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friday it's gonna screw your head you're gonna wind up dead

sungodsungod Posts: 13,774
edited March 2017 in The bottom bracket
'ning

after last night's curry and champagne, today is a skiving day

though i shall be tinkering with some new bling, may post a pic in the "do people really..." thread to outrage mf

must get some pineapple
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Morning peeps. Off the bike this morning as collecting number1 child from school later. Trains are stuffed up as usual so currently dawdling my way to work on a bus.

    I'd like to hear about all the banal sh!t you lot are doing today.... Go.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,705
    Very long night playing with fire for some stupid reason. 1 more to go then a few days off. Managed to get home on velocipede without getting wet or falling asleep.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,081
    Morning you work shy crowd.

    In the office already, second coffee down, day ahead does not look enjoyable. However booze and rugby come the night!

    Managed to get my first weeknight ride last night, felt good, though the legs ache today. Crudding tomorrow.

    May go find some pictures of Seano's squeeze to show the world later...
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Bore da!

    Nowt planned apart from a trip to tbe dump.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,954
    Non-working day, for us self-employed, soon-to-be-poorers. Planning to step away from the turbo and put in some real miles. Spring must be nigh.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,046
    Wfh as I'm out early doors

    The plan of get up early and do some exercise ended up as sat in front of the laptop - not a productive use of my time :(
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:

    Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A [email protected] cyclist, that's who.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,652 Lives Here
    sungod wrote:
    may post a pic in the "do people really..." thread to outrage mf
    Even better, smash some bling up with a hammer and take a picture of it flying over the fence into next doors garden. You don't have to tell him the bling was already broken.
    Short day in the office for me, leaving about 2.30 to put my posh togs on and up to town for drinks and dinner. Going for a marked contrast in eateries with a fry up in a Hanworth cafe for lunch. For anyone interested in old motors this is what we're going to. Should be interesting. Until then the usual Friday morning rush of orders I should think. Second cup of tea has just been delivered, onwards and upwards.
    Oh yes, annual review this morning. That'll be fun. :roll:
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:

    Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A [email protected] cyclist, that's who.

    I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered :D
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:

    Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A [email protected] cyclist, that's who.

    I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered :D
    :lol: I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:

    Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A [email protected] cyclist, that's who.

    I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered :D
    :lol: I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning?

    Dead early. Boom boom! :D
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:

    Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A [email protected] cyclist, that's who.

    I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered :D
    :lol: I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning?

    Dead early. Boom boom! :D
    You'r talent is wasted on here Garry, wasted. :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Dead end job that is.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Morning folks

    Can't be bothered to do anything so I won't.

    Time for coffee, something to eat, going to go to the gym then home early.

    From Monday I'm on for 14 days straight, so feel fully in my rights to do censored all.

    Pics of bling being hit with hammers? Cool.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    What is it you do Matthew? I thought you were RAMC, but what you describe sounds very much like working for the council.
  • norvernrobnorvernrob Posts: 1,431
    Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    NorvernRob wrote:
    Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.
    LEGO exhibition? Explain please.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    seanoconn wrote:
    NorvernRob wrote:
    Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.
    LEGO exhibition? Explain please.

    Indeed, explain yourself...
  • step83step83 Posts: 4,107
    NorvernRob wrote:
    Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.

    This requires a full explanation.

    Morning shufflers, rode in on the full susser today because Friday and forgot the tyres were at silly low pressures so very hard going. Still I'm in an didn't die.
    Not a huge amount occurring today some calling people who will be at the pub more than likely, takeaway later for lunch which is never a bad thing then home to a bus mans holiday fixing a friends PC.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    My hansomness level is through the roof today. I was like catnip for the ladies this morning, I can't wait to strut my stuff down to the shops at lunch 8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    What is it you do Matthew? I thought you were RAMC, but what you describe sounds very much like working for the council.


    Sometimes I think working for the Council may be less frustrating and more satisfying, especially if I was on the public toilet/needle collection side of things .....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,652 Lives Here
    seanoconn wrote:
    My hansomness level is through the roof today. I was like catnip for the ladies this morning, I can't wait to strut my stuff down to the shops at lunch 8)
    Will you be selling the keys to a hearse?
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Or going back to collect the hearse when no one is looking then flogging that as well?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Or going back to collect the hearse when no one is looking then flogging that as well?
    Now there's an idea. I posted my hearse story in road general but I think my know association with Bottom Bracket has scared people off :?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,081
    you are the gutter of the BB sean
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Flâneur wrote:
    you are the gutter of the BB sean
    Thanks flan :D Although seen as an inspiration to many, modesty (one of my many outstanding qualities) allows me to view myself as just your average guy blessed with extraordinary talent and good looks.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,195
    Where's that Lego chap gone!? You can't come on here spouting about Lego exhibitions and leave us all hanging.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,081
    Probably stealing lego from little children, if he tried to take mine I'd fight back like Suarez
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,774
    Lego_2665eb_735746.jpg
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,652 Lives Here
    seanoconn wrote:
    Where's that Lego chap gone!? You can't come on here spouting about Lego exhibitions and leave us all hanging.
    Yeah, makes my outing look really dull. Especially if they are building things like SG does.
    Just been to accounts and got a couple of hundred to spend on drinks tonight. Must try to get receipts for at least some of it.
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