Falling Stationary due to SPD and Finger/Palm start hurting

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Svetty wrote:
    Neil Grubb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Neil Grubb wrote:
    From what you describe you may just have sprained your hand (ligament stretch) but it could be a scaphoid fracture so you should get it checked out soon.


    I'd say your average A&E department is incredibly busy dealing with real issues so man up.

    If it doesn't meet any fracture protocols then it's fine. It's called, in the trade, falling off bi-cycle hand.

    I'd say I'm a hospital doctor and I am telling you a missed scaphoid fracture can lead to real problems, so don't ignore this and get it checked out. This macho 'man up' attitude is not helpful.

    Don't worry about Matthew - he has an........'idiosyncratic' sense of humour.

    Not that avascular necrosis is a laughing matter.....

    Is that a polite way of saying "he's aff his heed"?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Guernsey Donkey
    Guernsey Donkey Posts: 144
    Get yourself some SM-SH56 cleats. Less than a tenner and they will release in most directions. Less falling over should result.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Well, as he hasn't posted back saying "yup, I broke my x,y,z I think that my diagnosis rocks.

    I am Doogie Howser MD.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,314
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Well, as he hasn't posted back saying "yup, I broke my x,y,z I think that my diagnosis rocks.

    I am Doogie Howser MD.
    Diagnosed as so serious that amputation was necessary.
    Posting impossible.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Well, as he hasn't posted back saying "yup, I broke my x,y,z I think that my diagnosis rocks.

    I am Doogie Howser MD.
    Diagnosed as so serious that amputation was necessary.
    Posting impossible.

    Black but funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Well, as he hasn't posted back saying "yup, I broke my x,y,z I think that my diagnosis rocks.

    I am Doogie Howser MD.
    Diagnosed as so serious that amputation was necessary.
    Posting impossible.

    He could always use his nose to type. Or his other hand (unless that too was amputated following a random falling off his bi-cycle accident).

    I am Doogie Howser. Everyone else is not. Thank you, thank you.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Well, as he hasn't posted back saying "yup, I broke my x,y,z I think that my diagnosis rocks.

    I am Doogie Howser MD.
    Diagnosed as so serious that amputation was necessary.
    Posting impossible.

    He could always use his nose to type. Or his other hand (unless that too was amputated following a random falling off his bi-cycle accident).

    I am Doogie Howser. Everyone else is not. Thank you, thank you.

    You are certifiable. That's for sure.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Freakin' genius. That's me.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Freakin' genius. That's me.

    You have a PM genius. :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    how did you get my address?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    There was a courier docket in my letter saying that they tried to deliver something but I was out - was it your pm? If so will pop down to the depot on Monday.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    There was a courier docket in my letter saying that they tried to deliver something but I was out - was it your pm? If so will pop down to the depot on Monday.

    Was that a delivery of 'specially selected' go faster frozen steak?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I don't know - I wasn't in to receive. Which is why they left me the docket.

    Duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr. What a Joe 90.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    edited February 2017
    Just checking to see that that a vascular necrosis thing hasn't set in after you fell off your bicycle. Or gangrene. No amputations, bits falling off by themselves, new bits appearing that you didn't previously have?

    Nah, didn't think so.

    I am a diagnosticalist people body stuff genius. Hoo yah.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,314
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Just checking to see that that a vascular necrosis thing hasn't set in after you fell off your bicycle. Or gangrene. No amputations? Nah, didn't think so.

    I am a diagnosticalist people body stuff genius.
    No posts since the 8th February.
    May be he died from his injuries.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Maybe he's still lying in yet another hedge having fallen off again?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,314
    There are a lot of possibilities...
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    True, true. He could be, at this moment, followingyet another falling off a stationary bicycle incident, crawling, inch by painful inch towards me ready to make me pay for my mocking armed only with a gammy hand and a fence picket.......

    Or is hospital doctor patching him up as we speak, using all his hospital doctor skills, turning him into a cycling based Steve Austin?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,314
    Yes.
    But would he be whistling the tune to Emmerdale as he does so?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Nah - The Archers....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Neil Grubb
    Neil Grubb Posts: 38
    PBlakeney wrote:
    There are a lot of possibilities...

    He might have fractured his scaphoid and is unable to use his pc / phone because of the plaster. Just saying....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Neil Grubb wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    There are a lot of possibilities...

    He might have fractured his scaphoid and is unable to use his pc / phone because of the plaster. Just saying....

    Yeah, I remember being incapacitated. It never stopped me posting. That's why they called me 'clever Dick'. :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Neil Grubb wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    There are a lot of possibilities...

    He might have fractured his scaphoid and is unable to use his pc / phone because of the plaster. Just saying....

    can't he use his other hand? Or is that too simple.

    I AM A HAND INJURY GENIUS.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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