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sungod
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'ning
after last night's curry and champagne, today is a skiving day
though i shall be tinkering with some new bling, may post a pic in the "do people really..." thread to outrage mf
must get some pineapple
after last night's curry and champagne, today is a skiving day
though i shall be tinkering with some new bling, may post a pic in the "do people really..." thread to outrage mf
must get some pineapple
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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Morning peeps. Off the bike this morning as collecting number1 child from school later. Trains are stuffed up as usual so currently dawdling my way to work on a bus.
I'd like to hear about all the banal sh!t you lot are doing today.... Go.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Morning you work shy crowd.
In the office already, second coffee down, day ahead does not look enjoyable. However booze and rugby come the night!
Managed to get my first weeknight ride last night, felt good, though the legs ache today. Crudding tomorrow.
May go find some pictures of Seano's squeeze to show the world later...0 -
Bore da!
Nowt planned apart from a trip to tbe dump.0 -
Non-working day, for us self-employed, soon-to-be-poorers. Planning to step away from the turbo and put in some real miles. Spring must be nigh.0
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Wfh as I'm out early doors
The plan of get up early and do some exercise ended up as sat in front of the laptop - not a productive use of my time
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Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Even better, smash some bling up with a hammer and take a picture of it flying over the fence into next doors garden. You don't have to tell him the bling was already broken.sungod wrote:may post a pic in the "do people really..." thread to outrage mf
Short day in the office for me, leaving about 2.30 to put my posh togs on and up to town for drinks and dinner. Going for a marked contrast in eateries with a fry up in a Hanworth cafe for lunch. For anyone interested in old motors this is what we're going to. Should be interesting. Until then the usual Friday morning rush of orders I should think. Second cup of tea has just been delivered, onwards and upwards.
Oh yes, annual review this morning. That'll be fun. :roll:0 -
seanoconn wrote:Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered
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Garry H wrote:seanoconn wrote:Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning? Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:Garry H wrote:seanoconn wrote:Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning?
Dead early. Boom boom! 0 -
You'r talent is wasted on here Garry, wasted.Garry H wrote:seanoconn wrote:Garry H wrote:seanoconn wrote:Just witnessed a story of the day which will be hard to beat. As I'm walking up the road to work I hear shouting and see a cyclist (not a roadie) shouting at a driver in a black car, the usual right of way stuff. I turn the corner and now hear the driver of the car shouting, I look back and see the car door is open and the driver is out of his black car. My first thought is ok it's punch up time, but the cyclist is nowhere to be seen. Then I hear what the driver is shouting "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A HEARSE, YOU'VE GOT MY KEYS! :shock:
Who would nick the keys from a hearse!? A f@cking cyclist, that's who.
I doubt the 'client' will be that bothered I didn't see if it was coffined up. What time do funerals start in the morning?
Dead early. Boom boom! Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Dead end job that is.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Morning folks
Can't be bothered to do anything so I won't.
Time for coffee, something to eat, going to go to the gym then home early.
From Monday I'm on for 14 days straight, so feel fully in my rights to do bugger all.
Pics of bling being hit with hammers? Cool.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
What is it you do Matthew? I thought you were RAMC, but what you describe sounds very much like working for the council.0
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Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.0
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LEGO exhibition? Explain please.NorvernRob wrote:Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:
LEGO exhibition? Explain please.NorvernRob wrote:Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.
Indeed, explain yourself...0 -
NorvernRob wrote:Another day doing very little as I had the snip on Wednesday. Just started season 4 of Homeland and will watch the live cycling later. Also need to pop out for some tablecloths as I have a LEGO exhibition to do tomorrow at a local(ish) show.
This requires a full explanation.
Morning shufflers, rode in on the full susser today because Friday and forgot the tyres were at silly low pressures so very hard going. Still I'm in an didn't die.
Not a huge amount occurring today some calling people who will be at the pub more than likely, takeaway later for lunch which is never a bad thing then home to a bus mans holiday fixing a friends PC.0 -
My hansomness level is through the roof today. I was like catnip for the ladies this morning, I can't wait to strut my stuff down to the shops at lunch 8)Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Garry H wrote:What is it you do Matthew? I thought you were RAMC, but what you describe sounds very much like working for the council.
Sometimes I think working for the Council may be less frustrating and more satisfying, especially if I was on the public toilet/needle collection side of things .....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Will you be selling the keys to a hearse?seanoconn wrote:My hansomness level is through the roof today. I was like catnip for the ladies this morning, I can't wait to strut my stuff down to the shops at lunch 8)0 -
Or going back to collect the hearse when no one is looking then flogging that as well?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Now there's an idea. I posted my hearse story in road general but I think my know association with Bottom Bracket has scared people off :?Matthewfalle wrote:Or going back to collect the hearse when no one is looking then flogging that as well?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Thanks flanFlâneur wrote:you are the gutter of the BB sean Although seen as an inspiration to many, modesty (one of my many outstanding qualities) allows me to view myself as just your average guy blessed with extraordinary talent and good looks. Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Where's that Lego chap gone!? You can't come on here spouting about Lego exhibitions and leave us all hanging.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Yeah, makes my outing look really dull. Especially if they are building things like SG does.seanoconn wrote:Where's that Lego chap gone!? You can't come on here spouting about Lego exhibitions and leave us all hanging.
Just been to accounts and got a couple of hundred to spend on drinks tonight. Must try to get receipts for at least some of it.0 -
Mmmmm Lego porn.
I spent most of Christmas building a Lego Indiana Jones Temple Escape for my son, complete with rolling stone ball, gold idol booby trap, spears shooting from walls, whip swing and closing door booby trap.
Of course it was smashed to bits soon after and has not been played with since. But I'm fine about it, honest Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
