BB'ers - Frauds the lot of them...
pinno
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I have now completed my investigations. I can reveal their true occupations:
Sungod: Holiday rep.
Seantheconn: Artist (p!ss)
Flaneur: Janitor
VN68: Scrap yard worker
Oxoman: Pimp (seems to work the weekends only - must be high end escorts: above a tenner in Scotland)
Stevo666: Some anonymous bloke who toils in the back rooms of Whitehall, desperate for some recognition.
HaydenM: 70's throwback hippy tree hugger. Peace man.
Wheelspinner: Computer hacker, lives in Croydon
TLW: Supplier of yeast to the Brewing industry
T47b: Blofeld
Matthewfalle: Escaped loon/dreamer posing as a full time shrink (needing therapy)
Ballysmate: Voyeur
GarryH: Works front of House in the Housing Benefit section of the DWP
Frank the Tank: Retired militant. His real name is Derek Hatton
HD: Ambassador for Burger King.
Sungod: Holiday rep.
Seantheconn: Artist (p!ss)
Flaneur: Janitor
VN68: Scrap yard worker
Oxoman: Pimp (seems to work the weekends only - must be high end escorts: above a tenner in Scotland)
Stevo666: Some anonymous bloke who toils in the back rooms of Whitehall, desperate for some recognition.
HaydenM: 70's throwback hippy tree hugger. Peace man.
Wheelspinner: Computer hacker, lives in Croydon
TLW: Supplier of yeast to the Brewing industry
T47b: Blofeld
Matthewfalle: Escaped loon/dreamer posing as a full time shrink (needing therapy)
Ballysmate: Voyeur
GarryH: Works front of House in the Housing Benefit section of the DWP
Frank the Tank: Retired militant. His real name is Derek Hatton
HD: Ambassador for Burger King.
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Pinno: collects rubbish off the streets, then organises it and keeps it all in his house. Like those folk off of the telly.0
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It seems Pinno and me are the authentic alumni here.
Bow and scape you plebs....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
I think i got away with it...0
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Garry H wrote:Pinno: collects rubbish off the streets, then organises it and keeps it all in his house. Like those folk off of the telly.
He also sleeps in a hedge in his garden so as not to disturb his carefully arranged collections of trash and prostitues pubic hair that he buys from an Amazon seller in Durham.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
you have failed to penetrate even a single layer of my cover, bwahahaha
spot on with t47b though, lives in tropical splendor with bubblecars and cats, can only be blofeldmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Worker? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. Otherwise pretty much hit the nail on the head. Old nail that is.
Jag XK150 outside today. Not sure how it escaped the scrap heap.0 -
Rumour has it he was born in a Nairobi insane asylum.Matthewfalle wrote:Garry H wrote:Pinno: collects rubbish off the streets, then organises it and keeps it all in his house. Like those folk off of the telly.
He also sleeps in a hedge in his garden so as not to disturb his carefully arranged collections of trash and prostitues pubic hair that he buys from an Amazon seller in Durham.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Further has it, if it can be believed, that he is the love child of Donald Trump and Edwina Curry.
Procreation occurred when the Donald came over to buy some land in Scotland and John Majors exclamation of "I bet you can't trump that" as he hit Edwina in the nose with his todger was disastrously misunderstood.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Further has it, if it can be believed, that he is the love child of Donald Trump and Edwina Curry.
Procreation occurred when the Donald came over to buy some land in Scotland and John Majors exclamation of "I bet you can't trump that" as he hit Edwina in the nose with his todger was disastrously misunderstood.
What did I say? :roll: Gone, totally gone and yes, all at the taxpayers expense.
You're not denying it then GH?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Further has it, if it can be believed, that he is the love child of Donald Trump and Edwina Curry.
Procreation occurred when the Donald came over to buy some land in Scotland and John Majors exclamation of "I bet you can't trump that" as he hit Edwina in the nose with his todger was disastrously misunderstood.
What did I say? :roll: Gone, totally gone and yes, all at the taxpayers expense.
You're not denying it then GH?
I'm not dignifying it with a response. I've just eaten three Tunnock's Teacakes!0 -
Garry H wrote:
But one of my properties has a secret underground bunker, I will now have to kill you all my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Further has it, if it can be believed, that he is the love child of Donald Trump and Edwina Curry.
Procreation occurred when the Donald came over to buy some land in Scotland and John Majors exclamation of "I bet you can't trump that" as he hit Edwina in the nose with his todger was disastrously misunderstood.
What did I say? :roll: Gone, totally gone and yes, all at the taxpayers expense.
You're not denying it then GH?
I'm not dignifying it with a response. I've just eaten three Tunnock's Teacakes!
That's binge eating (good choice if you are going to binge eat). You're binge eating 'cos you can't face another fraudulent Housing Benefit claim and face yet another Rumanian who calls himself John Smith. And you love darts and you can drink 10 pints on a Monday night. Plus, you are severely depressed and have a tendency to disclose too much with fellow staff in the designated smoking area out the back and burst into tears regularly when you reveal all.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The list is almost complete, just adding:
Slowmart: bent Cop
Mikey23: House wifeseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
It's Monday night right now and I'm sat at home drinking water. Just watched the PN stage.
Almost bought a Le Col Gabba type jersey today, but didn't. I did buy a hat though.
Going cycling tomorrow, might change saddle back to the Fizik from the Brooks, coz it looks better on my shite weather bike/commuter.0 -
^ Liar.
P-N, faaaaaaaaark. I'm off to see if it's available on Eurosport.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Since Derek Hatton was referenced I' thought it might be worth sharing a tale of excessive alcohol consumption, a chance meeting with Mr Hatton who was also tired and emotional whichI think is the label used by politicians?
Anyway yours truly and a client who spent obscene amounts of money on printed matter for a high street bank were staggering around Chester races in the so called posh tent part of the course when I noticed Mr Hatton staggering around as well. I suggested it was indeed Mr Hatton taking milk from the capitalitist tit in what part of the course I had hoped to be a scouse free zone. My alledged identification was hotly disputed by my guest and after much discussion without a satisfactory conclusion a wager was made as we approached the former Militant member for scouse council.
Excuse me I said politely , are you Derek Hatton?
Yes, I am..
My client in a rather loud voice said "fuck me, I thought you were inside!"
Derek took it rather well and a rather blue and wonderful politically incorrect conversation followed.
We went back to the marque and shared the joy.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Slowmart wrote:Since Derek Hatton was referenced I' thought it might be worth sharing a tale of excessive alcohol consumption, a chance meeting with Mr Hatton who was also tired and emotional whichI think is the label used by politicians?
Anyway yours truly and a client who spent obscene amounts of money on printed matter for a high street bank were staggering around Chester races in the so called posh tent part of the course when I noticed Mr Hatton staggering around as well. I suggested it was indeed Mr Hatton taking milk from the capitalitist tit in what part of the course I had hoped to be a scouse free zone. My alledged identification was hotly disputed by my guest and after much discussion without a satisfactory conclusion a wager was made as we approached the former Militant member for scouse council.
Excuse me I said politely , are you Derek Hatton?
Yes, I am..
My client in a rather loud voice said "fark me, I thought you were inside!"
Derek took it rather well and a rather blue and wonderful politically incorrect conversation followed.
We went back to the marque and shared the joy.
The thing is my client had an equally rich and interesting existence and made the tabloids but 'he was only doing his job".
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
can you just summarise that? 0
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What do you think I do Pinno?
The older I get, the better I was.0
