Random acts of kindness day, friday

Garry H

Take your own booze if you go to Norway though.

Stevo_666

Garry H wrote:

Take your own booze if you go to Norway though.

I remember it well - so expensive that the Norwegians used to go booze shopping over the border in Sweden :shock: Although that said, given the general standard of 'distractions' over there as Pinno mentioned, you really don't need much booze thankfully :P

seanoconn

Garry H wrote:

Take your own booze if you go to Norway though.

And don't bring your kids, they'll keep them. There f@cking weird.

homers_double

*books holiday to Norway*

Matthewfalle

I remember wandering out of a pub in Stockholm at 4:30 in the morning and bumping into a bunch of pirates - as in cutlass, eye patch, bandana, all the schizzle.


Did I mention the women?

Garry H

I remember one time wandering into a basement bar in Oslo called "The Gunners", it was an Arsenal themed place. It was full of what looked like well to do skinheads and it sold Tennents lager.

veronese68

I'm in Denmark for 4 days at the end of March for work, used to know some lovely Danish au pairs around the Wimbledon area about 30 years ago.
The fact that it gets me out of the battle on the beach is not my fault. Does anybody want my place?

Matthewfalle

Just slammed the stem on the s/s. I rock.

It now looks well gnarly and will have women getting aroused from miles away - in fact they even see it in fact.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Just slammed the stem on the s/s. I rock.

It now looks well gnarly and will have women getting aroused from miles away - in fact they even see it in fact.

You'll do yourself an injury and end up squeaking like a Jenny. It will do wonders for an alternative direction in sexual orientation I guess. I could hook you up with Seano.

sungod

team47b wrote:

sungod wrote:

'ning

it would be kind if t47 were to post pics of the kittens now they are grown

I asked Marmite if he minded if I took a photo of him just now and post it on BR, he said...

clearly tidying up after having been given a smidge of marmite

thank you, most kind

Garry H

The boy child can now ride a pedal bike, first shot at it. That makes me very manly.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

The boy child can now ride a pedal bike, first shot at it. That makes me very manly.

Top work: chapeau. It's a bloody nice feeling when something like that gets done.

Now go and crush him up the nearest slope and ride around him in circles shouting "loser loser loser".

Garry H

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

The boy child can now ride a pedal bike, first shot at it. That makes me very manly.

Top work: chapeau. It's a bloody nice feeling when something like that gets done.

Now go and crush him up the nearest slope and ride around him in circles shouting "loser loser loser".

I'll do that once I've shown him some Judo choke holds.

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Just slammed the stem on the s/s. I rock.

It now looks well gnarly and will have women getting aroused from miles away - in fact they even see it in fact.

You'll do yourself an injury and end up squeaking like a Jenny. It will do wonders for an alternative direction in sexual orientation I guess. I could hook you up with Seano.

It rocks. Just thrown on two carbon bottles cages I had on the Cervelo as well (Chinese jobs now to be replaced with Controltech or whatever the ridiculously over priced retail price things are).

Rocking.

Only bad point is 14mm wheel nut spanner/bottle opener has had to come off, but hey ho.

I AM A SINGLE SPEEDER GENIUS

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

I AM A SINGLE SPEEDER GENIUS

That sounds like a contradiction in terms.

Garry H

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Just slammed the stem on the s/s. I rock.

It now looks well gnarly and will have women getting aroused from miles away - in fact they even see it in fact.

You'll do yourself an injury and end up squeaking like a Jenny. It will do wonders for an alternative direction in sexual orientation I guess. I could hook you up with Seano.

It rocks. Just thrown on two carbon bottles cages I had on the Cervelo as well (Chinese jobs now to be replaced with Controltech or whatever the ridiculously over priced retail price things are).

Rocking.

Only bad point is 14mm wheel nut spanner/bottle opener has had to come off, but hey ho.

I AM A SINGLE SPEEDER GENIUS

You need to put a Brooks on it, the one with springs on it. Then you'll really rock and wimmin will want to have your children and hipsters will want you to bone them.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Just slammed the stem on the s/s. I rock.

It now looks well gnarly and will have women getting aroused from miles away - in fact they even see it in fact.

You'll do yourself an injury and end up squeaking like a Jenny. It will do wonders for an alternative direction in sexual orientation I guess. I could hook you up with Seano.

It rocks. Just thrown on two carbon bottles cages I had on the Cervelo as well (Chinese jobs now to be replaced with Controltech or whatever the ridiculously over priced retail price things are).

Rocking.

Only bad point is 14mm wheel nut spanner/bottle opener has had to come off, but hey ho.

I AM A SINGLE SPEEDER GENIUS

You need to put a Brooks on it, the one with springs on it. Then you'll really rock and wimmin will want to have your children and hipsters will want you to bone them.

Carbon saddle on it. That rocks as well. Brooks will force me to grow a beard and wear stupid(er) clothes.

Matthewfalle

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Garry H wrote:

The boy child can now ride a pedal bike, first shot at it. That makes me very manly.

Top work: chapeau. It's a bloody nice feeling when something like that gets done.

Now go and crush him up the nearest slope and ride around him in circles shouting "loser loser loser".

I'll do that once I've shown him some Judo choke holds.

Cool. Wrestling moves as well. Clotheslines and good stuff like that.

Garry H

I've got him in a fullNelson as I type this.

seanoconn

Garry H wrote:

I've got him in a fullNelson as I type this.

I'm sure he'll tap out before he goes blue.

I have a freakishly strong and fast 6 year old, it's every dads worst nightmare. Hopefully he'll have left home before he's strong enough to over power me. I've got about two years at this rate.

Garry H

seanoconn wrote:

Garry H wrote:

I've got him in a fullNelson as I type this.

I'm sure he'll tap out before he goes blue.

I have a freakishly strong and fast 6 year old, it's every dads worst nightmare. Hopefully he'll have left home before he's strong enough to over power me. I've got about two years at this rate.

Damn, forgot to tell him about tapping out

veronese68

Can we delay Saturday morning?

my_grandadʹs_bike

Veronese68 wrote:

Can we delay Saturday morning?

You can but it won't stop the inevitable

tlw1

Veronese68 wrote:

Can we delay Saturday morning?

Sure thing

Stevo_666

Here's a random act of kindness for you lot. Anyone remember The Lambada?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4KVioBD3Tg

Stevo_666

And 'words don't come easy'...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUtIGEOc-E