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pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
edited March 2017 in The bottom bracket
...and group therapy.

Head: Sean the Conn
Contributors: The good Samaritans of BB

Stick with it MF. Here boy, look:

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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,209
    We'll have to work out some trigger points to avoid i:e club members. And a rewards/distraction system i:e norks or chubby children's tv presenters.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Yes, quite agree - a strategy. Nina and her neurological attributes will definitely help.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,137
    If you've not read this thread don't read it at the office unless your the boss

    Agent picolax and I had tears running down my face when I read it for the first tIme

    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Slowmart wrote:
    If you've not read this thread don't read it at the office unless your the boss

    Agent picolax and I had tears running down my face when I read it for the first tIme

    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/

    Brilliant ^.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 46,806
    Pinno wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    If you've not read this thread don't read it at the office unless your the boss

    Agent picolax and I had tears running down my face when I read it for the first tIme

    http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the ... d-returns/

    Brilliant ^.
    It was, yes :wink:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=13074162&p=20030877&hilit=picolax#p20030877
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    When dealing with children, it it good to let them have time when they can take out there frustrations against parental authority, which is why "rough play" is encouraged as it is a good way for children to physically get one up on a parent through fighting in a controlled manner, i.e. Pillow fights, wrestling.

    Perhaps we could have people purposely argue with him a couple of times a day in a controlled environment thread where proper threads with useful advice arnt derailed ???
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    fat daddy wrote:
    When dealing with children, it it good to let them have time when they can take out there frustrations against parental authority, which is why "rough play" is encouraged as it is a good way for children to physically get one up on a parent through fighting in a controlled manner, i.e. Pillow fights, wrestling.

    Perhaps we could have people purposely argue with him a couple of times a day in a controlled environment thread where proper threads with useful advice arnt derailed ???


    Sage.

    To curtail such activity to keep it within bounds, therapists must post a pic of Nina (or any female in a lab coat).

    I think the lab coat is a symbol of the funny farm + 'relaxing' drugs. It has this calming effect.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Ciao

    A whole thread for me? Am seriously chuffed - thank you.

    Or is it just a thinly disguised plot to contain me? Who knows.

    In the meantime let's follow the daily words of joy and wisdom of our favourite neuroscientist come jobbing actor.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/katrina_bryan?lang=en

    Isn't she lovely?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Or is it just a thinly disguised plot to contain me?

    The only thing that would do that is a straight jacket. Now I am not into coercion personally, unless of course it involves delicately negotiating terms with South West Waste Management using a baseball bat and some flammables the sly, back-stabbing conniving b4stards.

    So I have decided I would take a different approach.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Now I'm not saying that clubbies are clueless, but ....
    viewtopic.php?f=40013&t=13077650

    In the meantime: utterly lovely.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/59 ... 00x400.jpg
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    Now I'm not saying that clubbies are clueless, but ....
    viewtopic.php?f=40013&t=13077650


    I am impressed .. this thread works

    Although in this case you were probably bang to rights to imply they are useless !
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Your pizza's in the bin by the way!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Your pizza's in the bin by the way!


    Noooooooooooo! Many apologies for no show but got called in. Did you get the drinks I left behind the bar?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,209
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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    6E7A2824-2214-46E4-B960-06F645056FBB_zpspid0fdvc.jpg


    Frickin' buffoon! :):):)
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    http://static.cinemarx.ro/poze/postere/ ... 92-682.jpg

    Smashtastic, pizza or no pizza.

    As an aside, imagine TDNFNATN bringing you pizza and red wine. Now that rocks.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    A can of tinned peas. Farq me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Ham and pineaplle it was, well exotic like.

    Some irish bloke who couldn't remember his own name and was under the impression that eng had beaten ire bought me and my mate a large whisky each, because my wife is from tyrone and so is he.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Ham and pineaplle it was, well exotic like.

    Some irish bloke who couldn't remember his own name and was under the impression that eng had beaten ire bought me and my mate a large whisky each, because my wife is from tyrone and so is he.

    How do you know that wasn't me?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Pinno wrote:
    A can of tinned peas. Farq me.

    I was at the local market the other day and I had to explain to a young Portuguese woman how you get peas out of those funny looking pod like things, I thought thank goodness they have ring pull cans of veg here as she would clearly never be able to open a tin unassisted :D

    Rice 'n peas, mmm :D

    Imagine MF on jerry3571 daily diet, we'd have to scrape him off the ceiling!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Garry H wrote:
    Ham and pineaplle it was, well exotic like.

    Some irish bloke who couldn't remember his own name and was under the impression that eng had beaten ire bought me and my mate a large whisky each, because my wife is from tyrone and so is he.

    How do you know that wasn't me?

    You didn't get past Cumbernauld, that's why it wasn't you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Garry H wrote:
    Ham and pineaplle it was, well exotic like.

    Some irish bloke who couldn't remember his own name and was under the impression that eng had beaten ire bought me and my mate a large whisky each, because my wife is from tyrone and so is he.

    How do you know that wasn't me?
    You're not from Tyrone.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Ham and pineaplle it was, well exotic like.

    Some irish bloke who couldn't remember his own name and was under the impression that eng had beaten ire bought me and my mate a large whisky each, because my wife is from tyrone and so is he.

    How do you know that wasn't me?
    You're not from Tyrone.

    Cointy Toyroan. That's a give away.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Martin McGuinness was from nearby, now he's deid. Just sayin' like.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737
    team47b wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A can of tinned peas. Farq me.

    I was at the local market the other day and I had to explain to a young Portuguese woman how you get peas out of those funny looking pod like things, I thought thank goodness they have ring pull cans of veg here as she would clearly never be able to open a tin unassisted :D

    Rice 'n peas, mmm :D

    Imagine MF on jerry3571 daily diet, we'd have to scrape him off the ceiling!

    We can't get him off the ceiling now.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Martin McGuinness was from nearby, now he's deid. Just sayin' like.


    I know where your kiddies go to school. And I know which one is your car .......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A can of tinned peas. Farq me.

    I was at the local market the other day and I had to explain to a young Portuguese woman how you get peas out of those funny looking pod like things, I thought thank goodness they have ring pull cans of veg here as she would clearly never be able to open a tin unassisted :D

    Rice 'n peas, mmm :D

    Imagine MF on jerry3571 daily diet, we'd have to scrape him off the ceiling!

    We can't get him off the ceiling now.

    About to hit the bubblegum mushrooms for a sugar hit. Let's get this crib dancin'.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    In a separate but connected story:

    http://homeopathyactiontrust.org/wp-con ... 1720n1.jpg
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,737

    What's with the Karen Carpenter look?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Just making herself universally smashtastic.

    I'd smash it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
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