Awful cycling jerseys

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,083
    I can't find an image of the jersey itself but imagine one like this -
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    http://www.richmitch.co.uk/shop/menslegendjersey
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    imatfaal wrote:
    I was going to buy the men's Canyon//Sram kit (great kit and support for Women's pro-racing all in one) but got a similar response from people who it was naff and awful. I still love it and peeved that I missed the sale price because I got put off.

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    I still think it is best of all the prokits

    I think this is a great design. That and the Rapha Data Print? range that was out last year.

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    But my tastes are quite abstract.
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  • awavey
    awavey Posts: 2,368
    imatfaal wrote:
    I was going to buy the men's Canyon//Sram kit (great kit and support for Women's pro-racing all in one) but got a similar response from people who it was naff and awful. I still love it and peeved that I missed the sale price because I got put off.

    love the SRAM kit, just wish Rapha would produce more examples of the teams actual kit to buy, would love a long sleeve jersey for this time of year, its only really since Sky hopped over to Castelli and you can now totally Team Skyify yourself if you wanted, you realise actually how little Rapha make of their team links.


    to get back on topic though, Primal seem to make alot of kit I have no intention of buying or desire to wear, its basically a willow pattern plate print jersey isnt it ? eesh
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  • Widgey
    Widgey Posts: 157
    Im a big fan of the Foska stuff - it always gets a laugh from people at work rather than "serious kit". Although Im youthful and not enormous
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,486
    Brakeless wrote:
    Cycling kit that looks rubbish - Foska, whoever thinks they look good with Wallace and F+*ckin Gromit on their jersey is a c+ck, or Baked Beans, I mean WTF, they probably think 'aren't I wacky in my 'different jersey' um no you're not, you look like a dick and there's probably another dick looking just the same in the same sh+t jersey taking part in the same smiley smiley charity ride.
    Maybe you can find each other and go over the 'finish line' together holding your arms in the air in triumph for the full fat tw+t in a crap jersey effect.
    Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.
    I'll wait for the fat boy replys 'I love my Foska jersey'. Well good for you, I'm sure your Mum loves you too, but I certainly fu*+ing don't.
    You know what, not everyone is a racing snake cycling snob. At least they're out and riding
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Well its all personal isn't it - but those novelty tuxedo tops are awful.
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    My mate had a great kit. Went on a diet and sold his bike after this photo that I took of him

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    My current personal fave is this one from Flemish Fish Flans of Flanders

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    You know it makes sense

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    FCN = 4
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    awavey wrote:
    I like it too, would buy it.

    Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

    with you on the Heinz beans, but whats wrong with the Marmite ? :shock:

    You either love it or hate it. I am firmly in the latter camp.

    Marmite? I think it's all right. I prefer Bovril but I'll occasionally put up with Marmite if I have to.
    Brakeless wrote:
    Cycling kit that looks rubbish - Foska, whoever thinks they look good with Wallace and F+*ckin Gromit on their jersey is a c+ck, or Baked Beans, I mean WTF, they probably think 'aren't I wacky in my 'different jersey' um no you're not, you look like a dick and there's probably another dick looking just the same in the same sh+t jersey taking part in the same smiley smiley charity ride.
    Maybe you can find each other and go over the 'finish line' together holding your arms in the air in triumph for the full fat tw+t in a crap jersey effect.
    Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.
    I'll wait for the fat boy replys 'I love my Foska jersey'. Well good for you, I'm sure your Mum loves you too, but I certainly fu*+ing don't.

    So, just to clarify - are you saying that you aren't very keen on Foska jerseys?
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Brakeless wrote:
    Cycling kit that looks rubbish - Foska, whoever thinks they look good with Wallace and F+*ckin Gromit on their jersey is a c+ck, or Baked Beans, I mean WTF, they probably think 'aren't I wacky in my 'different jersey' um no you're not, you look like a dick and there's probably another dick looking just the same in the same sh+t jersey taking part in the same smiley smiley charity ride.
    Maybe you can find each other and go over the 'finish line' together holding your arms in the air in triumph for the full fat tw+t in a crap jersey effect.
    Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.
    I'll wait for the fat boy replys 'I love my Foska jersey'. Well good for you, I'm sure your Mum loves you too, but I certainly fu*+ing don't.

    Blimey, did someone get dropped
  • fenix
    fenix Posts: 5,437
    I hope he doesn't go out cycling to relax...

    And then a Marmite rider glides past...
  • Brakeless wrote:
    Cycling kit that looks rubbish - Foska, whoever thinks they look good with Wallace and F+*ckin Gromit on their jersey is a c+ck, or Baked Beans, I mean WTF, they probably think 'aren't I wacky in my 'different jersey' um no you're not, you look like a dick and there's probably another dick looking just the same in the same sh+t jersey taking part in the same smiley smiley charity ride.
    Maybe you can find each other and go over the 'finish line' together holding your arms in the air in triumph for the full fat tw+t in a crap jersey effect.
    Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.
    I'll wait for the fat boy replys 'I love my Foska jersey'. Well good for you, I'm sure your Mum loves you too, but I certainly fu*+ing don't.

    Glad the Soreen one is ok though.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,743
    Do you think Brakeless is going to get one of these for Valentines day?
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Shame Foska don't do one (I assume) for Senokot - at least that would have the benefit of discouraging drafters.
    Faster than a tent.......