Awful cycling jerseys

secretsam

New one from dhb: I think it's awful, colleague thinks it rocks

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/dhb-blok-short-sleeve-jersey-bolt/

Your thoughts?

fat daddy

wow .. that really is bad I wasn't expecting that

singleton

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"I don't like it"

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N0bodyOfTheGoat

When did DHB branch out into nightclub attire?

veronese68

It's bad, but I'm sure I've seen worse.

mrfpb

Quite understated compared to most of the Blok range.

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/jerseys-tops/?s=dhb+blok

bigmat

It looks alright. Probably wouldn't work on a MAMIL physique though. Maybe one for the younger rider?

shamrock134

I like it.

Looks inspired by the back of the INRNG jersey...

https://www.prendas.co.uk/products/inrn ... ing-jersey

I love Rapha but think their Peace Race jerseys look like something from the set of Star Trek TOS:

http://www.rapha.cc/se/en/shop/peace-ra ... ct/PEA01XX

apreading

Looks like somebody in the design ofice was watching Queen - Its a kind of magic... Very 80s

rick_chasey

shamrock134 wrote:

I like it.

Looks inspired by the back of the INRNG jersey...

https://www.prendas.co.uk/products/inrn ... ing-jersey

I love Rapha but think their Peace Race jerseys look like something from the set of Star Trek TOS:

http://www.rapha.cc/se/en/shop/peace-ra ... ct/PEA01XX

Yes, was about to say the same.

What a rip off.

smokey_bacon

I like it too, would buy it.

Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

secretsam

shamrock134 wrote:

I love Rapha but think their Peace Race jerseys look like something from the set of Star Trek TOS:

http://www.rapha.cc/se/en/shop/peace-ra ... ct/PEA01XX

That's truly nasty.

arthur_scrimshaw

My son has the blok diamond thermal jersey - i like it, nicely made and for £30 it's a steal.

bendertherobot

It's not bad actually, reminds me of this one:

mrfpb

Arthur Scrimshaw wrote:

My son has the blok diamond thermal jersey - i like it, nicely made and for £30 it's a steal.

I've just bought the blok Prism thermal jersey in the sale - with maching socks and arm warmers. Mamil in full!

Nellyspania

Smokey Bacon wrote:

I like it too, would buy it.

Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

I like a novelty jersey, makes a good andtidote to full pro kit

arthur_scrimshaw

Nellyspania wrote:

Smokey Bacon wrote:

I like it too, would buy it.

Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

I like a novelty jersey, makes a good andtidote to full pro kit

I'm with SB on this one, maybe I've got a sense of humour fail but I just don't get the Foska stuff. Seems like trying too hard to say 'I'm a fun kind of person'

Anonymous

I like it

Brakeless

Cycling kit that looks rubbish - Foska, whoever thinks they look good with Wallace and F+*ckin Gromit on their jersey is a c+ck, or Baked Beans, I mean WTF, they probably think 'aren't I wacky in my 'different jersey' um no you're not, you look like a dick and there's probably another dick looking just the same in the same sh+t jersey taking part in the same smiley smiley charity ride.
Maybe you can find each other and go over the 'finish line' together holding your arms in the air in triumph for the full fat tw+t in a crap jersey effect.
Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.
I'll wait for the fat boy replys 'I love my Foska jersey'. Well good for you, I'm sure your Mum loves you too, but I certainly fu*+ing don't.

luv2ride

OK, I'll admit to (almost) buying this on a whim:
http://www.halfords.com/cycling/cycling ... ing-jersey
Luckily changed mind at last minute!
Did get this though...still love wearing it riding summer trails on the offroad single speed. My hipster beard still needs work.

awavey

Smokey Bacon wrote:

I like it too, would buy it.

Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

with you on the Heinz beans, but whats wrong with the Marmite ? :shock:

ben-----

SecretSam wrote:

New one from dhb: I think it's awful, colleague thinks it rocks

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/dhb-blok-short-sleeve-jersey-bolt/

Your thoughts?

No where near as horrific as this Milltag one IMO:

smokey_bacon

awavey wrote:

Smokey Bacon wrote:

I like it too, would buy it.

Nothing compares to the Heinz beans or Marmite jerseys for awfulness.

with you on the Heinz beans, but whats wrong with the Marmite ? :shock:

You either love it or hate it. I am firmly in the latter camp.

inbike

Brakeless wrote:

Then there's the fat boys with London Pride Jerseys ' Look at me I drink beer!' , you might drink beer but to look good in any jersey let a lone a crap one you need to loose 15kg and tuck your gut into your bib shorts.

If only they were out getting some exercise and doing something about their excess weight... oh, wait, they are. Good for them.

This poster has appeared on the underground recently, hopefully it'll make a few judgemental people think twice before they shame new cyclists back into cars.

mrfpb

Luv2ride wrote:

OK, I'll admit to (almost) buying this on a whim:
http://www.halfords.com/cycling/cycling ... ing-jersey
Luckily changed mind at last minute!

That's a real beauty and deserves a screenshot:



I left it too late to get a Christmas themed top for the works Christmas do in December, I may have to pick one of these up!

bendertherobot

mrfpb

They've really nailed the authentic "chicken wire" look on that design.

bendertherobot

I've no idea where they're going with that.

apreading

I would buy it if it was really cheap!

imatfaal

I was going to buy the men's Canyon//Sram kit (great kit and support for Women's pro-racing all in one) but got a similar response from people who it was naff and awful. I still love it and peeved that I missed the sale price because I got put off.



I still think it is best of all the prokits

rick_chasey