I also like Ricard.


    Richard and Pastis are the gods of the drink world - ice, water and a packet of Gaullists. Cannot be beaten.

    Being served by this burd: http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachme ... izee-4.jpg

    Zut alors..

    It was me that introduced you to Miss Alizee, so don't you forget.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    It is indeed one of the many things I am grateful to you for.

    Well, the only thing in fact - everything has just made my life complicated.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    I'm certain that you are more than capable of making it complicated. After all, I didn't introduce you to TDV. that was all your own doing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    A very good point very well presented. Git.

    However, there is part of me that thinks you well have been acting as puppet master and it's all your idea of a big joke.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    A very good point very well presented. Git.

    However, there is part of me that thinks you well have been acting as puppet master and it's all your idea of a big joke.

    I'm good but not that good. Well, at least making things uncomplicated is the part of the book I never got around to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I think you undersell yourself.

    I personally am a genius at double booking myself then being too scared to let anyone down.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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