Homophobia in Sport

dinyull

:shock:

surrey_commuter

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

How many times a day do you think about it?

Tashman

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

briantrumpet

Surrey Commuter wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

How many times a day do you think about it?

And does the sex of the owner of the 'waste disposal chute' make any difference to your stomach's revolutions?

kingstongraham

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

We used to have one of those in our kitchen sink.

fat daddy

Tashman wrote:

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

I think of the really bad matching Jumpers and them sitting on sofas watching glee, eating quiche and those god awful pink wafer biscuits

Tashman

fat daddy wrote:

Tashman wrote:

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

I think of the really bad matching Jumpers and them sitting on sofas watching glee, eating quiche and those god awful pink wafer biscuits

prefer a dark chocolate hobnob myself....

dinyull

fat daddy wrote:

Tashman wrote:

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

I think of the really bad matching Jumpers and them sitting on sofas watching glee, eating quiche and those god awful pink wafer biscuits

You've been watching too much Gogglebox.

seanoconn

Dinyull wrote:

fat daddy wrote:

Tashman wrote:

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

I think of the really bad matching Jumpers and them sitting on sofas watching glee, eating quiche and those god awful pink wafer biscuits

You've been watching too much Gogglebox.

And aren't their little dogs adorable.

dinyull

seanoconn wrote:

Dinyull wrote:

fat daddy wrote:

Tashman wrote:

I must confess that when I think of homosexual or heterosexual relationships it's not the sexual element that I think of, just 2 people together.

I think of the really bad matching Jumpers and them sitting on sofas watching glee, eating quiche and those god awful pink wafer biscuits

You've been watching too much Gogglebox.

And aren't their little dogs adorable.

Nope!

I have one of the same and he's a little bugger haha.

veronese68

KingstonGraham wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

We used to have one of those in our kitchen sink.

You wouldn't want to stick your John Thomas in the kitchen waste disposal. :shock:

briantrumpet

Veronese68 wrote:

KingstonGraham wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

We used to have one of those in our kitchen sink.

You wouldn't want to stick your John Thomas in the kitchen waste disposal. :shock:

But probably fine with a cucumber.

fat daddy

cucumber is easier .... its gonna be hard to get your John Thomas in to a waste disposal unit ....I think your best shot is to sit in the sink .. and try poking it down between your legs .. if you lay ontop of the sink you have a good 6-7" before you even each the sinkhole !

chris_bass

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

Which football team do you support?

smoggysteve

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

Would it turn you stomach if a stunning lithe bronzed 18 yr old blonde lass asked you to smash her back doors in?

DeVlaeminck

bompington wrote:

DeVlaeminck wrote:

unless you sit in the rowdier section of the grounds even someone shouting bad language will stick out like a sore thumb

I don't go to football matches a lot but I've watched Dundee United a few times over the years. The abusive language is continuous and creative, all apparently shouted in a white hot fury and with complete sincerity. The spectacularly one-eyed rants at the ref didn't just happen with contentious decisions, any call against the home team was treated the same.
I've always assumed that actually there is some kind of performance or ritual element to all this, because Dundonians, for all their faults, just don't come across like this in any other context.
I've also always assumed this is normal at football grounds? Am I wrong?

OK maybe I over egged the degree of civilised behaviour at grounds. It's not what what it used to be though, you do get a lot of women, kids, families .

kingstongraham

Veronese68 wrote:

KingstonGraham wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

We used to have one of those in our kitchen sink.

You wouldn't want to stick your John Thomas in the kitchen waste disposal. :shock:

Well quite. The thought of it isn't pleasant.

orraloon

My name is John Thomas and I'll have you know I am not any of yours. So there.

smoggysteve

orraloon wrote:

My name is John Thomas and I'll have you know I am not any of yours. So there.

Ah! So you're John Thomas. I heard you were a bit of a knob. :-)

Jus kiddin

lesfirth

SmoggySteve wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

Would it turn you stomach if a stunning lithe bronzed 18 yr old blonde lass asked you to smash her back doors in?

My feelings are similar to yours Frank. With lasses of any age I prefer the route that nature intended.

Ben6899

I'm sorry, but what year is this? Les and Frank seem as though they're about to celebrate - or lament - Harold Wilson winning another term.

orraloon

Ben6899 wrote:

I'm sorry, but what year is this? Les and Frank seem as though they're about to celebrate - or lament - Harold Wilson winning another term.

Dontcha know 'we' have gone back to the 70s, or the 60s even.

I look forward to the Black and White Minstrels on TV, and a rerun of Love Thy Neighbour. Happy days. Good to have taken back control.

finchy

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

You do know that you don't actually have to imagine gay sex if you see a homosexual, don't you? I'm not keen on the thought myself, so I just avoid it.

veronese68

finchy wrote:

You do know that you don't actually have to imagine gay sex if you see a homosexual, don't you? I'm not keen on the thought myself, so I just avoid it.

This, very much this. It's not my bag, but what goes on between two consenting adults in private is their business and no one else's.

Wheelspinner

"Heterosexuality is not normal, just common."

Dorothy Parker

ballysmate

Wheelspinner wrote:

"Heterosexuality is not normal, just common."

Dorothy Parker

Who you calling common?

Pross

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

And to think you were objecting just a few posts back about the stereotyping of the views of the older generation.

Frank Wilson

Chris Bass wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

Which football team do you support?

I support a very small team which probably wouldn't appear on the radar of most people on here, but they are my home town team.

I have applied the 8% rule to our average gate this season and based on this logic we would lose 16.3 fans which would be a bit of a bummer really.

finchy

Frank Wilson wrote:

Chris Bass wrote:

Frank Wilson wrote:

To be fair when ever this is raised the objectors are called homophobes / bigots etc but we must remember there are people who find the thought of a man inserting his John Thomas into the waste disposal chute of another man quite disgusting. It certainly turns my stomach.

Which football team do you support?

I support a very small team which probably wouldn't appear on the radar of most people on here, but they are my home town team.

I have applied the 8% rule to our average gate this season and based on this logic we would lose 16.3 fans which would be a bit of a bummer really.

Maybe not the best choice of words on this particular topic.

chris_bass

I think he cleverly engineered this whole thread just to make that pun!